Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

What did you watch this morning?

I watched… Ben Stiller’s chicken shop date with Amelia Dimoldenberg… TMZ Podcast talking about Coachella drama?!?! And… a little bit of news but it wasn’t that interesting…

Ben Stiller? Coachella drama?

LOL yeah — where do I start?!

Ben Stiller?

Hahahaha — he was funny… he was like, “I’m married” — LOL

And in the end Amelia friend zoned him…

You thought that was funny…

Well — Ryan Reynolds is married as well and they made it like, it’s not a big deal, kinda flirty because Blake was a fan of Amelia.

But this one, Ben Stiller is like, “I’m married” — like I dunno, just the way he said it was funny!

I think Ed Sheeran, also married, did a chicken shop date too, and it was just funny. It was funny awkward. Awkward funny? People KNOW they’re married. They KNOW this is a comedy skit!

LOL… okay…

At first I wasn’t sure how it was gonna go. Because I thought, “Ohh… older man… date with Amelia…?” I thought it could potentially have been really cringe… but it turned out funny. Maybe a little bit too many interview questions — less funny jokey date — it’s like, we KNOW you’re married, but can you at least show us and pretend what you’re like on a date?! Even if you’re like “This is what I would have asked my wife on a date” — something else like that?!

Oh… you’re giving Ben Stiller notes about his chicken shop date…

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAH… I don’t mean to?!?!?!! I’m just… I dunno! Okay next topic.

No!!! Keep going!!! (LOL) SAY WHAT YOU WERE GONNA SAY!!!

I can’t remember now.

I’m shy.

You CAN remember — just finish the whole review!!!

No!!!

I LOVE BEN STILLER! I’M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE!!!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOL) — You LOVE Ben Stiller?!?!?!?!

His style of humour, yes.

He’s funny.

Uhuh… (raising one eyebrow)…

Zoolander is probably my favourite Ben Stiller movie.

Zoolander…

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) — “IS THIS A CENTER FOR ANTS?!?!?!?!!” — (CACKLING!!!) ^0^

What the fuck?!?!! IT’S BEEN DECADES. YOU’RE STILL LAUGHING AT THAT JOKE?!?!?!?!!?

(Still cackling at the center for ants!!!) ^0^ (Nodding and laughing out loud!!!)

WHY is it so funny!?!?!?!?!

I don’t know!!!!! I don’t know how to analyse it!!! IT’S JUST HILARIOUS!!!!!! ^0^

But that particular scene — is like, SO FUNNY to you?!?!!

(Nodding and still laughing!!!) — I’m literally wiping away tears now remembering…

Whyyyyyyyyy!??!?!

I DON’T KNOW!!!! I CAN’T EXPLAIN IT!!! IT JUST MAKES ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!! ^0^

Omg. Okay. Can we move on to the Coachella drama?! I’m sick of talking about Ben Stiller now if you’re just gonna keep quoting Zoolander and laugh-crying at those jokes…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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(Sigh)… okay breathing normally again… Coachella drama…?!

Yes, I’d love to hear about Coachella drama…

Well it’s only according to the TMZ Podcast, I haven’t come across this through anything else…

Uhuh…

They said it’s getting a lot of complaints, it’s really badly organised this year?!

In what way?

The people were like in their cars for 12 hours just waiting to get in?!?!?!

Oh?!?!

Yeah — doesn’t sound fun. Who knows… why? What? How?! Huh?!?!?!

Isn’t their car gonna run out of petrol if it’s waiting for 12 hours just to get in?!?!!

Yeah?!?!? I don’t know?!?!? I don’t know if it’s just a few content creators making a big fuss or if this is a legitimate report that TMZ found?! I don’t know these details! Something about the security checks?! It’s taking a LONG TIME this year?!

Hmm… security checks causing delays…?

I don’t know, babe…

I mean — on the one hand, of course you want security to be thorough — on the other hand — DO THEY NOT HAVE ENOUGH SECURITY STAFF?!?!? Why is it taking so long?!?!?!

Hmmm…. (thinking)…

I can understand security is important. And it’s definitely important to be thorough. I would feel better that security are thorough, rather than have Tik Toks where creators are like, “LOL! I just SNEAKED THIS INTO COACHELLA!!!!” — That would be fucking INSANE. I would be HELLA WORRIED.

