,

U asleep?

Nope.

Awwww…

It’s not my bedtime.

When will be ur bed time?

3:00 am?

Until when?

6:00 am?

Ur only sleeping THREE hours?

I just… don’t need it…

I don’t know how ur human…

Ur right. I’m an alien.

Lol…… 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️

How’s ur morning? How was fish rice porridge?

It was fine… sigh…

Why sigh?

Something with Mum which should be resolved by now but I don’t wanna speak too soon, fingers crossed it all goes smoothly. But I am also tired. I don’t have the capacity for any more dramaaaaaa

What happened?!

Just something with an online shopping order.

Ur Mom likes online shopping?

No. It’s a long story but my brother ordered something for her that she wanted…

Oh?

But now it needs to be returned, it didn’t arrive as what she thought…

Oh…

I really tried not to be a bitch but I was also like, why did u and bro think it was a good idea to do this via online ordering?! U could’ve just waited for me to take u to the shops and u buy it in person!

Oh…

It’s frustrating. I’m trying not to be a daughter who’s YELLING BACK all the time as well. Plus my throat still hurts. I was trying to regulate my breathing…

Then my bro sent something else in English, on Line. And she was like “what is ur bother saying?”

And then I copied and pasted bro’s message into my google translate, then I pressed the READ OUT LOUD BUTTON for the Chinese translation.

And THEN I realised, hey, I can do this for my own communication with Mum as well!

She started asking more questions.

I was so close to losing my temper. I typed in what I wanted to say in Google translate, I didn’t even bother trying to be polite with my English. Then Google translate just translated it politely and I pressed the button to read it out loud to her.

Then we had a whole conversation where she’s TALKING TO ME asking more questions and I’m just responding by typing in English, getting Google translate to translate to Chinese and the ROBOT VOICE LADY IS READING THAT OUT TO HER POLITELY!!!!!!

Lol… 😅 is she mad at you?!?!?!

In the end she just shook her head, rolled her eyes and walked away…

Oops… 😅😅😅

Lol… 😅

Babe. But do u understand.

I didn’t throw a temper tantrum.

The GOOGLE TRANSLATE VOICE was a VERY POLITE LADY.

She spoke very RESPECTFULLY to my mother!!!!!!!!

🤣🤣🤣 hahahahhahaha!!!!

I think this is how we will communicate moving forwards.

Ur not speaking to ur mother anymore, ur gonna rely on GOOGLE TRANSLATE AI VOICE TO SPEAK POLITELY TO YOUR MOTHER?!?!?!

Lol… ur making it sound worse than how it unfolded in real life…

Babe… I love u… 😅 I guess I’ll stay out of this one…

Yes… just know… this is my new communication strategy with Mum…

Lol… 😅

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