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Bubble Tea ๐Ÿง‹

Have we ever had this conversation?

I’ve watched u order taro milk tea.

No I didn’t?! That’s not my go to order…

Yes? It WAS…?

No it wasn’t!!! Since when did I drink Taro milk tea?!

Since that one time we had bubble tea together in Melbourne?!

WHAT?! THAT MUST’VE BEEN A RANDOM ORDER. THAT IS NOT MY USUAL BUBBLE TEA ORDER!!!???!!!

๐Ÿ˜ณ … what’s ur usual bubble tea order?

Yakult Green Tea with Egg Pudding! Except the franchise who used to make that exact order doesn’t exist anymore and then I try to get as close to a variation of that wherever I go.

Or sometimes I just get plum green tea. Or a lemon or peach ice tea. I dunno. I don’t even drink bubble tea that much these days.ย 

U don’t drink taro milk tea anymore? ๐Ÿฅบ

I learned that taro has a lot of phytoestrogens and I had an excess of oestrogen for a while, it was causing my acne so I avoided phytoestrogenic foods. These days, I mean, I guess I could have a little bit here and there…

I kinda forgot that I used to like it… I know I like taro cake… I always like taro cake?!

Ummm… I’ve built a whole lore for Fernando around taro milk tea inspired by you… and now ur telling me it was just a random one off order that it’s not even ur go to order??? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ROFLMAO!!!!

MY FAVOURITE BUBBLE TEA IS “YAKULT GREEN TEA WITH EGG PUDDING!!!!!!!”

OKAY?! THANKS BABE?! NOW I KNOW?!?!?! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So… what does taro milk tea mean to you?

Nothing!!! It doesn’t mean anything!!! It’s purple?! I can’t remember the last time I’ve felt like ordering it?! It’s just a random order!!!

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… lol… everyone knows FERNANDO’S favourite bubble tea order is taro milk tea

Is it genuinely ur favourite order?

Well now I don’t know because I’ve gotten so used to making it my favourite order I don’t know if I have any other preferred orders.

Whyyyyy is taro ur favourite?

Because I thought it was YOUR favourite so when I drink it, I’m thinking of YOU!!!

You think of me 24/7 anyway, what difference does it make what flavour bubble tea ur having?!

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… (Laughing hysterically and crying!!) ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I just associated it as being YOUR bubble tea order because YOU DID ORDER IT THAT ONE TIME. I WAS THERE TO WITNESS THAT. SO EVERY TIME I DRINK IT I REMEMBER YOU ORDERING IT THAT TIME!!!

Sigh… ๐Ÿ˜…… my love…

I know…

Lolololol ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

(A little embarrassed ๐Ÿ˜ณ)

Awww… kiss kiss cuddle cuddle… it doesn’t even matter now…

I think I… genuinely like the taro milk tea flavour as well…

Well that’s GOOD. It’s not like u’ve had to ACT like u liked it… ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ LOL!!!

Did I give u a sip of mine? U ordered normal milk tea ๐Ÿง‹ and I ordered taro?

YES. AND THEN IT WAS MY FAVOURITE EVER SINCE… ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ

Lolololol ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

It’s so funny to u… (shy)…

I wish u could try the yakult Green Tea one… it’s hard to find these days… the original franchise, I don’t know what happened to them…

Who were they?

It was called “Hazel Tea Shop” it was a local franchise on gold coast…

What happened?

I don’t know ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Gong Cha popped up? Cha Time? Jay Chou’s one? And so many other brands?

Hazel Tea was a really popular local hang out for a while… I have many fond memories there… hanging out with Taiwanese friends…

(Starts googling)…

It’s still on Yelp?!

Permanently closed, my love. Those reviews and photos are from like 9 years ago…

๐Ÿค” Thinking…

What r u thinking?

I’m thinking what ratio of yakult to green tea and egg pudding ๐Ÿฎ to add to make ur favourite bubble tea for u at home one day…

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ I would LOVE THAT.

Ooh kay we gonna go to Costco and buy a whole bunch of yakults and green tea and egg puddings ๐Ÿฎ

Lollll ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•