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Blind Date

Babe.. 

Ya?

R u awake?

Ya…

Did u kno, one of the Taiwanese friends tried to set me up on a blind date?

When?! 🤨

Ugh… I’m gonna say 2010? Somewhere around there?

Why? How? What? Who?

Sigh… I didn’t end up going!

She gave up on me after that attempt!

What happened?

I was hanging out with her and one of her friends. A nice lady. Vietnamese. And that lady was like, “Nicole ur so lovely! Ur so nice! Why r u still single?!”

And I can’t even remember what I said but I tried to brush it off…

Then the Vietnamese Lady turned to Taiwanese friend and was like, “don’t u think she would be so good for Rupert?” And suddenly Taiwanese friend got excited too, “Ooh! Yes!!!”

And the two of them started scheming together and messaging Rupert

His name is not actually Rupert is it?

No. I definitely changed the name for the blog.

Was he Vietnamese?

Possibly? For the sake of the fictional narrative, yes.

Okay……..

Anyway I was going along with it not thinking much. They sent Rupert my photo. He was suddenly interested.

They showed me Rupert’s photo.

I was… starting to cringe…

Awwwwww… I dunno if I need to hear anymore😅

Rupert is NOT bad looking!

Oh geez…

But I felt a cringing feeling inside…

Taiwanese friend got really excited, “do u think he’s cute?! He thinks you’re cute!!!”

And I can’t remember what I said…

I didn’t know how to handle it at the time…

They kept building this up giddily amongst themselves until they GAVE RUPERT MY NUMBER and he directly messaged me first…

Oh fuck…

Well, THEN I freaked out.

Then I said to Taiwanese friend, “I’m sorry I can’t go thru with this. I don’t know why, but I’m just not feeling it.”

Then she got so mad… 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

Lol… 🤣🤣🤣 I’M SO GLAD!!!

She was like, “WHY didn’t u say anything EARLIER?!”

“WHY didn’t u just go meet him and THEN reject him?!”

“Do u know how EMBARRASSING this is for ME because you essentially didn’t GIVE FACE to VIETNAMESE LADY?!?!”

“U didn’t just reject RUPERT, u rejected VIETNAMESE LADY TOO!!! UR SO RUDE!!!!! HOW CAN U BE SO RUDE?!?!?!?!?!” 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOLOLOLOL… I’M SO HAPPY U WERE RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya…

So she gave up trying to set me up with anyone after that…

She said she learned her lesson and she always tells other Taiwanese friends “DON’T FUCKING BOTHER TRYING TO SET THIS ONE UP WITH ANYONE!!! SHE’S JUST GONNA FUCKING EMBARRASS YOU!!!!!!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lollllllllll…

I’m sooooo happy!!! 🥰🥰🥰

I LOVE THIS STORY!!!!!!!! 😘😘😘😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Mmmm… 😏💕