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Giving Me The Ick

Giving Me The Ick

Darling, there are parties that give me the ick…

Uhuh…

In no particular order, I’m looking up the list the other way, backwards alphabetical…

  • Trumpet of Patriots
  • Pauline Hanson’s One Nation
  • Katter’s Australian Party
  • Health Environment Accountability Rights Transparency (HEART)
  • Gerard Rennick People First

Okay I can’t be bothered with the rest of the list…

Why are these giving you the ick?

First of all — if your name is on the political party name, it’s giving me the ick.

LOL — Why?!

I feel like it’s too egotistical of that party leader. I don’t like it. That’s just my opinion.

Oh… I see…

What is HEART?

On the surface it sounds interesting… but then when I clicked into their website I was like, “Oh… no… this doesn’t align with me…”

Ahh… okay…

It’s not up there in my rankings…

Uhuh…

Some of these parties really latch onto conspiracy theories… that’s going too far for me…

Uhuh… (smiles)…

Okay I’m gonna give NICKY’S FICTIONAL RANKING here…

LOL — Nicky’s fictional ranking…

Uhuh… this is what Nicky the character would vote for. It doesn’t necessarily mean it’s what I’m actually voting for on the day.

Nicky the Tik Tok persona.

Yeah — if she had a ballot — which she DOESN’T — it’s just a fictional ranking of her character’s preferences…

Uhuh… and what is Nicky?

A millennial Tik Toker who cares more about digital, cyber security stuff… and animals…

LOL — okay…

She’s more left-leaning… yes… and she’s not anti-vaccines.

Uhuh…

Okay… here’s Nicky’s Top 10 list:

  1. FUSION
  2. Animal Justice Party
  3. Indigenous – Aboriginal Party of Australia
  4. Legalise Cannabis Australia
  5. Australian Greens
  6. Australian Democrats
  7. Libertarian Party
  8. Australia’s Voice party
  9. Australian Labor Party
  10. Sustainable Australia Party – Universal Basic Income

It just goes way beyond when it’s past the Top 10, then all the options are shifting further right…

Uhuh…

You don’t care about Australian Christians? Family First party?

Sigh — I clicked into Family First party —

Protect children from harmful LGBTIQA+ gender fluid ideology by removing such material from all school and early childhood curriculum.

Lol…

That’s not us, babe… I don’t think we need to add them to the top of the list…

Mmmm….

That’s why you have to do your own research! On the surface level, “Ooh Family First — that sounds like a good idea!” — Wait, what are they actually about?!?!?!!?

LOL…

The rest of Nicky’s rankings are just the lesser of evils…… LOL…

I’m Christian though, I might vote for Australian Christians…

Okay… you do that babe… I’m NOT Christian…

(Chuckles)…

It’s just making me cringe — seriously, I’m reading their website right now and everything about it is making me cringe!!!

LOLOLOLOL…

I’M NOT CHRISTIAN.

WHY IS THIS A POLITICAL PARTY?!?!?!

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ^0^