Babe…
Mmm?
Why do I have this vision of you in a back brace on stage with your bros?
LOL… I’ve thought about it — as a worst case scenario — but it’s not happening, don’t worry…
I’m imagining you in a back brace but it’s like a designer back brace and your outfit is all futuristic cyborg style and then you’re standing on top of a Roomba that helps you “float” across the stage and you’re just “roomba-ing” around your bros…
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
Wasn’t the roomba idea supposed to be for your other bro that hurt his foot?! What is going on with you guys?!?! So many injuries?!?!?!!?
We’ve also had falls — rainy weather, slippery stage!
At what point is this going to turn into a class action law suit again the company?!?!?!!?
Oh shit. It’s not that bad…
ARE YOU SURE?!?!?!
Yes… it’s really not that bad……………..
(Sigh)…
I don’t want to do… even one more show……………….
I’m worried…
About what?
What medications you’ve been prescribed and their side effects………………..
Mmmm…
Are you on steroids? Have they given you steroids?!
NAH!!!
Are you SURE?!?!?!
No, I have no idea what they gave me. Should I ask?!
(Sigh)…
I don’t know…………………
I don’t think they would give it to you cos a possible side effect is weight gain?
Is it?!!?
I don’t know! I’m not a pharmacist!!! But the googling… is not fun…
There’s no point giving me painkillers that have weight gain side effects, then I might as well bow out. I’ll come home. I’ll see your local chiropractor. Everything you wrote this morning about the “redundancy” makes even more sense.
I… really don’t want to be right……………………………………….

