Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

See, love?

What?

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I don’t get it?

It’s a global recession. People aren’t gonna buy Lady Gaga tickets from scalpers when they can watch YOUTUBE BLURRY FAN CAMS FOR FREE.

Oh… 😅

Ya see?! I would think that a group of mid-20s millionaires sitting around filming a reality show would talk about stuff like this!

Omgggg that’s not what we are… 😅

Y’all never sit around analysing the business side of things?

Yes but the cameras aren’t rolling.

Exactly… (peering)…

Lol… it seems the point of the article is saying her fans are getting older?

That’s just an excuse. I’m turning 40 I will PAY ANYTHING TO SEE TORI AMOS LIVE IN AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺 I WILL TAKE ANNUAL LEAVE. I WILL FLY TO SYDNEY OR MELBOURNE. I WILL MAKE THAT JOURNEY FOR TORI.

Wait… 🤯 I knew u liked Tori Amos, I didn’t know u liked her THAT MUCH…

How is this a surprise?

It’s still a surprise!

It’s not like Tori Amos gets played on the playlist at my work and I’m walking around singing “When u gonna make up ur mind?!?! When u gonna love u like I do?!??! When u gonna make up ur mind?!??!?! Cos things are gonna change so fast…”

Ummm…??!?!?! 😅😅😅

Like nobody sings like they’re being TORTURED anymore!

Even TTPD was not TORI AMOS LEVEL OF TORTURE!!!!!!!!

Lollll… 😅 no comment…

U SHOULD SING LIKE UR BEING TORTURED FOR IT TO BE GOOD!!!!!

Right… I thought I did that with a recent song?

Sigh. Y’all aren’t Tori Amos.

Right…

Not even Taylor Swift. Sorry not sorry.

Alanis Morissette — okay. Very close 2nd place.

Sigh…

What?!?!?!

Ur just in a MOOD. Ur gonna change ur rankings tomorrow. I think u SHOULD go out for drinks with ur friends.

Well… I disagree.

I’m putting my foot down as ur husband. GO. HAVE FUN. WITH UR FRIENDS. TOMORROW. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK.

No………

If u love me, will u pls go? 🥺

WHAT KIND OF A REQUEST IS THAT?!?!?!?

Because I think it will be a good stress release for u!

Wanna bet that it’s not?

Okay fine. Just do this experiment for me please. Let’s EXPERIMENT and see if u go even if u think u don’t wanna go and then it turns out u have a better time than u expected.

Sigh….

Do u love me? 🥺♥️

U cannot use ur love like that to get me to do things!!!!!!

I know but please…

Just this time. This weekend only.

Yay! 🥰 go have fun with ur friends!

I think my readers will think ur doing something dodgy and deflecting me…

Lol… it’s definitely not like that in real life.

I know…

I want to see u HAPPY…

My RESTING BITCH FACE IS MY HAPPINESS.

That’s not even true.

It’s 90% true 90% of the time.

I want to see u genuinely happy for the other 10%

Ugh… fine… 😒…

Is that a happy resting bitch face?

No it’s just a normal bitch face.

Lol… 😅💕💕💕