Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe… r u worried about money?

No…? Should I be?

No. I’m just asking because the metaphysical meaning of back pain is worrying about money.

Ugh. This is a chronic injury of mine that’s acting up because I’ve been really busy… and even with flying first class or business class it’s flared up…

How come u don’t have an ergonomic cushion for ur back when ur flying?

Ummm… should I get one?

Babe. Do u actually see any regular chiropractors?

No…

Well ur in Chiropractor country now. Go see one!!!!

Lol… U want me to go find a random chiropractor in America?

Sigh… I don’t know…

Do u know any?

No… not like a Tik Tok one or anyone like that. I just know there’s a lot of chiropractors in America… some are legit really good and some are… not so good… depends…

Well how am I gonna go see one if there’s no other information on how to find a good one?

I dunno, just check their google reviews?!

Google reviews, really?!

Well doesn’t anyone u know in ur general acquaintances network know a good chiropractor? Surely if you ask around. Even if it’s a really expensive one like “oh that’s Eddie Murphy’s chiropractor!” Or whoever — I don’t know if Eddie Murphy has a chiropractor.

That was the most random name drop ever…

I know, I don’t know why he just popped into my head for that example but you know what I mean?!?!?!?

Sigh…

U know, all the chiropractors I worked for recommended people to sleep with a pillow between their knees… if ur a side sleeper…

Lol…… ?!?!? 😅

Hang on. Lemme find a pic my love…

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That’s just one example. Yes there’s many products but the chiropractors would say just use any pillow if u don’t wanna buy these specially designed ones… 

Ugh… I think I’ll just get my staff to hunt down the proper ones…

So u’ve never tried them before?

No……. 😅

Hmm… I’m wondering if the hotel mattresses you’re sleeping on are actually really shit 💩

We’re staying in 5 star hotels…

But are their mattresses actually ergonomic for your back?!?!

No….?! 😅

Sigh…

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If ur sleeping on ur back put the pillow UNDER ur knees.

Babe, I don’t even sleep that much.

Then what are u doing? How are u sitting?

R u scrolling on ur phone in bed? That’s also really bad for ur spine.

Ummm… yeah, I’m scrolling in bed. Who doesn’t?!

THAT’S WHY CHIROPRACTORS ARE MAKING SO MUCH FUCKIN MONEY IN THIS DAY AND AGE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SCROLLING ON THEIR PHONES IN BED!!!! WE’RE ALL RUINING OUR SPINES!!!!!!!!!!

Oops… 😅😅😅

Sigh… I don’t wanna say too much else without seeing ur X-rays.

It’s irreversible, they said.

🥺 ennnnnnn?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

How did it get to that stage?!?!?!

Sigh…

But ur still dancing on stage…

Yeah…

I really think u should see a chiropractor.

I… want to…

Babe, I’ve worked with 7 different chiropractors in my career.

SEVEN?!?!?! SINCE WHEN WAS IT SEVEN?!?!?!!

One of the places I worked at had 5 of them. So it’s actually 7 in total even tho my resume looks like I’ve only worked for 3.

Oh……..

My point is that I’ve seen a lot of cases too, as their assistant. I wasn’t the chiropractor, I was the assistant. And it was my job to look at the X-rays and draw on the X-rays, and use the computer software to measure the misalignments in the X-rays and other stuff like that.

I wanna ask like, how many millemetres or CENTIMETRES of misalignment are we talking about with your spine? How much wear and tear?!

What is the measurement of ur intervertebral discs?!?!?! I need to know. How much SPACE do u have left between your vertebrae?

Whyyyyyyyyy?

Because there are different categories for irreversible and “reversible with a bit of work” — how irreversible is irreversible? Or was that just a lazy statement? WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON?

I WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Babe… I’m already following the advice of the specialists…

Sigh…

What?

Well u better STOP smoking or drinking alcohol cos all that stuff makes it WORSE!

Umm… yeah I actually have stopped… 😅

Good…

Mmm…

I really wanna ask some nutritional questions too…

Lol… our first date is gonna turn into a wellness consultation! 🤣🤣🤣

Nooooooooo… I don’t wanna do that either…

I don’t want u to worry…

I can’t help it. I’ve seen too many cases. Now u need to give me all the deets.

Sigh… I’ll try to find a chiropractor in the next few days, okay? How about that?

Okay…

Also like, r u doing pilates or yoga?

Neither…

Well… maybe some gentle yoga stretches?

Should I do bikram?

Oh… I don’t know… maybe ask the chiropractor?!

Okay… I’ll ask…

Does ur back injuries have anything to do with what we did…?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no babe!!! U didn’t injure my back!!!

Well… I’m a lot heavier now…

😏💕 I’m gonna get better. Okay it is reversible. I’ll go see the chiropractor and listen to their instructions about how to reverse it. Even if they want me to change to all natural whole foods organic lifestyle, detoxing every 3 months, whatever I have to do. When I think about it, when I think about u and us… if there’s a possibility of reversing the damage, I’m determined to follow their advice and do it!!!

Awww babe… yeah they’re gonna say all that stuff… whole foods, organic… clean eating…

I can do it. I don’t give a fuck. I’m not addicted to any junk foods at all. I can eat anything that is planned out or prescribed, I’ll do it.

Ur not even supposed to drink soft drinks with their ideal meal plans…

Then I won’t drink soft drinks! No more coke or pepsi. I don’t give a fuck!!!

Mmmmm… just make notes of what they’ve advised and generally follow it and when I get to see u in person we’ll talk about it all again face to face.

Okies 🤓 📝 ❤️