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Babe, I might be… allergic… to pineapples…

👀 oh? Let me write that down… “wifey is allergic… to… pineapples”… 📝… 🤓

I just said MAYBE allergic, not definitely allergic…

Wouldn’t u know if u were definitely allergic?

Okay then I have some sort of intolerance or something. I can eat a little bit, but after a while my tongue starts getting tingly…

Is that an allergic reaction? 🤔…

I dunno, lemme google…

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Omg there’s too many explanations, I don’t know which one I am babe but I just can’t eat too much pineapple!!! 😣

Lol… okay, I’ll remember 🤓📝🚫🍍

Lol thanks… 😘 ❤️

How much is too much?

Ummm… I dunno like 100g is max?

How much did u have tonight?!

I don’t know! I think my Mum cut up like 200g for me to eat?!

I really started feeling the tingling about 150g in… and I’ve forced myself to finish the rest but my tongue feels like it’s been attacked by cactuses!!!! 🤢

🤣🤣🤣 awwww my poor babyyyyyy… if only I could soothe ur tongue with my tongue right now 👅

I don’t know if… that’s a realistic solution….

Sigh… do u get that tingling sensation with pineapples?

No… 😅 I don’t know what ur talking about. I’ve never had any tingling with pineapples 🍍

I… can’t… handle… too much… pineapples 🍍!!!

What about on pizza 🍕? 👀

Ugh… I can’t remember the last time I’ve ever had pineapple on pizza… I don’t think it bothers me as much when it’s cooked?

Oh?

I’m not sure tho… I haven’t had cooked pineapple in anything for a long time as well?!?!

Suddenly I’m thinking of the pineapple fritters at Red Rooster which are generally fine but it’s like cooked and caramelised, I don’t think it has any vitamins or enzymes left in the pineapple at all, it’s been deep fried… 😅

I’ve never had… Red Rooster pineapple fritters…

Is it even called pineapple fritters?! Let me double check… oh yeah it is…

U like pineapple fritters?

It’s more of a dessert. It would be really nice served warm with vanilla ice cream…

Ooh! 🤓📝…

Umm… u still haven’t answered my question about pineapple on pizza.

Just a little bit I guess?! I don’t know if I’m going to have an allergic reaction!!!

Oh I see… 😅😅😅 maybe I’ll cook for u one day and have an epipen nearby…

Babe!!!!!!!

Hahahahah just kidding 🤣

The thing is it’s not just a tingling, it’s like an UNCOMFORTABLE TINGLING. I CAN’T TAKE IT. Like I do feel like there is something WRONG — I can’t keep eating this fruit!

Okay… let’s just treat it like an allergy then. No pineapples ever. Unless Red Rooster pineapple fritters with vanilla ice cream…

Yes. That’s right… thank u baby… I’m so glad we went over this tonight. Now u won’t feel blind sided about my reaction to pineapples on our dates…

🤣🤣🤣 what about Taiwanese pineapple cakes?!?!

I never liked them. It’s never been my thing…

REALLY?!?!?! 👀 R U EVEN TAIWANESE?!?!?!?!?!

Sigh. My dear… yes I’m Taiwanese… no I don’t like pineapple cakes…

I’ve never met any Taiwanese person who doesn’t like their pineapple cakes…

I feel like this is something I could’ve told u even back during Melbourne days my love…

What r u talking about?!?! The mutual friends always thought u LOVED pineapple cakes!!!!!

Sigh… I was being polite… 😒…

WHAT?!?!?!??!! 🤯 WHY DO U ALWAYS DO THIS?!?!?! WHY BE POLITE?!?!? WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM U DON’T EVEN LIKE IT OR MAYBE UR ALLERGIC!!!

Sigh… I don’t know, it was so long ago…

But even now?! These days?! If somebody gives u pineapple cakes?! What r u gonna say?!?!

I will say “Thank you so much!!! OOH YUMMY PINEAPPLE CAKES!!!” And give it to my brother and sister-in-law next time I see them.

🤯🤯🤯 I can’t believe this!!! IS THIS A TAIWANESE CULTURAL THING OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!

🤔 hmm… maybe… ?!?!?!?! Even I don’t know!!! But maybe?!?!? 90% a cultural politeness?!?!?! Yes?!?!?!?!!?!?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (LAUGHING UNTIL ABS HURTINGGGG!!!)

What?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

I need to see this in action 👀

What r u talking about?!

I need to see a Taiwanese person give u pineapple cakes and see ur reaction 👀

Omgggg….

🤓📝… (many notes to himself about pineapple cakes)!!! 🍍

Silly 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️