Have we ever had this conversation?
I’ve watched u order taro milk tea.
No I didn’t?! That’s not my go to order…
Yes? It WAS…?
No it wasn’t!!! Since when did I drink Taro milk tea?!
Since that one time we had bubble tea together in Melbourne?!
WHAT?! THAT MUST’VE BEEN A RANDOM ORDER. THAT IS NOT MY USUAL BUBBLE TEA ORDER!!!???!!!
๐ณ … what’s ur usual bubble tea order?
Yakult Green Tea with Egg Pudding! Except the franchise who used to make that exact order doesn’t exist anymore and then I try to get as close to a variation of that wherever I go.
Or sometimes I just get plum green tea. Or a lemon or peach ice tea. I dunno. I don’t even drink bubble tea that much these days.ย
U don’t drink taro milk tea anymore? ๐ฅบ
I learned that taro has a lot of phytoestrogens and I had an excess of oestrogen for a while, it was causing my acne so I avoided phytoestrogenic foods. These days, I mean, I guess I could have a little bit here and there…
I kinda forgot that I used to like it… I know I like taro cake… I always like taro cake?!
Ummm… I’ve built a whole lore for Fernando around taro milk tea inspired by you… and now ur telling me it was just a random one off order that it’s not even ur go to order??? ๐ ๐ ๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ ROFLMAO!!!!
MY FAVOURITE BUBBLE TEA IS “YAKULT GREEN TEA WITH EGG PUDDING!!!!!!!”
OKAY?! THANKS BABE?! NOW I KNOW?!?!?! ๐ ๐ ๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So… what does taro milk tea mean to you?
Nothing!!! It doesn’t mean anything!!! It’s purple?! I can’t remember the last time I’ve felt like ordering it?! It’s just a random order!!!
๐ ๐ ๐ lol… everyone knows FERNANDO’S favourite bubble tea order is taro milk tea…
Is it genuinely ur favourite order?
Well now I don’t know because I’ve gotten so used to making it my favourite order I don’t know if I have any other preferred orders.
Whyyyyy is taro ur favourite?
Because I thought it was YOUR favourite so when I drink it, I’m thinking of YOU!!!
You think of me 24/7 anyway, what difference does it make what flavour bubble tea ur having?!
๐ ๐ ๐ (Laughing hysterically and crying!!) ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I just associated it as being YOUR bubble tea order because YOU DID ORDER IT THAT ONE TIME. I WAS THERE TO WITNESS THAT. SO EVERY TIME I DRINK IT I REMEMBER YOU ORDERING IT THAT TIME!!!
Sigh… ๐ … my love…
I know…
Lolololol ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
(A little embarrassed ๐ณ)
Awww… kiss kiss cuddle cuddle… it doesn’t even matter now…
I think I… genuinely like the taro milk tea flavour as well…
Well that’s GOOD. It’s not like u’ve had to ACT like u liked it… ๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ LOL!!!
Did I give u a sip of mine? U ordered normal milk tea ๐ง and I ordered taro?
YES. AND THEN IT WAS MY FAVOURITE EVER SINCE… ๐ฅนโค๏ธ
Lolololol ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
It’s so funny to u… (shy)…
I wish u could try the yakult Green Tea one… it’s hard to find these days… the original franchise, I don’t know what happened to them…
Who were they?
It was called “Hazel Tea Shop” it was a local franchise on gold coast…
What happened?
I don’t know ๐คทโโ๏ธ Gong Cha popped up? Cha Time? Jay Chou’s one? And so many other brands?
Hazel Tea was a really popular local hang out for a while… I have many fond memories there… hanging out with Taiwanese friends…
(Starts googling)…
It’s still on Yelp?!
Permanently closed, my love. Those reviews and photos are from like 9 years ago…
๐ค Thinking…
What r u thinking?
I’m thinking what ratio of yakult to green tea and egg pudding ๐ฎ to add to make ur favourite bubble tea for u at home one day…
๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ I would LOVE THAT.
Ooh kay we gonna go to Costco and buy a whole bunch of yakults and green tea and egg puddings ๐ฎ
Lollll ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐
