What if I was already married to someone else? In 2024?
First of all, if u were even engaged to someone else, I would’ve tried to stop it. If it got as far as wedding invitations, I would’ve shown up on the day to say, “I object!!!”
Lol… hypothetically, all that happened and I still married someone else? Hypothetically what if I was married?
I was banking on u getting divorced when u finally realised we are Soul Mates and meant to be together.
What?! What if I had kids with that person?!
I was emotionally prepared to be a stepfather.
WHAT?!?! U ALREADY THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THAT?!
Not only thoughts. I have many drafts of songs about marriage and divorces and step-parenting. I just haven’t finished them off to be released into the world yet… 😅
Omggggg…
Well thankfully, that’s not our reality, right?
Yes… I’m glad I haven’t had to physically fight any guy for your love.
WHAT?! U WERE PREPARED TO FIGHT?!
Babe, I know martial arts. I’m always prepared to fight. And if it’s for your love?! Of course!!!
Sigh… I don’t really want to encourage that…
Lol… 😘❤️
Well I’m not married to anyone and I don’t have kids.
Yes. I know. That’s good. 👍
Lol…
You really wanted to be so rich and famous that I would leave whatever husband I might have had… for you?
Well — it was a preparation at the back of my mind…
Omggggggg… 😅
Most people would just give up… if that person is already married…
Not me 😈
But… do u see how that sounds… obsessive?
Yes. But also. You’re my SOUL MATE 🥺❤️
Yeah… I’m so glad we haven’t had to test this — I haven’t come that close to marrying anyone.
It’s just one thing to say all this, as perhaps bravado, it’s another for people to actually live it.
If someone was actually married and then others don’t give up? It’s kinda crazy…
You’re worried about my psycho fans.
Ummm… I’m not sure…
What r u worried about?
I don’t know.
I don’t even have psycho fans anymore.
Why do u say that?
(Shrugs shoulders) they’re just not my demographic anymore. Most of my fans are mature. They’re childlike in their enthusiasm but they’re actually level headed individuals.
You’re saying this as if there aren’t Reddit forums of toxicity…
A lot of those are archival conversations. There hasn’t been any recent stuff at all.
Really?!
Name one recent toxic thread.
Sigh… I’m not in those apps…
Okay. Well, my understanding is that, it’s not as toxic as before.
Oh?
Yeah. We’re good.
Lol anyway… so u were prepared to be a stepfather? If I even had kids with someone else?
OH YES.
I even imagined myself offering to pay for those kids’ schooling!
Omggggggg…
See?! What if some other rich and famous lady feels this way about you?!
Then they’ll be waiting a long time because I’m not giving up on you.
But you would never have done anything to hurt my husband if I was married to him?
Not unless HE started the FIGHT.
I don’t even mean like that… I mean like what if u got jealous and tried to hurt him?
No. I don’t do that.
I was always just waiting for you to realise that WE are SOUL MATES.
So you were waiting for me to voluntarily divorce my imaginary husband to be with you.
Yes.
And bring my imaginary kids who I’d share custody with the ex-husband.
Yes.
Lol… okay…
Hahhaha… is it okay?!?!?
Well… I’m so glad that this isn’t our reality. At all. Because… that sounds fuckin messy!!!
😅😅😅 yeah me too. I’m glad we’re not actually living that.
So. I’m here… waiting for u… missing u… but least I’m NOT married to anyone else… I don’t have kids with anyone else…
Yes. That is a relief!!! 🥰🥰🥰
Lol… I love you 😘❤️
I love u too!!! 🥹❤️
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