Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Finally! We are talking about your everything shower?!?!

LOL…

Yeah… except that I don’t have an everything shower…

Oh?

What is YOUR everything shower?

I’m a guy… I think we just shower…

LOL…

Well…

IF I had an everything shower… basically I think of it from head to toe… except I do NOT — and I repeat — I DO NOT CUT MY NAILS OR TOENAILS IN THE SHOWER!

I’m really shocked these girls are talking about this on their podcasts as if this is the most normal thing to do in the shower?! NO!!!

(Chuckles) — Then when do you cut your nails or toenails?!

Some OTHER time!!! OMG — not literally EVERYTHING needs to be done IN the shower!!!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)…!!!

I don’t even know how you can have that running water and then bending down to try to reach your toes to cut them?! IT’S SO WEIRD TO ME!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^0^

I just don’t know how these girls are doing that in the shower or if they’re simply embellishing for the narrative…

Uhuh…

I don’t have an everything shower because, firstly, I don’t have the energy for it, and secondly, I don’t want to waste running water like that. So I am conscious of how much time I’m spending in the shower. It’s not an everything shower. It’s an — if I’m getting this done today, then I’ll do that, the next day — showers.

Right…? What is this and that?

So… usually — see — if I’m washing hair, then I usually don’t do anything else. I have assumed that for most girls, an everything shower involves washing your hair and shaving your arms and legs. — I also didn’t realise the shaving part, for some girls, also involves vajayjay…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! ^0^ WHY ARE YOU CALLING IT THAT?!?!?!

I don’t know, just roll with it… 😛

When I’m “shaving” in one shower session, it is armpits and legs.

Then when do you shave vajayjay?

I don’t…

Oh…?

I BOOK A WAXING APPOINTMENT. I DON’T SHAVE THAT IN THE SHOWER.

(Exhilarated giggles!!!)

So — it’s either or —

And the exfoliation too —

Wait, you’re really jumping around, I’m confused…

I jump around in my shower routines as well. It’s not like Monday is this, Tuesday is that. It really depends on what else is going on, how much energy do I have.

What is the NORMAL, quick shower?

A normal, quick shower, hair is tied up. There is no shampooing or conditioning.

Face wash. No exfoliation.

Body wash. No shaving.

Femme Fresh — for the vajayjay…

(Smirking… wants to laugh out loud, not sure if it’s appropriate)…

(Doesn’t dare to ask)…

Femme Fresh is a feminine hygiene product that balances the pH of your vajayjay. Also, I spelled it wrong. Let’s keep it Femme Fresh for the fictional blog.

(Smirking cheek to cheek, licking his lips)…

I CAN’T KEEP GOING WITH THIS CONVERSATION IF YOU’RE GOING TO REACT LIKE THIS!!!

I… don’t even care about the rest of your routine… you know what I wanna do right now…

(Stop!!!!!) (Giggles!!!)

You went there — I was behaving — but you’ve gone there now —

mMMM…MMMmMMMmMMmM… (giGGLes!!!!)

Okay… ummm…

I then use body wash on my legs… and then bar soap on my feet.

(Mind is still lingering on the Femme Fresh)…………………

Anyway… so the bar soap is just any regular soap. It could be like a pack of 5, $6 soap, you know what I mean?! It’s not important. And I use that on my FEET.

(Still… not really listening… mind wandering)…

That’s my normal, quick routine.

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ARE YOU LISTENING/READING/CONCENTRATING?!?!?!?!

(Smiles)… not really………. can I kiss you now??!?!?!

ANYWAY…

So if I’m not doing that routine, and rather, I need to do a hair wash, or I need to do a face and body exfoliation… or I need to shave…

I’m not following your train of thought at all…

If I need to wash my hair, nothing else happens, other than face and body wash (and Femme Fresh).

We can assume Femme Fresh is with every day showering?

Yes.

LOL… ANYWAY!!!!!!

Exfoliation only happens once, at most TWICE a week. I don’t usually do more than once a week unless it’s been a rough week…

What’s a rough week?

I don’t know, it just depends on how my skin feels. I try not to over-exfoliate though, I think I was getting pimples from exfoliating TOO much.

What are you exfoliating with?

I’m still using Fenty beauty… I had a really big tube of her cherry scented exfoliating scrub?! It’s taking me ages to finish it. I just use a little bit on my face, then I’m more generous with the body… oh, and exfoliating does get to the bottoms of the feet.

If I’m up to the second exfoliating shower of the week, I’ll use the Fenty scrub on the face and then I’m not using Fenty scrub anymore, I’m using body wash with an exfoliating glove… but the Fenty scrub again on the bottoms of the feet.

Right…

I have no idea if it’s effective, I don’t even know what is my logic, but that’s just the way it’s going…

Uhuh…

Okay, so onto shaving — armpits and legs…

Uhuh…

I don’t even shave that often. It’s probably once every few weeks. That’s it… Even less in winter. Probably wouldn’t be shaving unless we’re going on a date.

(Giggles)!!!!!!!! ^___^ ❤ ❤ ❤

But see like — facial hair — eyebrows and upper lip, that’s threading. That’s another appointment. That’s a whole other routine.

I see…

I could even do eyebrows and upper lip myself, instead of paying for threading. If I really felt like I needed to “save money” I would do it myself at home just to skip paying for another service… but I don’t need to be in the SHOWER to do it… it’s definitely a dry… activity…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…

Okay? I think we’ve covered everything?

I used to include hair masks into a hair routine — okay, that would be probably once a week. But these days, no, I just use hair oil AFTER the shampoo, conditioning and blow-dry.

Uhuh… do you leave the conditioner in your hair while you wash your face and body?

I used to but these days, no… because I have the hair oil afterwards, I don’t really bother like that with the conditioner.

I used to even wash my face first, then do the shampoo, but a Tik Tok Dermatologist said don’t do that… so I stopped…

What do you do then!?

I shampoo and condition my hair first, then I go through the usual face, body washes…

Okay…

Ideally, I should probably get a pumice stone or something like that to exfoliate the bottoms of the feet — that’s what sister-in-law says — but I haven’t done that…

Uhuh…

I’ve found that just using cheap ass regular bar soap — it’s enough of a surfactant that I just use it as my daily bottoms of the feet wash?! Then the scrub on exfoliating days…

Oh… interesting…

Yeah. Like literally ANY bar soap that is on sale, you don’t even need to spend more than $2 a bar on it. And using it for the bottoms of the feet in the shower. Every day. Almost every day.

You don’t do that every day?

Well… if I’m too tired I skip that part…

(Chuckles)…

See?! So then I can’t literally have an everything shower!

I only focus on a few things… there’s like one “main event” of the shower that day…

(Smiles) — we’re gonna focus on a different “main event” —

LOLOLOLOLOL………… YOU’RE SO CHEEKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you… this whole topic about showers…………….

I know………………………….. xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxx