Are you wearing contacts today?
See? That’s a closed question. And my answer is, I’ve decided, no…
You could’ve just said yes or no but you decided on a sort of “open” answer?
LOL… I dunno, it’s just a general category. Of course it can flow on more organically in real conversations.
Ahh — I see.
We’re not robots!
No, we’re not… (smirk)…
Do you want to know WHY I’m not wearing contacts today?
Yes!
LOL…
Because I didn’t sleep well… I feel kinda… jetlagged from writing about that report at 3:30 am this morning?!
My eyes feel puffy… I don’t wanna attempt contacts like this…
Awww… okay… sowwee — it was my fault!
LOL… you and your telepathic curiosities…
Mmmm… I miss you…
I knowwwwwww…

