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Kundalini Instruments

Kundalini Instruments

My Love… do you want me to buy you Kundalini instruments?

Ummm… they’re actually not “Kundalini” instruments — I mean, they are but — they’re also traditional Indian instruments…

Uhuh… do you want me to buy them for you?

You mean like Tablas? And Harmonium?

Yes.

Have we had this conversation before or was it a draft?!

Maybe a draft… let’s have it again even if we have!

Hmmm… okay…

I do really like Tablas…

If you learn to play the Tablas, I’m gonna be impressed — not gonna lie — I will fold. Extremely quickly.

OooOoOOohhh!!! (Writing notes… “TABLAS” — MUST. LEARN. TO PLAY!!!)

OMG — they’re apparently one of the HARDEST DRUMS TO LEARN?!?!?!

My darling — you’re a singer, not a drummer!

They’re the hardest drums to learn?!?!

Someone once said that?! In my memories?!?!?!

(Raising eyebrows) — CHALLENGE. ACCEPTED. (BIG SMILES).

LOL… maybe I opened up a whole other can of worms here…

Noooooo!!! You have opened me up to a whole new world of music when I was really really starting to feel BORED!!!

Oh dear… and then what? One day you’ll be bored of Tablas as well? And then?!?!?!

No… my love… I don’t think so…

Are you sure?! How can you know?!

I just feel this instinctively. I’m NOT gonna be bored.

I don’t even have that much time! I will try to learn Tablas — but if it’s the HARDEST drums to learn?! It’s gonna take me YEARS!

Hmm… yeah…

They say it takes years to master it…

Literally just googled and someone said “1 to 5 years” —

And with my busy schedule, you might as well double or triple it!!! Plus — yea — you’re right. I have very little experience in drumming. I’m gonna just pick it up as a new hobby! (Giddy giggles!!!)

Sigh…

You do know how to play drums though…

Not like — to a Travis Barker kinda level?!?!?!

Right…

I’ve never spent that much time with drums. It hasn’t been a big thing. I mean — okay, I know it, generally — basic drums. I can do BASIC. The MOST BASIC.

Yeah… so… at least you’ll have that if you start to try learning Tablas…

Oh?! You think it will help?!

Any kind of percussion experience would help??!?!! You need to know how to KEEP A BEAT?!?!?!

Uhuh… (smiling)… I can… practice…

I’m not sure if it’s your talent, my love?!?! I think your talent is singing, not drumming?

(Hysterical giggles) — IF YOU GET TO HAVE A CAREER CHANGE AND STUDY CYBER SECURITY, THEN I GET TO LEARN TABLAS DRUMMING AS A NEW HOBBY!!!

Okay, okay, yes… you can have it as a new thing… This is your millennial mid-life crisis thing?!?!?!

mAYBE??!!?! HEEHEHEHEHEEHEEE!!! ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤

LoL…

So silly… 😛

Those drums are not cheap…

That’s the easy part.

Yes, it is…

Where do you wanna keep them?

In the big house? Do we still have a big house?

LOL… yes… we still have a big house… (Giggles)…

Okay then… play them in your music studio at the big house?

Okies! ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤

Do you also want a Harmonium?

Mmm… I’m curious to learn… as my own hobby as well… yeah… maybe?

Okay I’ll buy one for you.

Ummm… there’s so many different colours and styles though…

Oh yeah — which one do you want?

Hmmm… lemme google…

Maybe a pink one?

Kaayna Musicals

(Adding to cart…)

DONE! ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤

My love, it is yours. We’ll have it ready for you at the big house.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… okay… thanks…

What about Tablas? Which ones do you think I should get?

Hmmm…

Honestly… I’d rather you pick them for yourself…

Oh?

Yeah — if they’re your drums, you select them. I think it’s very personal. You pick the ones that you want.

Hmm… okay… I’ll have a look…

Any other instruments?!

I think that is PLENTY for now, my love… we barely even have time to play them. They’re just gonna sit there in the music room 80% of the year.

(Chuckles)

Maybe we need to buy some nice scarves to drape over them, as covers from dust…

Okay… (notes…)

We’re not gonna… do like a Kundalini “jamming session” — don’t fantasize about that…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ^0^

Why not?!?!?!!?

I don’t see it right now… in my visions… we’re not doing that…

WHY?!?!?!!?

I don’t think we’ll even have time?!!??!!?!

I think these are just “toys” for the music room. They’re just instruments you’re gonna pick up for a day then get busy with other stuff.

You really think that?!

I feel like… there’s no way you’re gonna dedicate actual time to SERIOUSLY learn the Tablas… no way?!?!?!

You… keep… saying stuff like that and reverse psychologising me!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I AM DETERMINED TO LEARN THEM SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!

OMGGGGGG… it wasn’t even my intention!!!

IT IS MINE NOW!!!

I’M GONNA LEARN THE TABLAS!!! IF IT’S THE HARDEST DRUMS TO LEARN?!?! I’M LEARNING THEM!!!!!!!!

Omg…

Sigh…

How come… I don’t understand how you have such a competitive nature and yet — you’re competitiveness led to falling in love with ME?!?!?!?!?!

(Biggest. Smirk. Ever!!!) Heheheehheehheehehehe… (sheepish giggles)…

It doesn’t make sense?!?!? I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!

Heeheehehhehehehehee!!! I LOVE YOU!!! ^___^ ❤ ❤ ❤

Okay… I’m going to go have dinner…

What’s for dinner?

Vegetable gyoza.

Oooh?

Yeah. Okay. Love you too!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxxx