Babe…?
Mmmm?
Is there anything else… that… I might need to know about?
LOL… like what?
I dunno… stuff from… ages ago?
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH… ^0^
WHY are you LAUGHING?!?!?!?!?
*sigh* — if there was — why would I write about it on the blog?!?!?!?!?!!?
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!
What?! LOL…
WHAT ELSE DO I NOT KNOW??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!
Omgggggg I can’t take this conversation seriously right now!!!!!!!!
WHY?!?!?!?!?!!?
Because!!! Some things are NOT for the PUBLIC BLOG!!!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?! WHAT ELSE DO I NOT KNOW?!?!?!?!!?!?!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ^0^
WHY IS IT EVEN FUNNY?!?!?! SHOULDN’T YOU FEEL REALLY BAD OR SHY OR WHATEVER?!?! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?!?!!?!?
Because it’s SOMETHING but it’s also NOTHING — it’s NOT nearly as BAD as what you’re THINKING — but it’s also NOT for the PUBLIC BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Staring… slow-blinking)… W… T… F…
HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YOU’RE STILL LAUGHING?!?!?!?!!?
It’s really, really harmless… I promise…
If it’s so harmless, why can’t you write about it on your FICTIONAL blog?!
Because…
It’s my freedom to decide that I don’t want to write about it on my blog…
WHY!?!?!?!?!
I’ll tell you IN PERSON!!!
Urgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t get to know until… later… way later…
WHY?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?! — WHO DOES THIS INVOLVE?!?!?!?!! (SIDE-EYES!!!)
(Chuckles)……………….
Omggggg it’s literally nothing…………………
CLEARLY — IT’S NOT NOTHING — OTHERWISE YOU WOULD’VE WRITTEN ABOUT IT, NO HESITATION!!!
*SIGH* — can we please change topics?!?!?!!?!
MY MIND IS GOING INSANE RIGHT NOW. I NEED TO KNOW.
Nope. You don’t get to read about it on here. Nobody reading this gets to read about it.
WHY NOT?!!?!?!?
Nope. Drawing the line. Right here.
I… I don’t think I can come see you until I know…
Well… I don’t think that I can ever tell you until you SEE ME — IN PERSON.
WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!
Omgggggg…
WHO does it INVOLVE?!?!?!
I would never ever ever everrrrrr………….
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
It’s disrespectful.
What?!
It’s disrespectful to write about it on the public blog. Even if I fictionalised some details. It’s disrespectful. I don’t want to do it.
DISRESPECTFUL?!?!!?!!? — WHAT?!?!?!!?
Like I said — it’s totally harmless.
How do you know it won’t hurt me to know?!
Okay?!!? Maybe I don’t?!?! Maybe that’s why WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT IN PERSON. But I can also assure you — IT’S NOT AS BAD AS WHATEVER YOU’RE IMAGINING.
You… don’t know… what I’m imagining…
Whatever it is, it isn’t your WORST CASE scenario.
You… don’t know.. my… WORST CASE scenario…
Okay then?! What is your worst case scenario!?!?!?!?
Omggggg…
What?!
I DON’T WANT TO TELL THAT TO THE PUBLIC BLOG EITHER!!!
LOL…………………… see?!?!?!!?
We don’t need to share EVERYTHING………………..
I need some clues…
Nope.
Why not?!!?!!?!?!?!?
Nope!!!
I’m gonna go ask a PSYCHIC.
Hmm…
Are you okay with that?!
I’m not sure… if they’re gonna be accurate…
Doesn’t matter! I’m going to go ask anyway!!!
Sigh — please don’t…
Well?!!?! What else do I get to know?!?!?!
I honestly can’t think of any way to talk about it. All I can say is that — from my perspective — I believe it is harmless.
You believe it is harmless and yet you don’t want to write about it on your blog.
Correct.
WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
Sigh… we have to leave it at that, my love…
Remember how you don’t even want to talk to me much about your parents?!?!?!
We’ll leave it… for later on… when you’re ready to talk to me about YOUR PARENTS — then I will tell you EVERYTHING about the early 2000’s — how about that?
You promise…?
YES. Of course!!!
Mmmm…
Remember my favourite Backstreet Boys song?
“As long as you love me” — ?
Uhuh…
Hmmm… (pouty but accepting…)
Virgo Sun Pisces Moon 