Babe, do u think I would look cute with green hair?
😍 I think u will look cute with any colored hair…
🤭💕 What if I got a green wig?
For… our bedroom?! 👀
Lol… no! Just for random… content? Maybe? If I’m bored? Green haired Nicky? 💚
😍 Already obsessed…
Hahahahaha…
I don’t understand what they’re building up in this show. Does the green haired girl fall in love with the purple haired Eunuch?!?!?!
😅😅😅 I’m gonna google it first to see…
Omg don’t spoil it for me!!!
Lolllll…
I think they’re very flirty… I wonder if ur cast as the Eunuch, who will play the girl…
Who would u prefer?
I have no idea… I am not a casting director…
Maybe it should be an actress that is not well known and it’s her big break, the movie that makes her famous?
U think so?
Sure! Why not? Give someone new a chance…
Lol… 😅
What if they do fall in love and I have to kiss her in the movie?
Sigh. As long as there is an intimacy coordinator I’m okay with it…
Ahh. I see…
I mean… I don’t love the idea…
Heheheh…
Why r u giggling…
Because ur getting jealous and this situation doesn’t even exist 🤣
Sigh… okay I’m gonna google it…
Hmmm…
U found it already?
Yes….
Should I still play him?
Well it’s just acting, right?
(Nodding) Yes. Only acting.
Sigh… I wonder how actors juggle the psychology of these kinds of intimate scenes and narratives…
It’s work. It’s not romantic at all! 😅
Hmmmmm…
But there’s been cases of actors having affairs and falling in love cos they spend so much time together on set…
I won’t be like that my love. All my free time on set will be keeping in touch with you.
I don’t know how I’ll handle it exactly but I’ll probably just try to rinse my mouth out with mouthwash five times after a kissing scene.
And use a lip exfoliant.
Lip exfoliant?
Yes. Please. Scrub OFF the cells on your lips that touched that other person!
Ahh. I see. Yes. I’ll exfoliate every day we have a kissing scene…
It might be too harsh to exfoliate every day. Just make sure ur exfoliated before you kiss ME…
Ahh. Okay. And the mouth wash?
Maybe twice is enough. 5 times is a little excessive.
Lol okay… 😅
And exfoliate ur BODY too if u had to hug her and do intimacy scenes!
(Nodding) Yes dear… I promise… ♥️
And then u need to sage your trailer or wherever you’re staying at. If u don’t have sage then use a crystal wand.
LOLOLOLOLOL…
Okay maybe not sage. Maybe Palo Santo…
What?!?!!?
Omg there’s a whole other issue about sage… maybe we’ll get into it in another post.
It’s just a figure of speech now to say “sage” but really I don’t want u to use sage at all.
Palo Santo is preferred.
Lol… okay?
It would be great if I could video call with the girl…
Oh?
Yes I want to see her face and say hi and u will introduce me as ur wife.
Okay.
Okay.
Is that all?
I don’t know… there might be more that I’ll think of in real life if this really happens…
Okies 🥰
Ur not allowed to enjoy the kiss.
I WON’T!!! OMG IT IS WORK.
🫠 okay… I believe u…
But I still feel sad…
U feel sad?!?!
Sigh. ALLEGEDLY. Ariana Grande even met Ethan Slater’s ex-wife?! ALLEGEDLY.
I just feel my heart aching for that wife. That’s just so cruel of them to do that to her. I can’t take it when I keep thinking about this.
Hmmm… we don’t know any of these people personally…
True… but…
It feels like such a betrayal…
Theoretically it is a betrayal, I’ll agree.
IF U DID THAT TO ME IT IS A BETRAYAL.
Yes… (nodding, accepting)…
Sigh…
So hard to be in a relationship and fear being cheated on…
So stop thinking about!!! None of this is even happening!!!
Hmmm…
I don’t know Ethan. I don’t know Ariana. I don’t know any of them. I just know if I’m cast as a male lead and I have to kiss someone else on screen, to me, that’s work.
And I agree with the requirement of an intimacy coordinator. That’s more comfortable for me.
I’m not feeling aroused by kissing a coworker! I only want to kiss you for my personal pleasures!
Sigh… okay…
Okay?
I’m gonna need daily reassurances when that contract really happens…
Okies 🥰🥰🥰
Minimal — once a day — if u wanna go overboard, it’ll never be too much.
What do u mean, like texting u hourly that I love u and ur on my mind no matter how many kissing scenes I’ve had to do that day?
IT’LL NEVER BE TOO MUCH.
Okay! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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