So…
Hmmm?
Frodo is hairy…
He is.
And he has crooked teeth… 🦷
He does not! He still has veneers! 😅
Mmmm… I’m emotionally preparing myself for him to have crooked teeth…
Okay…
Ummm… is he tall?
No.
LOL… how short?!
Ummm… 170 cm?
No way…
Why would he be taller?!
I can’t remember.
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
If ur actually 170 cm u need to wear 10 cm shoes to appear 180 cm…
Uhuh… 😏
Okay…
So he is short. He is hairy. He has crooked teeth…
Lolololol 🤣
Is he wearing glasses?!!? 🤓
Maybe… sometimes… usually sunglasses 😎
Huh…
But at night to a restaurant he’s wearing glasses…
Tinted glasses…
Right. Okay…. hmmm…. doesn’t that invite more attention?
I don’t think so? It’s just a fashion accessory.
Hmmm…
He has a beard.
Lol…..
There is no jawline, he has a beard.
Oh… I see…
Lol…
What’s so funny?
I’m not dating Fernando…
No. Ur dating the Ogre. I’m surprised you called me Frodo cos really my name is Shrek.
LOLOLOLOL 🤣 🤣 🤣
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