Uhuh… (shudders)….

It’s worse, right?!?!

I hate thinking about these things. Now I would like to go back to talking about Ben Stiller and Zoolander. Let’s NOT talk about Coachella?!

Omg I thought you would like it, it’s like industry news…

I thought you were going to talk about someone performing there! Not just go into like, security issues — I don’t wanna think about that right now.

Okay…

Ummm…

I don’t have anything to say about the performers, I haven’t scrolled enough to see what’s happening at Coachella.

Uhuh…

You know, I’ve never been to a music festival?

You just talked about the yoga festival last night?!

Yeah but that’s YOGA — that’s not a “real” music festival like the mainstream ones people go to… I’ve never been to Coachella or the Aussie equivalents.

Oh… okay…

How was the yoga? (Other than that…)

I can talk about other yoga festivals where there was music — in Australia — I don’t have to bring up Mexico all the time.

Oh?

Yeah — the Australian one was good…

Oh?

It was in New South Wales… in one of the mountains that I now can’t remember…

Okay…?

I think I took a plane, then a bus… and somehow go onto that mountain…? I can’t remember now…

(Chuckles)…

I remember we drove past a really big field of Sunflowers… 🌻

Oh?

It was gorgeous! I’d never seen like, a big field of sunflowers in the “wild” like that — okay it wasn’t wild, it was probably someone’s private farm, but still…

Hmm… do you like sunflowers?

From far away, yes. I wouldn’t want to plant one or have to take care of one…

Oh. (Deletes the note he was about to type to himself)…

I don’t need Sunflowers. They’re okay. It doesn’t mean that much. But it was nice to do a drive-by of a Sunflower farm.

Oh. Okay. In NSW?

Yea?! It was definitely in New South Wales…

What else about the festival?

It wasn’t a festival? More like a retreat?! More like a yoga retreat with a lot of music.

Right…

It’s just not gonna be the same as what people envision about like Coachella and other music festivals like that. I’ve never had THAT kind of experience.

Okay… I can accept that… but what’s the YOGA festival or retreat like?!?! I’M VERY CURIOUS. Since I’ve never been or experienced THAT…

Hmmmm…

I don’t know… how to explain this…!!!!!!!

>.< !!!!

Did something happen?!? Like in Mexico?!?!

NO. NOT AT ALL.

The Australian yoga festivals were 100% — Australian workplace health and safety standards and best practices!!! — (Shy…. heheheh…)

(Nodding) — I wouldn’t have expected it not to…

Yeah. So it was like totally — normal!??!!?!

What’s normal?!

I don’t know how else to explain this?!? Just a bunch of AUSSIES in a mountain area — with some accommodation — and yoga — and music — and some workshops?!?!?!!

(Chuckles)… how was the music?

Ahhhh…. I’m trying to remember…………..

It wasn’t memorable?!?!

It was…?!?!?!!

I can’t… I don’t remember it being a big, “Ooohh” thing… it was pleasant?

Pleasant music. For yoga.

Yeah?!?!?!

Chill LoFi?

LOL no… they didn’t have equipment for LoFi!

Oh?!?! What equipment did they have?!?!

I can’t remember!!! Like guitars and drums… keyboards…?!?!

Oh… Isn’t that… equipment for LoFi?! (Chuckles)

IS IT?!?!?!?!

(Nodding, smiling)…

Maybe it was LoFi but I didn’t know it was LoFi at the time.

Ahh. (Smiles)…

Okay then. It was LoFi! LoFi yoga music.

(Big smiles)…

Is that enough?! Can I end this post now?!?!!?

You can do whatever you like…

OH!!! I BOUGHT A BOOK. I SUDDENLY REMEMBER NOW.

A book?

Yes — but I can’t find it — it’s somewhere in my house — I am sure I didn’t donate it but now I don’t know where it is amongst the clutter.

There was like a book stall, with yoga books.

And I bought a book about “couples yoga” —

Ahhhahahahaha… yes you’ve written about this before…

(Smirk) — I’m looking forward to it — you better find that book soon and bring it over!!!

(Giggles) — It’s not like a Kama Sutra!!! — it’s just YOGA — for couples to do together…

(Smiles) — I know! ^__^ ❤

LOL…

Okay… Love you…

I love you TOO!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxxx