Babe, I found the box but I can’t find the band π
Awww… are they expensive?!
No… I ordered another one…
Which one?
Okay. Not sponsored. I literally made this decision in under 5 minutes on Amazon.

Oh???
Yeah. U can order the butterfly π¦ one for me please for our apartment. Just keep it beside the bed on a night stand. In the drawer.
If I need it, I’ll use it.
Okay… π (shy)…
I literally just had a conversation with my mother, “I haven’t had to experience a snoring husband, but all of a sudden I’m trying to cope with a snoring DOG?!?! WHAT HAPPENS IN PEOPLE’S MARRIAGES WHEN IT’S THE HUSBAND?!?!?”
And my Mum said “They just end up sleeping in separate rooms”
And I asked, “Is this a reason for divorce?!?!?!?!?!”
And she said, “I don’t know!!! People don’t talk about that!!! That’s embarrassing topics!!!!!”
Lol…. π π π
Despite all their Aunty gossip, they never talked about coping with snoring husbands?!?!?!??!?!?!
(Shy… giggles) … π
R u really afraid u might be a snorer?
Ummm… I think u forgot u already told some mutual friends…
I did?!??! π³
Yes… u said I was like… a sleepingΒ dragon… or a lion… or a monster??!!?
No I didn’t!!! I wouldn’t have used those words!!!
U did…! π
I don’t believe it.
U said it!!!
Sigh.
Anyway. I don’t know why I don’t have the headband but I just have the box. Maybe I lent it to a friend or my sister-in-law, I’m not sure.
It sounds like, this is a more common problem than people talk about…
Hahahahhaha… yeah, my brother snores as well…
But for me, I didn’t originally buy that headband because I had a snoring partner.
U didn’t? (SO RELIEVED!!!)
No. It was just those other apartments I lived at. The walls were thin. There was a lot of random noises. Crying babies. People partying. I got the headband and it helped me to cope with it.
I do remember they work. It drowns out everything. As long as I have a good sleeping playlist, I’m sweet.
Oooh… (π€π)… (“sleeping… playlist… for… wifey…”)
Yes my love. If u wanna make a playlist for me as a gift, I would love to try it πβ€οΈ
Challenge accepted!!!!!!! ππ
Yes. I know u’ll make a great playlist for me! π₯°

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