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Proposals

You’re not the first male human who proposed to me…

Lol… male human?

Well I haven’t been proposed to by females?!

Lollllll… WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS CONVERSATION?!??!

Sigh…

Hmmm…

There was another boy… my first proposal… technically… I think it was a joke?!

Who “joked” a proposal to you…? 👀

Someone that… your older brother would know…

WHAT.

Lollll…… I don’t think it’s a secret?!?!? It was a JOKE. It was like, in the dining hall. PLENTY OF WITNESSES.

WHAT?!?!?!?!? WHO!??!?!! DO I KNOW THIS PERSON?!?!?!

Ummm… we have never all hung out together at the same time but I think it’s possible u may have separately hung out with this person via older brother at some point in time…

I don’t “hang out” with anyone, not even older brother.

HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA…

I’m serious! 👀

I can’t remember what we were saying. We were just in the dining hall, then he was just like, “WILL U… MARRY ME?”

WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Okay. I remember now.

I said I liked 2Pac.

And he also liked 2Pac.

WHAT?!?!?!?!? YOU LIKE 2PAC?!!?!

Ummm… so many revelations for you tonight…

YES!!!! ALL OF THIS IS SURPRISING!!!

Ummm…

How old were u?

17?!?!?!

And that person?!??!

17 or 18, I don’t know.

He proposed to you because you said you liked 2Pac?

Yes?!?! See it was just a JOKE.

Oh, I like 2Pac. Omg me too! Oh — Will u MARRY me?!?!?!

(Shaking his head!!!!!)

OF COURSE HE WANTED TO MARRY YOU!!!!!!

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS IS, BUT OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!

Sigh….

Well I didn’t take it seriously?

Uhuh…

Who else?

Sigh…

Just a random old Aussie guy when I was working in retail.

He was like “do u need citizenship? I can marry u!!!!” 🤢🤮

Lollllll… okay… that one I am not surprised but also not upset about.

Sigh… this all happened before your proposal…

It did?

Yes. And u never asked me, “Have u been proposed to before?” And I never got to tell u these 2 stories!

Sigh…

Why sigh?

I’m very annoyed at my younger self…

Right…

Well… we’re both learning together now…

Uhuh…

So… I guess u were technically my 3rd proposal…

The 3rd…

Uhuh…

Do u wanna give it another go?

THIS IS MY “ANOTHER GO” — I HAVEN’T GIVEN UP SINCE THE FIRST ATTEMPT!!!

Lol… okay… 🤭💕💕💕💕💕