Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Did I ever tell you about the guy who sent me a selfie from in his bed…?

🤨 wtf……..

No, I really can’t remember if it was a draft now and whether I’m just repeating a story I’ve already told…

Tell it again 😤😤😤 what happened? WHO was it?!?!?!?!!?

Definitely not a mutual friend, relax.

Hmmm. Still doesn’t make me feel that much better.

We were flirting. I have to admit that. But when he sent that to me, I wasn’t that impressed.

Why not?

Don’t u think a selfie from in bed just in the initial chatting, flirting stage is just a grade below a dick pic?

Is it? I wouldn’t know…?! 😅

It’s like he’s only thinking of me like that. He’s not thinking about me as a WIFE, he’s thinking about me as someone to F– with.

Ummmmm… guys brains 🧠….

That’s why Mr Incognito’s friend’s joke was totally inappropriate at the time!!! Let alone the entire context of the situation!!!

Okay but ur saying all these things but the context is we’re still guys.

Sigh…

Awwww don’t sigh my darling! I should be the one sighing?! What else happened with this random guy?!

Nothing. I didn’t go visit him in his bed.

Where is the photo?

I have no idea. Lost in a very old iPhone or deleted.

It’s not in Apple cloud?

I don’t think so… I’m 99% sure it wouldn’t be…

But there’s still a 1% chance.

A cloud that I don’t even know the login to?

Oh?

A very, very old iPhone. I don’t even remember what email that Apple ID would’ve been.

WHEN WAS THIS?!?!?!

Somewhere between iPhone 5 and 11???

Wut…….. 😑…..

Anyway my point is. Bed selfies are way too playboy kind of selfies. 

Lol… DO U WANT A BED SELFIE FROM FERNANDO????

Lolllll… that’s NOT what I’m saying.

I think that’s what ur saying 😘

Lollllll stop!!! He’s gonna get CANCELLED! It’s too flirty!!! It will offend some audiences!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA… 😈 challenge accepted 😎

No, darling. There’s no challenge. I did not mean to bring this up for it to be a challenge for Fernando!!! Omg!!!

Too late. U’ve got the idea in my head now. Plus I wanna replace all memories u have with the other guy with FERNANDO’S BODY IN BED IMAGES.

Stopppppppp… omgggggggg!!!! Some of ur fans WILL get OFFENDED!!!!!

No they won’t 😏 I know what to do.

Stopppppp!!! Ur being SO NAUGHTY!!!!!

Naughty for YOU 😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥

Omg I don’t know what else to say now.

Did he have a good body?

Why r u asking me this?

JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION. IF HE’S CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO SEND A BED SELFIE. DID HE HAVE A GOOD BODY?!?!?!?

Sigh… babe… I think we should change topics.

I’M TAKING THAT AS A YES. THAT’S IT. I’M PLANNING THIS PHOTOSHOOT. I’M TELLING ALL THE STAFF AND BROS. I WANT EXCLUSIVE FERNANDO BED SELFIE PHOTOS. WE’RE PLANNING IT. MIGHT EVEN PUT IT IN A MUSIC VIDEO!!! 😤😤😤

Stop. OMG. Ur competitive, jealous, possessive and everything else like that nature is showing!!!

DID HE HAVE A GOOD BODY OR NOT. YES OR NO.

(Shaking her head)… I’m not answering this question.

IT’S NOT ONLY GOING IN A MUSIC VIDEO. IT’S GONNA BE AN AD CAMPAIGN THAT GOES ON BILLBOARDS AND BUSES ALL OVER THE WORLD. U WON’T BE ABLE TO ESCAPE FERNANDO’S SELFIES FROM BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ennnnnnn!!!!!! I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, smile!!!!!!!!!!

YOU STILL HAVEN’T ANSWERED MY QUESTION. DID HE HAVE A GOOD BODY OR NOT? DOES HE HAVE A GOOD BODY NOW?!?!?

I have no idea about the body now. I can answer that one honestly. We do not keep in touch.

👀 OHHHHHH… SO HE HAD A GOOD BODY BACK THEN!!! SOME TIME BETWEEN IPHONE 5 AND 11 THIS DUDE HAD A GOOD BODY AND SENT A SELFIE FROM BED!!!!!!!!!

(Laughing but does not want to indulge this!!!) Good night my love.

NO!!! WE HAVE TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS.

You have the BEST BODY. Doesn’t matter about him.

THIS CAMPAIGN WILL GO ON FOR AT LEAST 3 YEARS. YOU’RE GOING TO SEE FERNANDO’S BED SELFIES ON PUBLIC BILLBOARDS FOR AT LEAST 3 YEARS!!!

How is that safety for ME?! IF UR SO DAMN RECOGNISABLE ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR THREE YEARS?!?!?!

Fernando and Frodo Incognito are two separate entities. It doesn’t matter! Yes I’ll come see you… we’re getting married…. and I WANT THIS FERNANDO CAMPAIGN NOW FOR AT LEAST 3 YEARS!!!

Sigh. I love u. I don’t know how to react sometimes to this competitive side of u…

😏🔥 I… have more thoughts… about us… in bed…

(Giggles)… 🤭🔥