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Midnight Anger

Babe, what’s wrong?!?!

I’m really fuckin annoyed at the electricity company…

Why? What happened?!

They keep “estimating” our electricity bill saying there was a dog that’s why the guy didn’t come in to read the meter. That’s fuckin bullshit.

I’ve kept doggy INDOORS.

Mum’s been HOME. They could’ve rung the doorbell to ask “is the dog secure? I can hear him barking?” They never fuckin bother to do that.

It just feels so fuckin lazy.

The date that they wrote they were gonna be here, I EVEN LEFT THE GATE WIDE OPEN.

There was NO DOG. He’s been indoors this whole time!!!

It pisses me off to no end because it keeps happening!!! It’s been at least three times now they keep estimating our electricity!!!

Hmmmm… πŸ€”… I feel like… there are other solutions here…

I don’t have fuckin time to call them and be put on hold for hours and I’M TOO ANGRY TO BE NICE TO A RANDOM CUSTOMER SERVICE STAFF BY THE TIME I’M OFF HOLD FOR THIS CONVERSATION.

I can’t keep my composure so I don’t even want to confront them!!!

Can u… do the reading urself?

Babe… yes, I’ve done that once. But… I can’t remember how I did it. I’ve been SO FUCKING BUSY.

Like FUCK.

It’s bad enough with every other FUCKIN THING I’VE GOTTA BE JUGGLING. NOW I HAVE TO ADD ON ELECTRICITY METER READING ONTO MY SKILL SET?!?!?!

This is the same kind of PISSED OFF feeling I’m sure all the SELF CHECKOUT customers feel too!! LIKE FUCK!!! WHAT’S HAPPENED TO ANY SERVICES AT ALL?!?!

IT’S NOT LIKE WE GET A FUCKIN DISCOUNT FOR DOING THE METER READING OURSELVES?!?!?! EVEN TAKE FUCKIN $50 OFF THE BILL OR WHATEVER IT WOULD’VE COS FOR THE FUCKIN GUY TO GET THERE?!?!?!

IT FEELS FUCKIN LAZY. IT FEELS LIKE THE DUDE IS JUST FUCKIN SITTING IN HIS CAR DRIVING TO EVERY ADDRESS AND JUST TICKING OFF A LIST “WE’VE HAD TO ESTIMATE UR BILL” AS A DEFAULT SETTING ON EVERY FUCKIN HOUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO READ THEIR METER THAT DAY.

WHAT A FUCKIN LAZY PIECE OF SHIT.

I’M BEING A GOOD CUSTOMER. I’VE READ THE DATE ON THE NOTICE. I’VE KEPT THE DOG FUCKIN INDOORS. THE GATE IS FUCKIN UNLOCKED. THERE’S EVEN BEEN PEOPLE HOME. THE DOORBELL WORKS. IT TAKES ONE FUCKIN MINUTE TO RING THE FUCKIN DOORBELL TO DOUBLE CHECK IS IT OKAY TO GO TO THE SIDE OF THE FUCKIN HOUSE TO READ THE FUCKIN METER!!!!!!!!!

Okay babe… yeah… I can feel ur anger… πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME. IT’S HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES. IT’S ALMOST BEEN YEARS?!?!?! IT’S PROBABLY EVEN BEEN YEARS THAT THIS IS HAPPENING. I DON’T KNOW EXACTLY. BUT FOR THE PAST 2 QUARTERS I HAVE DEFINITELY MARKED THE DATE ON MY CALENDAR AND I’VE BEEN FUCKIN DILIGENT TRYING TO MAKE SURE THE DOG IS INSIDE FOR THEM AND THEY STILL SEND THE FUCKIN “WE’VE HAD TO ESTIMATE UR ELECTRICITY” LETTER!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!

Whew!

Get it out, woman! Get all that anger out!!! 🀣🀣🀣

Why ru laughing at me…

I dunno I just think ur really cute and funny when ur angry πŸ€£πŸ’•

Sigh…

I really feel like.

I don’t know if the guy is fuckin lazy.

I don’t know if he’s being passive aggressive.

Why is the meter not like a digital one?!

It is supposed to change over eventually they just haven’t scheduled for our house to change yet. And I’m not calling them up to do that! They’re supposed to get to us eventually!

THAT’S THEIR JOB. ONCE AGAIN, WHY AM I THE CUSTOMER DOING THEIR FUCKIN JOB FOR THEM IF I’M THE ONE CALLING THEM UP TO FUCKIN REMIND THEM?!?!?!!!

It pisses me off to no end my love!!!

Why… don’t u… change companies?

I WOULD FUCKIN LOVE TO. BUT THE ACCOUNT IS NOT IN MY NAME. AND NOBODY ELSE IN THIS FUCKIN FAMILY CARES COS THEY’RE NOT THE ONES DEALING WITH THEM!!!

Oh…

WE — you and me — are NEVER going with THIS electricity company when we are living together!! In ANY of our houses or apartments!!!

MY LOVE.

I’M NOT NAMING NAMES. BUT THEY ARE NOW MY SWORN ENEMY!!! 🀬😀😀😀

Okay my love. I believe u. I mean, I don’t really fuckin care but if it matters to you, sure. We’ll never go with this company.

THIS ELECTRICTY COMPANY HAS BEEN THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE AS A DAUGHTER OF IMMIGRANT PARENTS.

