Babe… have you seen those viral proposals where the guy set up a puppy or kitten with a ring around them?
Yeah…?
Do you want that??? (Smirk, smirk…)
Ummm… I feel like that is two commitment requests in one…
(Chuckles)…
First of all I have to wrap my head around, “Okay this is really happening. This is a marriage proposal” — I have to think about that. Then I also have to think about “This puppy or kitten as a commitment!!”
LOL… what if I borrowed a kitten, just for the spectacle of it?
But then it’s gonna be so cute that I’ll want to keep it…
LOL… okay — well — what if it was a kitten proposal?
Nah… no way… you’re not ACTUALLY planning this…
(Devilish grins)… what if I was…?!?!
(Sigh) — where is the KITTEN going to LIVE?!!?!
AT OUR HOUSE?!?!?! Our apartment?! You can take it with you anywhere, really.
I’m allergic.
You are?!?!?
I don’t know, maybe…
You used to have a cat…
And I would be SNEEZING — all the time!
You volunteered with cats and RSPCA…
And I would SNEEZE — ALL THE TIME. It was impossible to have one volunteering day without needing tissues!!!
(Chuckles) — Okay, you might be allergic to cats…
I know… (pouty face)… otherwise, I would love a Burmese or Siamese again…
Burmese? Siamese?
My last cat was a Burmese mix. She had the most loveliest temperament. She just let me snuggle her any time of any day… she was so soft and cuddly…
Awww… so you want another one? A Burmese?
I don’t know…
Holy shit, don’t google this…
Why not? Are you googling now?
Yes and it’s too tempting. Don’t do it.
LOLOLOL what?!?!?!
They’re too cute!!! It’s too tempting!!! Plus — some of these are scammers!!!
LOL… how are they scamming?! You think these are AI generated kitten images?!
No… but they could easily just take kitten photos from, say, an American breeder’s website. Put it on an Australian “made up” website — “Oh we have these kittens, pay us and we’ll deliver the kittens”
Right…
There’s a lot of these types of scams. Just don’t fall for it!!!
Okay. I promise I won’t do that… umm… do you still want a kitten proposal?
I think I will be more distracted by the kitten…
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)…………………
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