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Attention Spans

My love…

Yes…?

Can anyone do a live these days where the whole time they’re not just LOOKING AT THEIR PHONES?!?!??!

Is that possible?!??!?!

Lollll… what do u mean?! They’re just hanging out?! Why wouldn’t they be on their phones?!?!?!

We need a fish bowl.

A… fish bowl?

Yes, a big round fish bowl. Let me find a photo.

You want… a fish bowl?

U want fish?

No!!!!

On our dates! At our apartment!

We need a fish bowl to put our PHONES IN. And we’re not allowed to grab our phones until I say so!!!!

Oh… u want us to put our phones in the bowl…

YES.

I WANT YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION ON OUR DATES. YOU’RE GONNA HURT MY FEELINGS IF YOU KEEP LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE!!!!!!!

Ohhhh….

Awwwww…. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

Lolllll…of course!

I would much rather look at you than at my phone when we’re on our dates!!!!

But what if I want to take a photo of you??? πŸ₯ΊπŸ’•

Then just ask me, “can I grab my phone now to take a photo?”

Lollllll… 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Okay. Okay.Β 

R u sure?! Can we have that rule on our dates?

Yes. But do we really need a glass bowl?

No. We don’t need a glass bowl. But we need to agree to set our phones to the side.

Okay. Yes. Yes. My love. Of course! πŸ₯°

Good… πŸ˜πŸ’•

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