I went to get groceries…
Ooh, what did u get?
U mean, u didn’t stalk me?! U weren’t the Old Man in disguise?! 🧓
There was an old man?! 👀
He had your similar body type… but a bit more frail… then I felt, that’s not possible…
U would have had to hire movie studio type of makeup artists to pull off that disguise 👀
How do u know for sure…? 😏
I just didn’t feel it… I knew it wasn’t u…
Lol…
Was it u?!?!?
No… 😏 but u’ve given me more ideas 💡 for disguises… 🥸
Why would u want to disguise as an old man?!
Why not?! Then I can move around freely!!!
Lol… I’m not kissing u when u look like that…
WHAT?! 🤯
No. The most I’ll do is hold hands. U’d have to wait until we get home. U take a full shower — without me — get all that movie studio grade makeup OFF — and then we can hug and cuddle and kiss…
U won’t even join me in the shower while I’m taking off the disguise?! 😳
It was soooo unattractive!!!
I’m sorry my love!
But I’m still not at an age to feel attracted to an old man like that!!!
I don’t mind walking around holding ur hand like ur my grandpa but THAT’S IT!!!
Lol… 😅
I might just try it once… 😏💕
