Babe, what r the hours like at ur potential new workplace?
I’m not sure… I think it might be like 8:00 am — 4:00 pm?
2 days a week?
Generally… maybe…
And maybe a Saturday and Sunday once a month. MAYBE…
That’s so much less hours than ur current job…
Yeah but then I have time to focus on my studies!
Oh… u won’t be writing to me?
I’m gonna have to control myself lol… I have to focus…
Awww… okay…
What else are u wondering?
I don’t know, I can’t imagine it…
When u come visit, people will talk to u in English. It’s not like they can’t all speak English. Everybody speaks English. We’re still in AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺
Uhuh… what are u envisioning with my visits?
I don’t know… there’s a bookshop nearby, maybe u’ll enjoy hanging out there more. Like if I finish at 4pm but u decided to get there at 2pm to pick me up to avoid after school traffic…
Ahh… I see… so I can come pick u up as ur finishing work…
Yeah? Maybe ur even the one dropping me off at 8 am?!
Ooh yes… I could do that 🥰
So u think I’ll like the bookshop?
There’s some books in English… a lot in Chinese but some in English.
Do they have books in Japanese or Korean?
I have never noticed…
Hmmm… I guess I’ll flip through the English…
I think ur gonna really enjoy just quietly reading a book and waiting for me. I dunno why I can see it! Maybe ur just listening to ur own music on ur Airpods? I dunno! But u will buy the books and u’ll just sit there reading?!
🤣 That does sound really nice and chill compared to my current schedule…
How do u know there won’t be fans that spot me? 👀
I think they will look at u with a puzzled look on their face. At most they will be like “I dunno why that dude reminds me of Fernando but it’s clearly NOT Fernando but … does he sort of look like Fernando?” And then their friends are like “That’s not Fernando. That’s William. He’s married to Nicole, who works here.”
Ohhh… William?!??!!? My new name is WILLIAM?!?!?
Yes. Like Prince William. It’s easier to explain that English name.
😏 okay… my name is William…
Just for the blog. I’m not sure how I really feel about the name.
I like it! Like Prince William. I like that explanation!!! William and Nicole. I like it!!!
I don’t because there’s other people I went to school with named William and now I’m suddenly thinking about them.
Isn’t it such a typical Taiwanese chosen English name like Andy?
Yes. Because of PRINCE WILLIAM. People give themselves an English name of WILLIAM.
Hahahahhahaha… 🤣🤣🤣
Okay whatever but I’m not calling u William at home. Ur just William when u come pick me up and introduce urself to this group of Taiwanese coworkers…
(Hysterical giggling!!!) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
William is as tall as Fernando tho. Same body type.
That’s just a normal lean Asian guy.
Yeah…
I doubt the fans will recognise me. I’ve got my plans for William 🧔😎
Lol…
I think it will be a safe space for William.
Taiwanese people don’t care about Korean celebrities.
You know there was a girl once, I suddenly remembered, she was madly in love with BTS. She introduced them to us as her boyfriends! And then one Taiwanese Uncle said, “Why do u have Korean boyfriends?!?! Why not TAIWANESE?!?!?!?” 😤
Oh… great… so I’m walking into that… ?!?!?! 😅🤣
First of all. They did not give a shit who the fuck was BTS. Second of all. That was just one Uncle. I don’t think anyone else will say that… to ur face…?! 😅😅😅 hahahahaahhahahaah…
Sigh… GEEZ!!! 👀
No I’m kidding, kidding!
I’m gonna say I’m William, I was born in Australia and my parents are Korean but I’ve never been back to Korea.
That doesn’t sound realistic at all. Why would u have never been back to Korea not even for a short holiday?!
U kno what, William is Aussie Aussie. WILLIAM was adopted by AUSSIE PARENTS. Only his biological parents are Korean. He doesn’t speak or read or write Korean.
Sigh… I don’t know I think eventually ur gonna slip up and people will realise u understand and read and write…
I don’t think it needs to be that elaborate of a back story…
I do.
Fernando doesn’t exist.
William will be there to pick u up. Meet and greet everyone. William is nice and jovial. William is your HUSBAND.
Sigh. Okay. If it makes u feel more comfortable to show up. Fine.
And he has Aussie parents but they live in Perth. Or Tasmania. I haven’t decided. But it’s really far away.
Whyyyy would he have parents that live in Tasmania?! Perth makes more sense. Okay William still flies back to PERTH for work and to see and say hi to his parents while he’s there. No he’s not cheating on me with another secret family he really just goes to see them in Perth while he’s there for business.
What does he do for business?
I don’t know. Mining engineer or something.
Ahh… I see… 👀
How did we even meet?
Another random Taiwanese friend introduced us through their partner.
William went to uni with them.
Okay… I’m not gonna remember any of these details to keep up the lie…
I will 🥰 don’t worry!
Sigh…
I need to shower after work before we make love. I need that energetic cleanse…
I can’t join u in the shower? 🥺
Not on the days when I’ve just come home from work. I need to wash their energies OFF me first!
Okay…
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