I think… I did talk to my Dad about u…
U did?
If u were the guy who rode a unicycle, I think so… there’s no other reason for me to have a memory of a moment of telling my Dad about a “friend” that I had who rode a unicycle and my Dad saying “That’s impressive. They’re not that easy to ride…”
WHAT??!?!?!?!?! 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
Yeah… I have this memory… just… randomly in the archives… 🧠…
Lol… well… that’s making me feel better about meeting your parents one day…
ARE YOU THE GUY WHO RIDES A UNICYCLE?
Well I don’t do it everyday but yes I can ride a unicycle and have done it in the past and YES I REMEMBER OUR CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS. I TOLD U THAT I CAN RIDE UNICYCLES.
Lol… 😅😅😅
Ok well that was u then…
What happened after the conversation with ur Dad?
I think… I was still friend zoning u at the time… and I got messaged on Facebook by the German guy…
The GERMAN guy?
Yeah… back in the day… early 2008? Something like that? Just sliding into Facebook DM’s…..
Sigh… so I actually had ur Dad’s approval even tho ur mother said just stay friends…
Well not quite. I didn’t say that u were my boyfriend… he was just impressed that u knew how to ride a unicycle!
And then the fucking GERMAN GUY…
Lol… 😅 trust me babe… I don’t feel any curiosity towards German guys now…
👀 I’m not letting this go yet. I’m gonna think about this A LOT during my short breaks!!!
What breaks?
We’re getting ready for the concerts but I still have short breaks to myself…
Sigh… there was NOTHING of IMPORTANCE with the GERMAN GUY.
That doesn’t mean that I can just DROP IT. I’m gonna chew on this a LOT at the back of my mind!!!
Sigh… what else do u wanna know?
What colour hair did he have?
Haven’t we been over this?
Must’ve been a draft. Let’s go over it again.
Sigh. He was blonde… blonde and blue-eyed German guy….
BLONDE AND BLUE EYES?!?!??!
Lol why r u reacting like this?! Fernando has blonde and blue eyes all the time!!!
No reason… just making notes… 🤓📝…
I’m not… attracted to the German guy… AT. ALL. These days. Like if I saw him on the street, it’s just nothing. He’s not horrible looking but he’s not attractive to me!
How tall was he? 😑
We don’t need to… get into height…
HOW TALL WAS HE?
I don’t even know if he was real. I could’ve been scammed by a troll, my love. It was just a FACEBOOK PROFILE. Back in the day. I never actually met him in real life.
Oh?
Nope. Never met in real life. Could’ve been a total fake profile. Someone with a German accent. We did talk on the phone but never a video call.
U never had a video call, u just made a connection based on a Facebook profile?
I COULD’VE BEEN CATFISHED. I DON’T KNOW. IT WAS EARLY 2008!!! HOW WAS I TO KNOW?!??!!?
Lolololol!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 okay now this is kinda funny.
Omgggggg… it could’ve been a deep fake.
It could have 👀 did he say he wanted to come see u and needed money for plane tickets?
Lol… 😅 thankfully, no. It didn’t get to that point.
WHY did u even believe it was a real profile!??!??!?!
Omg it was early 2008. I JUST. DIDN’T THINK ABOUT IT. BACK THEN!!!
Hahahahahhahahahahah… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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