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What r u doinggggg 🥺

I went to get groceries…

Ooh, what did u get?

U mean, u didn’t stalk me?! U weren’t the Old Man in disguise?! 🧓

There was an old man?! 👀

He had your similar body type… but a bit more frail… then I felt, that’s not possible…

U would have had to hire movie studio type of makeup artists to pull off that disguise 👀

How do u know for sure…? 😏

I just didn’t feel it… I knew it wasn’t u…

Lol…

Was it u?!?!?

No… 😏 but u’ve given me more ideas 💡 for disguises… 🥸

Why would u want to disguise as an old man?!

Why not?! Then I can move around freely!!!

Lol… I’m not kissing u when u look like that…

WHAT?! 🤯

No. The most I’ll do is hold hands. U’d have to wait until we get home. U take a full shower — without me — get all that movie studio grade makeup OFF — and then we can hug and cuddle and kiss…

U won’t even join me in the shower while I’m taking off the disguise?! 😳

It was soooo unattractive!!!

I’m sorry my love!

But I’m still not at an age to feel attracted to an old man like that!!!

I don’t mind walking around holding ur hand like ur my grandpa but THAT’S IT!!!

Lol… 😅

I might just try it once… 😏💕