Babe…
Ya?
Have we ever kissed each other with garlic breath?
(Chuckles)… probably not?!
Well…
I’ve been eating a lot of garlic lately…
You have?!
Well like, these past few days… I bought a little jar of crushed garlic and I’ve been adding it to my meals…
Oh…
I feel like… I have GARLIC BREATH…
Don’t you have lots of breath mints?
I do… but… is it enough?!
Also — it is cold and flu season — maybe that’s why I added the garlic. I’ve been feeling like I need a little bit more garlic than usual. Change of weather, it’s getting cold in the mornings… I’m kind of sniffling…
Oh no, you better not be getting a cold!!!
No… I don’t think so…? But… I’ve been having garlic… and Vitamin C… and Elderberry lozenges…
Do you… have a cold?!
No………………….. I don’t think so………………………….
Maybe you should get tested…
THIS IS A FICTIONAL BLOG.
(Chuckles)…
Okay. Let’s say, yes I got tested, I’m fine. But I’m just having a lot of garlic.
Uhuh…
Have you ever kissed anyone with garlic breath before?!
(Chuckles)… No, my love… I have not done that… (LOLOLOLOL)…
Me neither… but I saw it on Australian Big Brother once…
HAHAHAHAH — WHAT?!?!?!?!
This was the very early seasons, when I used to watch it… early 2000’s…
Oh?!
There was a guy and a girl and they kissed and it was meant to be a romantic moment but then the guy said “Actually we had a lot of garlic with our dinner so we were kissing each other with garlic breath” —
ROFLMAO……………!!! ^0^
Right?!?!?!?!?!?!! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Okay… (making notes)… we will not go for a degustation menu that features a lot of garlic…
LOLOLOLOL… omggggg….
I love you!
I love you too!!! ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤
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