Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Ughhhhhh…

What’s wrong?

I have a self-destructive addiction to chilli 🌶….

👀 That’s why u love food from my culture…

It IS… yes… but… I get heart burn from time to time… 😣

Awww… u have it tonight? Was it the Nasi Lemak?! Malaysian food for lunch?!?

No, I don’t think so… I added a lot of chilli to my dinner…

Oh…

I’m chewing on an antacid right now… otherwise I can’t sleep! 😣

Heheheh…

Do u get heartburn?

Yes…

How often?

Mmmm… I haven’t noticed how often… but I have experienced it before… maybe at least once this year?

Do u keep antacids around?

My staff do…

Oh…

Do u?!?!

Yeah, there’s like a bulk pack from Costco…

Oh, I see… 👀

Lol… 😅

Ur shy about this topic?

A little bit… it’s a little embarrassing…

Don’t be embarrassed!

Why not?! Are u gonna get an antacid sponsorship?!?! Be featured in an ad campaign for antacids?!?!?!?

Lol… do u want me to?!

I don’t think ur STAFF will want u to?! It’s not a very sexy image?!??!?!!

But ur so sexy to me right now talking about this, I thought it was a sexy image!!! 👀💕

Lol……. Ur being silly 🤪 😜 😘💕

Heehee… 🥰💕

R u feeling better after taking antacid?

Yeah… slightly…

That’s good!

Mmmm…

What r u thinking? 👀

What if when we live together and I have all my evening “things” — like I need to brush my teeth, my hair, moisturise in a certain order. I turn on the YouTube cat purring by the fireplace. And then, by the time I settle into bed, then, I realise, “oh no, I have heartburn” — and then I need to get out of bed… I gotta go to the kitchen, find my antacids… all these things as part of a nightly routine?!?!?!

… ?! What’s the problem?!?!

R u OKAY with that?!??! R u OKAY with living with ME like THIS?!??!?!

🤣😅🤣😅🤣 why wouldn’t I be?!

I don’t know?!?!?! It’s just… this is it?!?! This is me, not trying to impress anybody, this is me, just existing by the evening, winding down, in my normal routines…

😍 I love it…

REALLY?!?!?!?!

YES!!!!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Sigh… okay then….

U kno I have my routines too…

Like what?

Like I actually need to take out my contact lenses too… stuff like that…

Uhuh…? So?

So… sometimes I fart in bed too…

HAHAHAHAHHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m being serious!

Sometimes my stomach growls… while I’m just sitting in bed scrolling…

Why is it growling? Why don’t u go eat?!?!?!

Ummm… I forgot I’m allowed to bulk now… it’s just a habit. A night time routine...

Geez…

Uhuh… 👀

What else?!?!?

Well… sometimes I don’t realise that my toenails are getting long, until I’m in bed, and then, suddenly, I’m realising, “I think I should cut them!” And then I can’t fall asleep until I’ve cut them!

Sigh… okay… 😒

Is that okay? Is that totally unsexy? 👀

Well… it’s relatable enough…? 😅

Sometimes I start tapping a tune…

Oh no… that’s gonna get annoying…

Oops!!!!!! 😅😅😅

U can’t start tapping a tune while I’m trying to fall asleep!!!!!!! The whole reason I’ve turned on the YouTube cat purring by the fireplace is cos I need the SOUND VIBRATIONS to help me FALL ASLEEP!

😳 oh… hmmm…

What should I do then?!??!!

U just need to join the cat in the purring. I’m sure u can make those sounds…

Lolololol… 🤣 u think I know how to purr like a cat?!

Have u ever tried?! 👀

No…

Lol… 🤭💕… (giggles)…

Can’t I just hug u and kiss u and make love to u to help u fall asleep?!

Sigh… yes… u can do that…

Oooh yeahhhhh… 🥰💕

As long as u don’t start SLAPPING MY ASS with the tune u’ve got in ur head!!!

Lolololol 🤣

I’m not gonna do that!!!!!!!!

It’s not funny if u do!!! 👀

Omg u remember…

YES.