I AM NEVER GOING TO BE THEIR CUSTOMER EVER AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IN ANY INDEPENDENT SITUATION!!!

Even when I had the apartment in Brisbane, I chose a different company and THAT OTHER COMPANY WAS REALLY, REALLY GOOD!!!

Oh so you’ve tried other companies?!

Yes my love. I’ve tried another company when I moved out for those few years I was in Brisbane. I was VERY HAPPY with that other company.

But apartments are easier to service?

I don’t fuckin know. I don’t fuckin care. My experience overall was way better. That’s in my emotional memory.

I’M NOT GOING WITH THIS COMPANY IF I HAVE A CHOICE.

When you and I start living together, I get to have a choice, right?!?!?!

Yes baby! πŸ₯° I will let u choose… whatever company… I’m just worried now maybe I’ve accidentally signed up temporarily with the same company as your parents… πŸ˜…

THAT’S OKAY.

When we live together I will bother calling them up.

I will enjoy that moment of calling them up as YOUR WIFE and saying, “Sorry we’ve done our research and we decided to switch companies!”

Whyyy… do ur parents not allow u to do that for their house?!

BECAUSE THEY’RE FUCKIN LAZY TOO. EVERYBODY IS TOO FUCKIN COMPLACENT IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE SITUATION EXCEPT ME!

It angers me to no end!!!!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀

I know babe… I don’t want u to stay angry… keep thinking about something more positive... πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ

The positive thought is. I’m gonna change companies for OUR home — you and me. Our MULTIPLE HOMES. Any house or apartment that WE OWN in AUSTRALIA.

We are NOT going with THAT COMPANY!!!

Yeah!!! Fuck them!!!!!!!! πŸŽ‰ whoop! Whoop!

Yes my baby!!! Thank u for being on my side about this… πŸ˜ŒπŸ’•

I really needed to vent that out… I saw no other solution but to write a fictional story of anger and lamenting and then making my mind up that they have fucking LOST ME FOREVER AS A CUSTOMER.

They lost me anyway years ago! When I moved to Brisbane and I knew I wanted to try a different company to my parents cos my whole life that I’ve been aware of them, they’ve been a MEDIOCRE ELECTRICTY COMPANY.

They’re fuckin USELESS other than a general supply of electricity!!!

I’m just fuckin DONE.

It’s always been a fuckin BITCH PAIN IN THE ASS TO DEAL WITH THEM.

There’s definitely been other things that I can’t even remember to recap into fictional stories. I think I’ve blocked those memories from trauma.

It was even before we ever even had a dog.

Okay my love… U hate them… but ur parents don’t give a fuck… cos nobody else is directly dealing with this company in this household except u… we’ve established that…

Yes… sigh…

We’ll change to a better company. Our homes.

THANK YOU πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈ

It’s really something for me to look forward to!!!

U don’t even wanna fill out like an anonymous feedback form or a survey or something for them?

WHY SHOULD I GIVE THEM ANY CHANCE TO REDEEM THEMSELVES?!?!

THEY’VE FUCKIN PISSED ME OFF TO THE POINT I WILL NEVER. EVER. FORGIVE THEM.

WE’RE DONE.

YOU AND ME?! OUR HOMES!?! WE’RE NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR GOING TO BE THEIR CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANY OTHER ELECTRICTY COMPANY BUT. THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO FEEDBACK NECESSARY. BECAUSE WE ARE NOT EVEN GOING TO BE THEIR CUSTOMERS. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS CUSTOMER ACCOUNT ENDS WITH MY PARENTS. WHEN THEY CHOOSE TO MOVE. I’M CLOSING THE ACCOUNT, THEY WON’T EVEN NOTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

πŸ‘€ wowowwow!!!! (Chuckles) ur so… quiet vendetta against them!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 (laughing til abs hurting!!!)

Yes. They’ve lost me.

This time around.

If the dude had just done his fuckin job I wouldn’t have gone on this fuckin fictional rant. All the other stuff would’ve still applied. I still would’ve chosen a different company for OUR homes. I probably would’ve still suggested to my parents when they chose to move “hey do u wanna try a new company now that ur moving homes?” But I wouldn’t have been so pissed to swear that that is happening.Β 

Now. Here we are.

Cos he didn’t even fuckin bother to try to ring a doorbell…

Yeah.

Don’t u have camera footage from the side of the house?

Oh. Wouldn’t that be a real deterrent? Imagine that. If we have footage of how LAZY the worker was.

But it’s the principle of the matter. Whether we have footage or not. HE DIDN’T FUCKING DO HIS JOB.

Why do u keep… assuming “him”…

Fine. HE OR SHE OR THEY DIDN’T DO THEIR FUCKIN JOB!!!

Okay 😏 we’re definitely not going with this company in our homes.

THANK YOU.

R u feeling better?

I am… I feel so much better getting it all out. And now mentally prepared to never be their customers FOR LIFE.

(Giggles) That’s good my love… I’m glad I could be your bouncing board… I love u so much πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈ

I love u too!!! 😘😘😘❀️❀️❀️πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ (big hugs and cuddles and kisses πŸ’‹!!!!)

Finally feeling better? πŸ‘€πŸ’•

After kissing and cuddling you? Yes!!! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

πŸ€“πŸ“…

🎢we… are never, ever, everrrrrr…. going with that electricity company!!!!πŸŽΆβ€οΈπŸ’•πŸ₯°πŸ’•

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