What’s wrong?
Someone took a sneaky video of u last week at a restaurant…
I know 😒…
U felt it?
I saw it…
What were u looking at on ur phone?
Nothing… I was filming them back. I have my own records to hand to authorities…
(Shudders)…
Don’t worry about that!
THIS IS WHY u don’t wanna approach me in April yet…
U haven’t caught them yet? 🥺
It’s not just one person… they’re a syndicate…
🥺…..
DON’T WORRY!
By the time you see me, when I’m really asking u out on a date, it’s dealt with. U have nothing to worry about!
Mmmmm… 🥺❤️
I’m handling it.
It’s just taking a bit longer than expected…
Do they know u have hairy legs? 🦵
😅 lol… no… I think I slipped past them with that one…
I don’t remember u having naturally hairy legs…
I shaved them… back then…
Oh… u didn’t just WAX?!
Even if I wax, they grow back really fast…
Umm… have u tried laser?
No.
Why not?
Because I want my incognito disguise 🥸
Lol…
I think I remember u warning me that u were really hairy…
I did…
I knew u had a hairy back?!
Yeah… that too… 😏
So there’s naturally hair everywhere…
Yes… I’m an animal…
LOL… UR A MAN! 👀
Very hairy man.
That’s not… the “stereotype” of Asian men…
But it’s more common than people realise?! I’m not the only hairy Asian guy?!?!?! We’re around?!?!?!
(Giggles)… 😅💕… yeah…
But Fernando is not hairy…
No… Fernando waxes on tour. It is more manageable.
Oh… I’m just thinking about our legs intertwining in bed… how is that gonna feel…
🥰😘❤️
Will u be okay dating hairy Frodo?
(Giggles)… 🤭💕… I think so…
Did u find him attractive?! 👀
He walked past way too quickly!
I was barely even able to register his face in my memories!
His face doesn’t look like Fernando…
No… but he could’ve been Fernando’s cousin… it wasn’t that dissimilar…
I’m assuming he doesn’t even talk like Fernando either…
No… of course not…
Was he wearing Meta Ray Bans?!
No…?
Oh…
U think he should? 👀
These days u just never know…
Hmmm… 🤔…
He’d have to put in contacts and wear the ray bans as a decorative tool… 🤓
Yeah? I don’t know how they work exactly but I’ve seen some influencers filming content…
Hmmm… 🤔… I’ll look into it…
Hairy Frodo made me smile when I realised it must’ve been you! 🤭💕
That’s good… 🥰
Lol… but now I’m writing about ur disguise 🥸
It doesn’t matter.
Doesn’t it?!
People don’t make that connection when hairy Frodo is standing right in front of them.
How do u know?!
Because the syndicate didn’t bother taking any footage of him! He was right there and they didn’t notice. They didn’t click their cameras. They were waiting for Fernando and Fernando never appeared… 😏
But what about random fans?
They didn’t notice him either!
How do u know they were around?
They had merch! They didn’t notice me at all…
I feel like… I’m hyper aware that it’s you… 😳…
You are. That’s ok.
Mmmm?
I am still wondering if ur attracted to Hairy Frodo…
I didn’t see his face properly!!!
But his HAIRY LEGS are now seared into my memories!!! 😵
🤣🤣🤣 lol…
I’m assuming yes, I’m attracted to him.
Ur not just saying that? 👀
Mmm… I think he will impress me with his charming personality… 🤭💕
Oh no, he’s very boring… very bland… no personality… he’s kind of a nerd…
Lol… 😘❤️
How old do u think he looked?
These days it’s so hard to tell! If he said he was a millennial I would believe that he was simply a young looking millennial…
I see… 😏💕
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