Let’s keep talking about boats tonight, my love… I’m enjoying this topic!
LOL… we’re so sick of everything else going on in the world right now, hey?
(Nodding)…
Sigh… even the fan cams… I think I’m starting to grow numb from what’s surfacing on social media…
Oh? You’re going numb?
Does it just turn into white noise for you guys in the background?
Uhuh…
It’s starting to feel that way for me too…
Ohhhh… you’re really starting to get it… LOL…
Yeah… I don’t mind talking about boats… do you have a boating license?
(Shaking his head)… I do not… DO YOU?!
No… but why do I feel like I do just from listening to Taylor Swift’s “They think she did it but they just can’t prove it” song???
No Body No Crime.
Uhuh…
You forgot the NAME of a TAYLOR SWIFT SONG?! Are you even a Swiftie anymore?!
Ugh… it’s been a while since that album?!?!?!
(Chuckles)…
Do you think TAYLOR SWIFT herself actually has a boating license?!
I have… no idea…
(Chuckles)… okay anyway, do you want to go get a boating license?!
Hmm… should I…?!
Well — if I’m at WORK — and you have nothing else to do…
I have other stuff to do…
Okay fine then. We won’t get boating licenses. You’ll have to hire someone to drive/steer the boat that you buy??
Oooh, we’re buying a boat?
EVENTUALLY. One day. I’m not saying this year. No promises!!!
Awwww…
You know, I’m just re-reading the lyrics again…………… I DON’T THINK WE SHOULD GET A BOAT. EVER!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) — OMG IT’S JUST A FICTIONAL SONG!!! EVEN TAYLOR SAID SHE FULLY FABRICATED THE WHOLE THING!!!
(Sigh)… I dunno… (peering)… I’m just re-reading… the lyrics… TONIGHT… (peering)!!!
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!) ^0^
Okay anyways… I’m just scrolling through the website…
What website?
The boat show!
Oh… how is it?
There’s also some luxury cars… a private jet company?!?!?!
(Chuckles)… (raising eyebrows)… should I buy a private jet?!?!?!
(Sigh) — BABE — YOU’RE NOT TAYLOR SWIFT.
I KNOW YOU DON’T HAVE PRIVATE JET MONEY.
(Hysterical giggling!!!) — Hey, it’s not like the bank wouldn’t loan it to me with my income!
THAT’S HOW YOU END UP DROWNING IN DEBT. AND NEEDING TO SAY “YES” TO SOME OF THE MOST HUMILIATING AND RIDICULOUS GIGS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Would we even have time to see each other if you’re spending your time working to re-pay a Private Jet that you can’t even afford?!?!?!!?
(Deep breaths)… okay, I know, I know, you’re right…
Anyway… (googling)…
It takes one day to get a boating license in QLD…
(Chuckles)… you really want me to get a boating license?
Not really — I’m just saying — if you’re feeling BORED ENOUGH — you can go get one.
(Chuckles)…
Don’t you want to get one as well?
Not really… my love… I trust you… You can be “The Man” when we’re on a boat… The Man who knows how to drive the boat… The Man with the boating license…
(Smirks)… You just can’t be bothered to get a boating license…
CORRECT! (LOL)… I’m already STUDYING cyber security!!! I don’t have time to fit BOATING LICENSE into my schedule!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ^0^
And, what?! I’M supposed to have TIME to go get a boating license?!?!?!?!
You could literally VLOG this as a fun little episode where you and all your bros spend ONE DAY — just ONE DAY — to get a fuckin’ boating license!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^0^
Okay… anyway… so… you can find time to do that… get the license first before you buy a boat…
(Nodding)… (Making notes)… (Smiling)…
What kind of boat do you want to buy, my love?
Sigh… I don’t know…
Also, where are we going to park it?!
What do you mean?!
We don’t live on waterfront, darling, we’ll need to find a place to park it…
Oh… I’m sure we can just google this or ask the person who sells us the boat when we buy the boat…
Uhuh… but there’ll be parking fees —
THAT’S OKAY! I CAN AFFORD ALL THIS!
Are you sure…? (Peering)….
(Chuckles) — okay, let me quickly google something —
(Googling)…
I think I can afford… a boat between 40 ft — 60 ft something like that. Realistically.
Awww, shucks, I was really hoping for 70 ft — 80 ft…
Really?!?! (Nervous laughter)…
NO! I’M JUST KIDDING!!!
Oh… phew…!!! (Wide-eyed)…
Taylor Swift could afford the 80 ft… she could probably afford 100 ft…
(Trying to fathom 100 ft yacht)…
Just google it.
(Googling)… it’s basically like buying another $20~30 million home…
Yes… my love… YOU’RE NOT TAYLOR SWIFT.
(Chuckles)…
Should I be aiming for that…?
No… we’re not aiming to be Billionaires…
We’re not?!
No… I’ve written about this before…
Oh yeah…
Or how about something even more manageable? Just a 20 ft ~ 30 ft?
Pfft!!! (Raising eyebrows) — You say it like you don’t care, but I know you my love, “size matters” — (Cheeky grin!!!)
(LOLOLOLOLOLOL)… this conversation needs to stay being about BOATS and BOATS ONLY……………………….
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! ^0^
Let’s stick with 40~60 ft… that’s reasonable for your income…
Uhuh… (Nodding, smiling, making notes)…
I guess it should have a few bedrooms…
I feel like we’re talking about houses…
Boats have rooms in them. And showers. and kitchens. Yes, it’s like buying a house that moves on water.
Hmmm… (thinking more about this)… I think we SHOULD buy the boat at the boat show and then THAT’S the boat that we sail down to Sydney with for New Year’s Eve!!!
(Sigh)… I don’t know… just because you CAN get a boating license in ONE DAY — doesn’t mean you’re actually READY to go SAILING TO SYDNEY… without much other practice?!!?!?!
(Chuckles)…
I think we could take it for day trips around… but not as far as Sydney… not yet… too soon!
Okay… (smiling)…
I know you’re really looking forward to it…
I love the water!
I know… you really do… (smiles)…
Okay, what else?
I don’t know… I really need to see them in person…
Okay… (smiling)…
You’re REALLY EXCITED about this…
I am!!!!!! (EYES SO BIG LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE KID!!!)
You’re more excited about the boat show than seeing me?!
HAHAHAHHA!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
But for some reason, it’s making me feel more RELAXED — way less nervous — about coming to see you!!!
Awwwww…
It’ll be a really fun date! I’m looking forward to it!!!!!!!!
Me too… ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤
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