Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Are you looking for houses yet?

I’m watching a YouTube astrologer…

Ooh… what are they saying?

Love looks good for Virgoes in May 2025… (Giggles)…

(Raising eyebrows… excited!!!)

Oh, but he said, “There is a minor obstacle… like maybe some distance…?”

Sigh…

Mmm… I made myself an iced cawfeee…

Iced coffee?

Yes but you have to say it like a New Yorker — iced cawwwfeeee…

LOL…

Alrighty, my love… I have my browser open… which houses did you want me to look at?

The gated communities…

You feel safer buying a house in a gated community…

YES — They’re not allowed to follow us — there’ll be guards — NO PAPPARAZZIS ALLOWED.

Okay…

Hmmm…

Mmm?

It’s hard to decide based on a website photo…

Do you wanna go look together for a date?

Yes… I’d much rather look at them in person…

Okay but is there some general “vibe” that you like?

Sigh… Let’s see…

Nothing that starts with the number 4…

Oh yea — Chinese superstitions?

Uhuh — we ain’t buying a house that starts with 4!!!

Or ends with 4?

Hmmm… preferably not…

Okay… (taking notes)…

If it ends with the number 8? That’s not bad?!

Number 8… we’re deciding our new home based on house numbers?

DARLING…

Okay, okay, okay…

Is this what your parents do too?!

It comes into consideration, yes…

You have to think about how that house number sounds in MANDARIN…

… … … But I DON’T SPEAK MANDARIN!!!

(LOL) — find a friend to translate!

Awww…. sheesh!!!!!! (Shy giggles)…

One of these homes looks really familiar to me… and I’m not sure if I’m drawn to it because I’ve been in there before or if I’m just aesthetically drawn to it…

Which house? When were you there before?!

You know, a lot of people from my high school have these homes in these gated communities… I went there all the time…

Oh…

OMG — I think that house is my high school friend’s next door neighbour — that’s why it looks so familiar…

Eheheheh… is that a good thing?!

Hmmm… I dunno… I’m gonna keep looking…

Hmm… I guess I don’t mind…

Hmmmm?

Sigh… there’s a jacuzzi…

Isn’t that a good thing?

Darling — THEY’RE A PAIN THE ASS.

I really can’t be bothered maintaining stuff like that!

Oh…? But do you have to maintain it?! Someone else can be hired to maintain it!

Ughhhhh….

Okay, nevermind, keep looking…

I mean I guess it’s nice that there’s also guest parking…

We’re not going to have any guests.

We’re gonna have my parents, and my brother and sister-in-law and my friends!!!

Oh. Okay…

Guest carpark is good then. Keep them all on our own property.

Yeah…?

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I’m not sure about the Feng Shui of this floor plan…

Why?

The Master Bedroom is not in the Relationship corner.

Oh?

I would prefer if the Master Bedroom is in the Relationship corner of the house — then we can build on our romantic energies in the Master Bedroom…

Oh… I see… where is the Master Bedroom in this house?

This is the easiest map to use…

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Mmmm? What do I do with this?

Basically if the Master Bedroom, from the entrance, is in the Far-Right corner, then it is in the LOVE corner…

Do you really believe…?

Well… even if I don’t believe it, I am aware of it, so if we move into a house where the Master Bedroom is not in that corner I’m always going to think, “Sigh, but the Master Bedroom isn’t even in the Relationship corner” and every time we have a spat or some hiccup in the relationship I’m going to blame, “Our Master Bedroom isn’t even in the Relationship corner!!!”

(LOLOLOLOL)… okay, okay, okay!!!!!!

It’s hard to find homes in Australia designed with this in mind…

Maybe I should buy a piece of land and we build instead?

I don’t know… we could just try a place… for a few years? Move if it’s not suitable?

Uhuh…

What if the Master Bedroom was in the Fame and Reputation area?

NO FUCKING WAY.

Why not?!!?!

THAT’S JUST INVITING PAPPARAZZI INTO OUR LIVES.

Oh… (chuckles)…

This house that I’m looking at… the Master Bedroom seems to be in the “Knowledge & Self-Cultivation, wisdom and study” corner…

Is that so bad?

It’s okay… we really need to inspect in person to decide…

Okay…

We’re not having a Master Bedroom in the “Children Creativity” corner —

LOL — you’re afraid the energies are too fertile?!!??!!

(Giggles!!!)

OH WAIT —

wHAT?!

I think I looked at the blueprint wrong… I think the Master Bedroom IS in the Relationship Corner?!?!?!!?

WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!?!?!

Maybe… this one…

(Smirk)…

Is the house number okay?

I guess?!?!?! I haven’t analysed it too much at this stage…

That Bedroom 2 needs to be your Music Room.

Why?

It’s your Money Corner.

Oh… (Chuckles)…

Put some outdoor instruments on that balcony…

Like what?

I don’t know… what kind of instruments can be kept outdoors?!

(Giggles)…

Okay, put a WIND CHIME on that balcony. And some tables and chairs so you can sit on that balcony and contemplate life and write music…

(Chuckles!!!)

We gotta keep that money corner happy!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH… ^0^

Anyway, I DON’T KNOW if that’s what I WANT — I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN IT IN PERSON…

That’s okay my love… this is… enough for me to start with… ^__^ ❤

Sigh… what are you planning?

Nothing… (smirk)…

Your reported net worth isn’t even as much as this house…

Isn’t it?!?!?!!

No?!?!?! I don’t think so?!?!?!!? I’m sure I saw a YouTube video somewhere explaining you weren’t worth as much as this house?!?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… ^0^ and the YouTube videos are all 100% accurate!!!

Oh geez…