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Mini Album Ideas

What do you think they should sing? If they did a collab?

What am I, Taylor Swift’s fuckin’ marketing manager?! I don’t fuckin’ know!!!

They can sing whatever the fuck they want!!!

It’ll be NUMBER ONE regardless!!!

Woahohohohoh — nobody ever believes that — if you believe that you’re in the wrong industry. It’s not as easy as it looks, my love…

Sigh. Well, I don’t know! I don’t have a powerpoint presentation on what songs they should sing…

What do you want to hear? As a fan? As a Swiftie? A Blink?

Am I a Blink tho? I don’t think I’m a Blink

Okay. What do you want to hear as an Apple music listener?

Okay. Fine. Yes I’m an Apple music subscriber. I have APPLE ONE with the MUSIC and the TV and the CLOUD. Yes. I pay them. Every month. Fine.

What do you WANT?!?!?!?!?!?!

LOL…………………………

Hmmm…. let me think……………………………..

I don’t know…

Yes you do. What do you want?

Do they really want to be “Feminists” — ?! Do they really want to push the boundaries?! Or do they just want to make money with their music?!

LOLOLOLOLOL — WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!!

Well… do you know the song “Labour” by Paris Paloma?

No.

WHAT?!?!?!?!!?

HOW ARE YOU A MUSICIAN THAT DOESN’T KNOW THIS SONG?!?!?!?!

(Slow-blinking)… I really have no idea what the fuck song and singer you are talking about…

YOU DON’T KNOW…?!

All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid
Nymph, then a virgin, nurse, then a servant
Just an appendage, live to attend him
So that he never lifts a finger
24/7 baby machine
So he can live out his picket-fence dreams
It’s not an act of love if you make her
You make me do too much labour

(Slow-blinking)… I’ve never heard of this song in my life…

(Chuckles!!!)

WHAT IS ON YOUR FYP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

LOL — Not… that…?!?!?!?!?!

(Giggles)… well… go listen…

Okay… (making notes)…

(Finally listens to the full song)…

Do you like it…?

Ummm… it’s a bit… intense?!?!?!!?!!

Yeah…

I don’t expect Tay Tay x Black Pink going to that extreme — but a MAINSTREAM POP version?!?! Of similar themes?!?!?!?!

Hmmmm…. (shaking his head)… it seems… I don’t know, I don’t see it for them…

Okay then, nevermind… (shrugs shoulders)…

That’s it?! That would be the type of mini album you wish they made?!

I don’t know… these are just random thoughts…

(Smiling)… I love you xoxoxoxoxoxxx