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Wrinkles

Wrinkles

What do you call those wrinkles that are like, smile lines but when it’s resting bitch face you end up looking sad?

Ummm… I have no idea…

LOL… me neither!

Why are you thinking about them?

Because… I am trying to reverse them right now…

How?

You know those eye gel things? People put them under their eyes?

Uhuh…

I use them on the smile lines…

Oh… I see…

Sometimes I use them under my eyes too. I bought like a mega pack. I keep it in the fridge, then when I use them it’s nice and cold…

I see…

This how I am staving off injectables.

GOOD!

I don’t know how much longer I can prolong the injectables though… sooner or later…

I’m not paying for your injectables.

WHAT?!?!?!?!

Nope. No liposuction. No injectables.

WHY NOT?!?!!?!?!?!?

I want my wife au naturale

Sigh…

Nothing is 100% natural, you know? Even these eye gel things.

I know — but it’s less invasive than injectables.

Sigh…

I love you just the way you are!!! (Big hugs and squeeze!!! Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss)!!! ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤

Even when I have wrinkles?

Even when you have wrinkles… I LOVE YOUR WRINKLES!

I… don’t think that’s a compliment…

(Giggles)…!!!