My love…
Yes…?
Can anyone do a live these days where the whole time they’re not just LOOKING AT THEIR PHONES?!?!??!
Is that possible?!??!?!
Lollll… what do u mean?! They’re just hanging out?! Why wouldn’t they be on their phones?!?!?!
We need a fish bowl.
A… fish bowl?
Yes, a big round fish bowl. Let me find a photo.

You want… a fish bowl?
U want fish?
No!!!!
On our dates! At our apartment!
We need a fish bowl to put our PHONES IN. And we’re not allowed to grab our phones until I say so!!!!
Oh… u want us to put our phones in the bowl…
YES.
I WANT YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION ON OUR DATES. YOU’RE GONNA HURT MY FEELINGS IF YOU KEEP LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE!!!!!!!
Ohhhh….
Awwwww…. π₯°π₯°π₯°
Lolllll…of course!
I would much rather look at you than at my phone when we’re on our dates!!!!
But what if I want to take a photo of you??? π₯Ίπ
Then just ask me, “can I grab my phone now to take a photo?”
Lollllll… π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Okay. Okay.Β
R u sure?! Can we have that rule on our dates?
Yes. But do we really need a glass bowl?
No. We don’t need a glass bowl. But we need to agree to set our phones to the side.
Okay. Yes. Yes. My love. Of course! π₯°
Good… ππ
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