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Lent

Lent

Have u been doing Lent?!

No… (chuckles)…

Oh? I thought you were Christian…

Umm… I forgot… (shy)…

So this is all just a coincidence?

What is?!

You gave up alcohol… you’re not seeing me… none of that was for Lent?!

Oh wow — I totally didn’t make that connection — LOL…

I think you unintentionally practiced Lent…

HAHAHAHAHAHA…

How do you know about Lent?!

I went to a Christian high school…

Oh… I see…

Ugh — I just cringe at all those memories… (shudders)…!!!

Do you have some kind of religious trauma from your high school or something??!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH…………. not “trauma” — just… bleh!

Bleh?!

Teenage… angst…

Sounds like trauma…

NO — it’s really not as bad as other people who’ve ACTUALLY been through religious trauma.

Oh, I see…

I don’t want to diminish their trauma by making it seem as if I went through any kind of trauma — I didn’t. It’s not like that. It’s really not that bad for me.

Uhuh…

I was just really bored sitting through mandatory chapel services…

Uhuh…

I would play Clueless in my mind…

Clueless?

Yes — I would replay the opening scene, actually every line of the movie, I don’t know how but I memorised it — back then — and I was just sitting in chapel replaying Clueless, the movie in my mind as Chapel was happening.

Alicia Silverstone Clueless?!

Yes — it was like one of my favourite movies!

I can even describe it to you now. Opening scene. That song, “We’re the kids in America — woah-oh! — We’re the kids in Americaaaa…”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA… ^0^

And then she drives to Dione’s house — and picks her up and they go to school…

LOL…

If we watch it together I’ll just start reciting lines from the movie. Like — I KNOW THAT MOVIE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Okay this conversation went from Lent to Alicia Silverstone…

(Chuckles)…

Anyway, the movie is a modern adaptation of EMMA.

Uhuh…

And I hate to admit it but Gwyneth Paltrow’s Emma was the BEST Emma.

(LOL)…

I think I wrote about it before…

Maybe it was a draft…

Emma, Sense and Sensibility…

Pride and Prejudice?

I didn’t like Pride and Prejudice as much…

Why not?!

I don’t know… it just wasn’t my vibe?!

But Emma, Sense and Sensibility…

Yes…

Anything else?

Well — I didn’t actually like Jane Eyre, but I did like Wurthering Heights, but now they’re making another movie with Wurthering Heights and I just don’t know how I feel about that — the book is in MY MIND — I don’t know if I want to re-write what’s been in my mind with a movie, do you know what I mean?!?!?!?!

Oh…

It already happened with Harry Potter!

I have a whole OTHER version of HARRY POTTER memories — IN MY MIND —

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL…

I’m serious!!! My imagination’s Harry Potter is VERY DIFFERENT from the MOVIES.

Uhuh…

So I really don’t know if I want to see Wurthering Heights…

It’ll never top the book…

Well…

I don’t know…

What did you like about the book?

I was just a teenage girl when I read it!

I don’t know why I liked it?!?!?! Just a bit of romance and drama?!?!?!

LOL…

Mmmm…

That’s cute…

Is it?!?!?!

Yeah… lol…

You’re cute…

(Giggles)…!!! ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