Babe… have u googled what lions snoring sounds like?
No…?
Ummm… it’s all coming back to me now…
I sounded like a lion snoring?
Sigh. Between a dragon and a lion.
How would u kno what a dragon snoring sounds like?
It’s my imagination of what it would sound like! Also based on movies about dragons. Jurassic Park.
That’s dinosaurs ๐ฆ
Okay then u sounded like a dinosaur snoring!!!
๐ ๐ ๐ lol… my love… why didn’t u just shake me or something?!?!
Oh… no… I didn’t know u well enough to know how u mightโve reacted from that…
What… ๐คฏ
I… could not have predicted… how u would’ve reacted…
U didn’t trust me…
I didn’t… understand u… or myself…
So u just suffered in silence and decided to leave me the next morning.
My brain… ๐ง
I get it now. Ur not autistic but with stuff like this I feel like ur almost borderline…
Sigh… but we know this now… in 2025…
How is the ipad by ur pillow?
It’s good… I don’t even hear doggy’s snoring. Has he been snoring?! I don’t even know…
What ru playing?
Chill lofi… relax music…
Okay… ๐ค๐…
It’s just loud enough to drown out other noises but soft enough to fall asleep to…
I see… ๐
I think… poor quality sleep affects me worse than hunger….
Wow. That bad…
Yes… my brain ๐ง …
I know…
Sigh… what ru planning?
I wanna get those beds with the speakers on the headboards… is that what they’re called?
What?
Just google it. U can get those beds that play music…
Lol… ๐
I want u to play ur fav chill lofi any time. Especially if I’m snoring.
Hmmm… lemme see…
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Ohhhh… it’s called a “smart bed” with Bluetooth speakers and usb ports.

๐ค๐… okay. We’re getting that bed. One for the apartment. One for the big house.
Lol… ๐คญ๐
Problem solved! ๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Mmmm… It does make me feel more optimistic… how about u?
I’m fully determined. This is our solution. If it’s not our solution, I’ll get nasal surgery.
Noooo!!! No surgeries!!!
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