Babe, what do you think?
I… don’t really think anything…
Was I supposed to think something?! Were there Easter Eggs for us?!
Lol no… the company just wants us to support each other…
Yeah… hmm… are these the “new and shiny” — ?
Yes and no… they’re new… they’re not yet… “shiny”…
No, not yet… I don’t fully understand what I’m looking at, to be honest. I feel very old looking at this. I feel like such a middle-aged Aunty and it’s like I’m watching Nickelodeon you know?!
Oh, it’s giving Nickelodeon vibes?!
NO!!! I don’t know… I feel like — “Is this what Gen Alpha wants?!” — shrugging shoulders.
I feel so removed from what’s “on trend” for the young’ens, you know?! When I watch this I’m like, “Hmmm… maybe I am old…”
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH…
WHAT?!
That’s actually… not what we were aiming for…
What do you mean?! Aren’t they SUPPOSED to appeal to the younger generations?
Yes, but we want to capture older ones too! That’s how you become successful, you gotta reach EVERYONE.
Nah… you don’t have to reach “everyone” —
Yes!!! Mass market success. They need to be appealing to EVERYONE.
Hmmm… well… I don’t even know anything about them!
What’s different? What are they missing?
You, my love… they’re missing you… they need you… without you… they are nothing!
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA — YOU’RE JUST SAYING THAT!!! I DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!
Honestly, I don’t see myself following them. I clicked around and was like, “Meh — “
But I guess I can see that it might appeal to others… definitely younger generations. I think it makes sense for them…
I think you’re reacting very differently to the TAIWANESE BOY BAND — Why are these guys not as appealing to you as them?!?!?!
Oh…
Hmm…
I have no idea… because I’m Taiwanese and I’m BIASED about TAIWANESE?!?!?!?!?!
Is that really it?!?!!??!!?!
Hmmmmm… I don’t know…………. WHY ARE YOU INTERROGATING ME ABOUT THIS?!?!!? ISN’T IT A GOOD THING THAT I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO OTHER GUYS?!?! ESPECIALLY REALLY YOUNG ONES LIKE THESE ONES?!?!?!?!!
They’re not THAT young — especially not compared to your Taiwanese boy band. It doesn’t make sense! Why do you not like these guys but you like those guys?!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I DON’T LIKE ANYONE!!! I ONLY LIKE YOU!!!
THAT’S A BLATANT LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Chuckles!!!)
I’m not ATTRACTED to anyone the same way that I’m attracted to you!
But that’s never stopped you from following other male celebrities or boy groups!!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH THESE GUYS?!?!?!
I DON’T KNOW!!! I CAN’T PUT MY FINGER ON IT BUT THERE’S NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO SAY ABOUT THEM TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Chuckles)… okay… fine…
Are you gonna drop it?
For now… we’ll revisit this some other time…
Okay… lol…
(Still puzzled)…
WHY don’t YOU GUYS — the OLDER BROS — have an actual INTERACTION — with the YOUNGER BROS?!?!!?
THEN WE CAN BE LIKE, “aHH! THEY’RE ACTUALLY HAVING A CONVERSATION AND GETTING TO KNOW THEM SO THAT WE AS THE AUDIENCE CAN ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE WE ARE ALSO GETTING TO KNOW THESE NEWER YOUNGER LITTLE BROS!!!”
You think that’s it? That’s what’s needed?
Well it’s pretty fuckin random to just put them up in your stories and expect us to just immediately “know” who the fuck they are and what they fuck they’re about?! We do not?!?!?!!?!?!
I barely have time to even follow MY QUEEN TAYLOR SWIFT and swiftie gossip, you think I have time to just randomly follow new little younger brother boy groups of yours?!?!?!
You gotta INTRODUCE THEM TO ME — “Here are my little brothers!” bla bla bla — TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THEM. HAVE A CONVERSATION. HAVE SOME REAL INTERACTIONS. WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?!!?!?!? I DON’T FUCKIN KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
But you were impressed by VOGUE TAIWAN. All they did was talk about EMOJIS. And then you LISTENED. IMMEDIATELY. TO THE TAIWANESE BOY BAND.
Oh yeah… I don’t know why I did that….
URGHH!!! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(LOLOLOL)… oops! 😛
But I did click on the little brother’s youtube…
And?!
I dunno… (shrugs shoulders)… like everything I just said above?
(Sigh)… you’re not vibing wit them yet…
I don’t think I should be their target audience?! Why should a middle-aged millennial woman be their target audience?! ISN’T THAT A BIT CREEPY?!!?!?!?
It’s not like you’re the “target” but you are “welcome” audience on top of the younger generations of target audiences — YOU HAVE WAY MORE EXPENDABLE INCOME.
Hmmmmm… I’m not sure about that………….. (peering)………………..
Generally speaking.
Hmmmmm…………… (still peering)……………………
Yessss… you do!!!! The marketing reports say that you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pffftt~~ what do they know!
(Sigh) Anyway… more interactions, that’s your input?
Ughhhh… I don’t know…………………..
Okay, nevermind.
Thank you, are we dropping this topic for now?
Yes. I feel like it’s becoming unproductive.
It is!!!
Okay — let’s drop it.
Thank you!!! (Kiss kiss kiss) xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxx
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