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Lions Snoring

Babe… have u googled what lions snoring sounds like?

No…?

Ummm… it’s all coming back to me now…

I sounded like a lion snoring?

Sigh. Between a dragon and a lion.

How would u kno what a dragon snoring sounds like?

It’s my imagination of what it would sound like! Also based on movies about dragons. Jurassic Park.

That’s dinosaurs ๐Ÿฆ•

Okay then u sounded like a dinosaur snoring!!!

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… lol… my love… why didn’t u just shake me or something?!?!

Oh… no… I didn’t know u well enough to know how u mightโ€™ve reacted from that…

What… ๐Ÿคฏ

I… could not have predicted… how u would’ve reacted…

U didn’t trust me…

I didn’t… understand u… or myself…

So u just suffered in silence and decided to leave me the next morning.

My brain… ๐Ÿง 

I get it now. Ur not autistic but with stuff like this I feel like ur almost borderline…

Sigh… but we know this now… in 2025…

How is the ipad by ur pillow?

It’s good… I don’t even hear doggy’s snoring. Has he been snoring?! I don’t even know…

What ru playing?

Chill lofi… relax music…

Okay… ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ“…

It’s just loud enough to drown out other noises but soft enough to fall asleep to…

I see… ๐Ÿ‘€

I think… poor quality sleep affects me worse than hunger….

Wow. That bad…

Yes… my brain ๐Ÿง …

I know…

Sigh… what ru planning?

I wanna get those beds with the speakers on the headboards… is that what they’re called?

What?

Just google it. U can get those beds that play music…

Lol… ๐Ÿ˜…

I want u to play ur fav chill lofi any time. Especially if I’m snoring.

Hmmm… lemme see…

Ohhhh… it’s called a “smart bed” with Bluetooth speakers and usb ports.



๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ“… okay. We’re getting that bed. One for the apartment. One for the big house.

Lol… ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ’•

Problem solved! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Mmmm… It does make me feel more optimistic… how about u?

I’m fully determined. This is our solution. If it’s not our solution, I’ll get nasal surgery.

Noooo!!! No surgeries!!!

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