Good morning 🥰
I just randomly opened instagram…
Mmm?
I’ve never seen grown men on the internet acting petulant because Jisoo from Black Pink wasn’t at Coachella…
Lol….. 🤣
Hmmm… didn’t know male fans could get like that….
She’s his wife… (in his mind)… he misses his wife and he wants to see her…
Okay but so does millions of other guys?
Lol… 🤣
I like Jisoo too. She seems very demure.
Lol… 🤣
I mean, they all do…
Uhuh…
So… do u have to fly back soon?
Not so soon… but soon…
What else r u planning to do?
I don’t know… what else are you planning to do?
I have to get this house ready for my mother’s return…
Oh? Well then do what u need to do…
I am also running out of food as well tho so I will need to get groceries at some point…
Uhuh…
I might just change it up completely and go to ALDI or somewhere different like that….
Oh? U rarely go to ALDI…
Yeah… it’s too stressful for me!!!! 😣
What do u mean?! How is ALDI stressful?!?!!?
It’s not like Costco where they help u pack ur trolley, u have to pack ur own trolley at ALDI and it just gets thrown to u so quickly!!!
🤣🤣🤣 lol…… challenge accepted 😈
Lol yes. You would enjoy the challenge!
I remember ALDI, I never had a problem with it…
Well u go then… I might go to Drake’s…
Drake’s?
Lol… NOT THE RAPPER 🤣🤣🤣
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY 👀
There is a grocery chain here called Drake’s!!!
DID HE INVEST IN THEM OR SOMETHING?!?!??!?!
Lolll no!!!!!! It’s just a completely different thing on its own!!!!!
Oh… lol… 😅
Maybe I should go to Drake’s and donate some clothes to the RSPCA op shop…
Uhuh… that’s ur plan for today?
Tentative plan… it’s pencilled in but it’s not definite…
What is Drake’s like?
It’s just like another Coles or Woolies…
Oh… not stressful like ALDI?
No! Lol… there’s actually a lot of old people at Drake’s… or at least I feel like I always see them when I go there…
Oh…. 😏
Ur planning ur next disguise 🥸?
Maybe…
The shopping centre is so low key, I’m actually pretty sure u can go as Fernando and nobody would register who TF u are.
Really?
I would bet… $50 that u don’t get spotted…
🤣 $50 only?!
Yeah… I don’t think u’ll get spotted unless paparazzi freelancers are LITERALLY STALKING YOU to see where ur going 👀
Hmmmm… Old Lady disguise 🥸 it will be then…
Old LADY?!
Yeah? 😏
Sigh… okay…
U think so?
Sure, why not… I still wish u could come see me, say hi, start dating me already…
I wish that too!!!!!!!!
I really need to sort out the paparazzi stalkers tho… they’re getting out of hand to even follow me here…
It’s not that far fetched they are just around cos there’s many film and media projects all along Brisbane, Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Byron Bay — they probably all get the same email notices. Summaries of blind items and tip offs for celebrity sightings and then they’re just lurking around trying to catch one and sell the images. That’s why they can’t tell if ur not actually FERNANDO…
Hmmmm…
But there was a creepy fan… u don’t need to know everything but there’s been some… crazy people…
Sigh… that’s not good… 🥺
I’ve dealt with it but don’t worry! I never want u to worry about any of these things!
Okay… well…
I’m still deciding between ALDI or Drake’s…
I vote ALDI…
Lol… why?!
Why do u wanna visit Drake’s and think about Drake the whole time ur there the same way u think about BTS Jin every time u eat Jin Ramen?!?!
Lollllll… unintentional Drake promotion… that grocery store has never ever associated with him in any campaigns or branding or anything!!!
Lol… just the NAME…
I know but I think they existed before Drake was even famous…
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA 🤣
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