,

After Dinner

How r u my love?

I’m okay… I kinda wish I had a massage chair…

I’ll buy u a massage chair!

Sigh… okay… I’ll accept it…

What model do u want?

Ummm… I honestly haven’t looked….

Well go look now!

I don’t even know what brands are good…

Doesn’t matter, if u don’t like it we’ll buy another one.

Sigh…

Okay lemme take a look…

Holy shit, it’s like buying a car! ๐Ÿคฏ

Doesn’t matter! Which one do u want?

I don’t know…

Then I’ll get the most expensive one…

No!!! I don’t think I need that… ๐Ÿ˜……

Then which one do u want?

Sigh…

….

This one? From David Jones?



Okay I’m ordering it now ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ›

I don’t know why it’s on sale…

Then let’s get 2! One for u, one for me, and we’ll sit on them side by side! ๐Ÿฅฐ

Ummm… but ur not home most of the time…. I think I will feel lonely…

Get one for the apartment, one for the big house…

Okay ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ›

Lol…

What else would u like? A home sauna? Jacuzzi?

Oh… I dunno… if ur gonna pay for it? I guess?!

Okay! ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ›!!!

Lol… ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’• thanks baby… I appreciate it…

THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR! ๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธ