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Family Stuff

Hubby. I FORGOT TO TELL U THE NEWS.

What news?!

Ur brother and sister-in-law are moving…

My brother?!

No, I mean MY brother. Who is your brother-in-law… I meant your brother-in-law and his wife. Who is also your sister-in-law.

This is so confusing in English…

Yeah……… I feel like there is a clearer term in Mandarin but I just checked Google translate and I am not familiar with it so I’m not gonna use it…

Uhuh…

Anyway MY brother and sister-in-law are moving!

Oh, where to?

Melbourne…

So far?

Their fictional characters, yes. In reality, no…

Lol… here we go again with the fictional narrative games…

They won the lotto, they bought a new house.

Wow! Lotto winners in the family?! That’s amazingly lucky!

Oh yeah I guess my prayer for miracles worked on them without me even literally including them in my prayers? I mean I always pray like a very general prayer for the family?!?!

🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣 so God heard ur prayers for us and instead gave ur brother and sister-in-law a lottery win and now they’re moving to Melbourne to a nice big house there.

Yes… for today’s fictionalised story. I will probably forget all these details the next time I write about them.

Okay, well, should I congratulate 🎊 them or something?

Yes we all already sent our congratulations in the family group chat and we can’t wait for their Melbourne house-warming.

Oooh… nice… I guess we’re planning another trip to Melbourne?

Not really. We will plan a house-warming at some point in time tho. That part is real!

Awww… nice… 👍

That means their Feng Shui is changing.

Is that a good thing?

Yes…

Okay? That’s good then?

It’s a new era.

Oh. I see 👀

I wonder if the new house will give them more fertility luck and then all of a sudden my sister-in-law is pregnant?!?!? 🤰

Lol…….. ur being those overbearing Asian extended family members putting pressure on couples to reproduce offspring!!!!!!

Okay fine. Nevermind…

(Chuckles) 😏

What?!

Nothing… ur so cute… I love u 🥰💕

I love u too! I just had to tell u the new family news!!!

🥰🥰🥰