Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Awww… my baby…

I did sleep… and it was a really weird dream…

How weird?

It’s just not important. I don’t think.

Right…

If I remember to tell u face to face one day I will…

Right…

I’m more stressed about ur bro, than I am about anything else that happened at my work.

Lol, why?!

IS HE OK?!?!?!

Yes…?!

I’m not joking that y’all should get him a therapy dog.

Sigh… can we brainstorm some other options?

Hmmmm….

Does he currently have a girlfriend?

No. They broke up.

WHAT?!?! 🤯🤯🤯

Why is this surprising.

I thought they were all MARRIED.

Ummm… some of the bros, but not this one.

Where is the ex-girlfriend?

She lives… in… Asia…

Right… and… who broke up with who?

Sigh. He got dumped.

😱 (gasp!) Who would break up with him?!

U know, everyone asked the same to me about u! “Why would she break up with u?!”

We were soooooo much younger though…

This guy’s young…

His frontal lobe is developed.

Is the ex’s?!

Umm… if u mean whether she’s over 25? Yes… she’s over 25…

Oh… sigh…

What?

Then I think it’s a done deal.

Why?

Because her frontal lobe has developed. And she decided she doesn’t want him. I don’t think it’s like our situation at all. I hope he’s not moping around waiting for her to change her mind…

That’s exactly what he’s doing. And he now compares to OUR STORY and like “Fernando didn’t give up on her and she came back to him!!!”

Sigh… neither of our frontal lobes were developed when we first broke up!!!!!!!

I don’t know what to say to him. I guess ur theory about frontal lobes sort of makes sense? But also, I think there’s so many other factors and moving parts…

We can’t give relationship advice to any other couples based on our story. This rarely happens.

I know! I told him!

Is there someone else? Has she moved on with someone else?

We don’t know… for sure…

Oh God. Has he hired a private investigator to spy on her?

🥴🥴🥴 babe… do u really think we would do that?

Y’all are MILLIONAIRES. YOU CAN AFFORD A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR TO SPY ON AN EX-GIRLFRIEND. Yes I do think ur capable of it…

Lol. To be honest I haven’t talked to him about this. We never got to that topic. It would be so fuckin weird for me to just bring it up and ask him. I can’t believe how matter-of-factly you just asked me that question!!!

I don’t feel like that is a surprise…

It is to me!!! 👀!!!

Sigh. Anyway…

Yes. Anyway…

How long have they been broken up for?

I don’t know… I don’t keep these kind of close tabs on him. Maybe 6 weeks?!?!?! I’m just guessing.

That’s a long time for him to be having this… weird… reaction…

Well I think he’s been in denial for about 5 weeks…

Ahh… I see…

So…?

He needs a therapy dog 🐕

Lol!!! My love I love u but that is not happening!!!

Go to a SAMOYED CAFE in SEATTLE.

Oh…?

Yes I’m sure there is one. I scrolled thru something before, I’m sure of it.

A Samoyed Cafe…

He needs… cute loyal fluffy animal therapy…!!!

Hmmm… 🤔…

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Oh it’s real! There really is a Samoyed Cafe in Seattle! 👀!!!

You two. Go. Vlog.

Lol… 😅 yes dear… lemme brief the staff…………