Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

I’m a mother too, you know?

Yes, my love… you have doggy… you’re a dog mama…

Yeah. I just ordered his monthly medication…

What medication?

It’s like a fleas, ticks, heart worm and intestinal worm all in one.

Ahh — all those things.

Yeah, you know it cost $97 for a 6 months supply…

Yikes… I haven’t had to buy that kind of stuff… ever…?

What about your childhood pets?

I didn’t think about any of that! It was MY mother who took care of that!

See?!?!!?

Uhuh…

Are you celebrating with your Mum today?

Umm… Fernando… will be… (chuckles)…

What is Fernando doing?

Maybe an Instagram story…?

Hmmm…

Are you not impressed?

No, I’m not anything. It’s Fernando’s narrative. It has nothing to do with us.

That’s right, it has nothing to do with us.

I guess the fans will be like, “Awww… he’s such a GOOD SON… he loves his MAMA….”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH…

I won’t be surprised if there’s a throwback photo or something like that. Allegedly Fernando’s mother even has her own Instagram account?!

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Is that fake news? Did I fall for fake news? AI generated content?!?! I don’t know now…

Fernando’s Mother does NOT have an official instagram account.

Oh? Okay? Well — who are the fans following?

I don’t know?!?! Who the fuck are they following?!?!?!!

Someone with Fernando’s mother’s photos???

WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Okay… so… it’s NOT an official account…?

NO. IT’S NOT. OMG.

Hehehehe…. ooops… anyway…………..

Maybe Fernando should give his mother a puppy for mother’s day?

Umm… I’m not sure if that is the best idea…

Why not?!

You know how animal shelters always say “DON’T” give puppies or kittens as presents?

Why not?

Because… that person might not have been prepared for that commitment!

Oh…

That’s how they end up in the shelter. It was cute for the photos and surprise and novelty. And then the reality of poo poos pee pees and the crying and barking and meowing and people are like, “Ugh!!! I didn’t really want this!!!”

(Sigh)…

Yeah… I still get tempted at least once a week to call the RSPCA to come pick up this dog.

HAHAHAHAHAHA — ONCE A WEEK?!?!?!

Okay maybe once a fortnight, I dunno…

I’m glad you haven’t given up on him…

Well, perhaps we also have my mother to thank for that.

Oh?

Yeah, she said, “We can’t give up on him…”

(Nodding, smiling)…

Why are you nodding and smiling about that?

I don’t know, I think that sometimes, you complain about your Mum — and that’s understandable — but she has a good heart.

For dogs.

LOL… yeah, you’re right. She has a good heart for dogs. Maybe not the same for other humans.

She doesn’t trust other humans.

Ahh — we have that in common!

Yeah… you kind of do……….. (peering)…………. except there are some of her “friends” that she trusts that I roll my eyes at because I DON’T THINK SHE SHOULD TRUST THEM AT ALL — but they are HER friends and she trusts them.

Ahh… okay…

Aunties who gossip, that’s all they are.

Hmmm… it’s quite common…

Yeah.

Why are we talking about this on Mother’s Day?

I don’t know.

You know what? I am suddenly thinking of friends who I know Mother’s Day is quite triggering…

Right…

It’s not the best day for some people…

Uhuh…

I’m thinking of someone now — but — I won’t cross paths with her today. But I am thinking of her. As a friend. Who I know, Mother’s Day is triggering.

Awww…………….. hmmm…

There’s nothing to say.

No…

…

…

…

Can we just go back to talking about you and your Mum?

What do you want me to say about it?

I don’t know… just a random story?

Ugh… random stories… mothers’ day stories?

Sure!

Sigh… well… the past few years… we kept going to high tea for Mother’s Day… to the point that this year, she has specifically requested that we STOP doing THAT.

LOL… why?

First of all — it’s not healthy. Too much sugar. She is trying to avoid sugar this year, for her health.

Ahh. I see. All organic, no sugar diet.

Yeah. Pretty much… she’s all about the healthy eating. No sugar.

Okay… (making notes)…

Why do you have to make notes for my mother as well?!?!?!

I just do!!!!

LOL… okay…

So anyways, “I” still like high tea!!! I’ll have high tea any time, any day!!!

(Smiling)… (making more notes)… you like high tea…

Yes — and you can get ones with sandwiches, it’s not ALL sugar.

Uhuh…

Anyway… I was talking with her about maybe possibly going to Crystal Castle on our belated Mother’s Day…

Crystal Castle?

Yes… lemme find a picture….

I feel like I’ve written about this before…

As a draft? Oh — some date ideas for us.

Yes…

It could be a date for us or it could be a family day.

Okay… (making notes)…

OOohh, baby, you’ll like this. Sound healing.

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LOL… I think YOU’LL like it… I don’t mind… I’ll go with you if you wanna go…

Yes… I think we can go… another day… doesn’t have to be the same day with my Mum… unless you want to join us?

Ooh? Me?!?! THE FIRST TIME I’M MEETING YOU’RE MOTHER WE’RE GOING TO CRYSTAL CASTLE TOGETHER FOR YOUR BELATED MOTHER’S DAY?!?!!?!?

(Chuckles), sure, why not? If you just HAPPEN TO BE THERE — and I have already planned this with my mother…

Also, you have a nice car, right?

Ummm… sure… I can… obtain one…

Because it’s a DRIVE down to Byron, it’s better if we can go in a better car than mine or mum’s cars…

(Chuckles) — okay, I’ll be your chauffeur.

REALLY?!?!?!?!

Yes!!!

But you’re an international super star, you really want to spend your free time driving me and my Mum down to Byron Bay?!?!!?

(Giggles)… yes… I wanna do that…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… (hug hugs hugs hugs kiss kiss kiss kiss)!!!!

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