Babe, I might be… allergic… to pineapples…
๐ oh? Let me write that down… “wifey is allergic… to… pineapples”… ๐… ๐ค
I just said MAYBE allergic, not definitely allergic…
Wouldn’t u know if u were definitely allergic?
Okay then I have some sort of intolerance or something. I can eat a little bit, but after a while my tongue starts getting tingly…
Is that an allergic reaction? ๐ค…
I dunno, lemme google…

Omg there’s too many explanations, I don’t know which one I am babe but I just can’t eat too much pineapple!!! ๐ฃ
Lol… okay, I’ll remember ๐ค๐๐ซ๐
Lol thanks… ๐ โค๏ธ
How much is too much?
Ummm… I dunno like 100g is max?
How much did u have tonight?!
I don’t know! I think my Mum cut up like 200g for me to eat?!
I really started feeling the tingling about 150g in… and I’ve forced myself to finish the rest but my tongue feels like it’s been attacked by cactuses!!!! ๐คข
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ awwww my poor babyyyyyy… if only I could soothe ur tongue with my tongue right now ๐
I don’t know if… that’s a realistic solution….
Sigh… do u get that tingling sensation with pineapples?
No… ๐ I don’t know what ur talking about. I’ve never had any tingling with pineapples ๐
I… can’t… handle… too much… pineapples ๐!!!
What about on pizza ๐? ๐
Ugh… I can’t remember the last time I’ve ever had pineapple on pizza… I don’t think it bothers me as much when it’s cooked?
Oh?
I’m not sure tho… I haven’t had cooked pineapple in anything for a long time as well?!?!
Suddenly I’m thinking of the pineapple fritters at Red Rooster which are generally fine but it’s like cooked and caramelised, I don’t think it has any vitamins or enzymes left in the pineapple at all, it’s been deep fried… ๐
I’ve never had… Red Rooster pineapple fritters…
Is it even called pineapple fritters?! Let me double check… oh yeah it is…
U like pineapple fritters?
It’s more of a dessert. It would be really nice served warm with vanilla ice cream…
Ooh! ๐ค๐…
Umm… u still haven’t answered my question about pineapple on pizza.
Just a little bit I guess?! I don’t know if I’m going to have an allergic reaction!!!
Oh I see… ๐ ๐ ๐ maybe I’ll cook for u one day and have an epipen nearby…
Babe!!!!!!!
Hahahahah just kidding ๐คฃ
The thing is it’s not just a tingling, it’s like an UNCOMFORTABLE TINGLING. I CAN’T TAKE IT. Like I do feel like there is something WRONG — I can’t keep eating this fruit!
Okay… let’s just treat it like an allergy then. No pineapples ever. Unless Red Rooster pineapple fritters with vanilla ice cream…
Yes. That’s right… thank u baby… I’m so glad we went over this tonight. Now u won’t feel blind sided about my reaction to pineapples on our dates…
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ what about Taiwanese pineapple cakes?!?!
I never liked them. It’s never been my thing…
REALLY?!?!?! ๐ R U EVEN TAIWANESE?!?!?!?!?!
Sigh. My dear… yes I’m Taiwanese… no I don’t like pineapple cakes…
I’ve never met any Taiwanese person who doesn’t like their pineapple cakes…
I feel like this is something I could’ve told u even back during Melbourne days my love…
What r u talking about?!?! The mutual friends always thought u LOVED pineapple cakes!!!!!
Sigh… I was being polite… ๐…
WHAT?!?!?!??!! ๐คฏ WHY DO U ALWAYS DO THIS?!?!?! WHY BE POLITE?!?!? WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM U DON’T EVEN LIKE IT OR MAYBE UR ALLERGIC!!!
Sigh… I don’t know, it was so long ago…
But even now?! These days?! If somebody gives u pineapple cakes?! What r u gonna say?!?!
I will say “Thank you so much!!! OOH YUMMY PINEAPPLE CAKES!!!” And give it to my brother and sister-in-law next time I see them.
๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ I can’t believe this!!! IS THIS A TAIWANESE CULTURAL THING OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!
๐ค hmm… maybe… ?!?!?!?! Even I don’t know!!! But maybe?!?!? 90% a cultural politeness?!?!?! Yes?!?!?!?!!?!?!
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ (LAUGHING UNTIL ABS HURTINGGGG!!!)
What?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
I need to see this in action ๐
What r u talking about?!
I need to see a Taiwanese person give u pineapple cakes and see ur reaction ๐
Omgggg….
๐ค๐… (many notes to himself about pineapple cakes)!!! ๐
Silly ๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

You must be logged in to post a comment.