Babe… how do you feel about PR rumours?
I don’t know… I guess they’re just rumours?
What if… the fans start drumming up… a “shipping” of me… and another famous person…?
(Sigh) — I’ve already seen those theories…
OH. WHAT?! YOU HAVE?!?!?! WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!
I don’t know, it wasn’t even as prevalent as the romantic imaginations of you and your bros… I kind of just shrugged it off… is it brewing up again?
Umm… it’s gaining momentum… the staff are kind of… concerned…
Let the staff do whatever they feel is right then…
But what if… both teams agreed… “Hey, let’s just let the rumours swirl for PR…” — it’s only RUMOURS…
Uhuh… what do you want me to say?
Well…
Have you spoken to the girl? Are y’all even friends? Isn’t she technically taller than you?
Yeah she’s taller than me. Yes we’re friends — well, like work acquaintances — that level of friendship. She has her own boyfriend!!! Someone not famous…
Uhuh… so… it’s a PR rumour… only…
YES. ONLY. IT WILL NEVER BE A PR RELATIONSHIP.
Uhuh… are you two gonna like, hang out, “brush your hands against each others” — ?! (Chuckles)….
Oh…?! You’re finding it funny?!?!
Well — if it gets to that level — there’s gonna be a whole other sub-segment of fans in complete brain meltdowns over it saying “NOOOOO FUCKING WAY!!!! THEY ARE BOTH EACH OTHERS’ BEARDS!!!! NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!!”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ^0^ YOU REALLY THINK THEY’LL SAY THAT?!?!?!
The sub-segment that thinks that she’s a Lesbian and you’re a gay man?! I am… pretty certain they would justify it in their minds like that?!?!?!?!
LOL — but it’ll only ever be RUMOURS.
What do you want me to say?! I still don’t know where we’re going with this conversation…
Even my staff are fighting amongst themselves about it… do we squash the rumours or let it run kind of wild because it’s generating PR…
Ahh… I see….
What do you think?
What does SHE think? Let the lady decide… you and me are fine no matter what, remember? We’re good. We’re solid. What does she want? Is it annoying PR for her? Does she want a more peaceful life? Does she have other ambitions? Is she welcoming the PR rumours? They’re only rumours… What does she want?
You think — we just see what she prefers?
Yes, of course! Respect her decisions here. Let her take the lead. If she is okay with the PR rumours then you are okay with it too. If it gets to a point where she’s mentally drained, it’s affecting her work or even her actual personal relationship — as soon as she expresses this, everybody’s teams are squashing the rumours officially.
How about that?
(Nodding, smiling)…
You can handle anything. I know you wouldn’t have a problem with it. You will find a way to juggle the rumour and still protect me…
I… actually think the rumour helps me TO protect you…
LOL… well… I dunno… I mean, I would be lying if I didn’t say it’s a little bit CRINGE to think about, my love…
Yeah…
So if her partner doesn’t like it then squash it.
Right — if her boyfriend is getting more upset than any of us —
Yes. Of course. We have to respect that person too.
Okay…
I think if it gets to a point where her boyfriend is like… can’t take it anymore, it would have to be pretty bad…
Yeah…………
He can be my litmus test. Whatever he’s comfortable with, I’m comfortable with as well.
(Chuckles)… Nah, we’re not going there. THE STAFF don’t want us to get anywhere CLOSE to that! It’s just stupid rumours!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah… it’s fan imaginations… gossip… more content for ALL the celebrity gossip channels and influencers…
It’ll be… a PR monster of its own…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA….
Well… (shrugs shoulders)… I don’t know babe… this is a first for me too… I’ve never lived through something like this before…
What is your friendship with her? Other than work acquaintances?
She’s… literally a work acquaintance! There’s nothing else to the friendship!!!
Do you think she’s pretty?
OH. MY. GOD. THAT’S IT. I’M TELLING THE STAFF TO SQUASH IT IF YOU’RE GOING TO ASK ME QUESTIONS LIKE THAT.
What?!?!?! Am I not allowed to know if you think of her — objectively — as a PRETTY person?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
NOBODY. AND I REPEAT. NOBODY IS AS PRETTY AS YOU, MY LOVE. NOBODY!!!
Uhuh…………….
What if your Tik Tok blew up overnight and there was a PR rumour of, I don’t know, fuck it, you and Pete Davidson?! What do you expect me to do from that?! And then you get enough traction you even have your own PR agency?
Aren’t YOU taking on the role of my manager?! Wasn’t that what you wanted to do?!
Yes but, I was more just going to hire other people to monitor you for me… ugh, hypothetically if this situation was the other way around…?!
Then what? What do you want me to say?!?!?!
ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULD BE COMFORTABLE WITH A PR RUMOUR OF ME AND FICTIONAL PETE DAVIDSON?!?!?!?
Hmmm… I have to think about this…………..
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Hmmmm…. I will be okay with it, as long as you promise you will never, ever, ever, EVER have alcohol around him.
What are you accusing Pete Davidson of….?!
NO. IT’S NOT ABOUT HIM PERSONALLY.
Let’s take Pete out of the equation. Any other male influencer. If there were rumours. As long as you NEVER drink ALCOHOL around them. You can hang out for PR rumours, I don’t give a shit anymore… (after much deep thought over this!)… as long as there is no alcohol on your part. Let alone any other substances. Sometimes it’s not even that person, it’s OTHER shitty people in the world. If you even order an alcoholic drink, things can go wrong. Pap photos get misconstrued. Don’t do it.
I see… okay… (shrugs shoulders) — so, I guess I would say the same thing for you and this celebrity.
Uhuh…
Wait — how old is she?!
Why does that matter?
I’m gonna quickly google her age…
LOL…
(Googles…) Okay, nevermind. I’m okay.
Woah — what direction would that have taken if…?
I just… don’t want you in SALACIOUS RUMOURS.
Right. Yeah. No, my team wouldn’t want that too. “I” don’t want that either!!!
(Sigh)… okay, this conversation is… not over… but it’s at this chapter for now…
Uhuh… but… my staff need me to make a decision…
Just… everything we’ve already talked about…
Uhuh… okay… I LOVE YOU!!! ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤
I love you too… xoxoxoxoxoxxx
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