Sigh…
Are you watching news?
How did you know…?
You always sigh when you’re watching news…
Yeah…
Then don’t watch it!!!
Omg… I can’t just ignore… what’s happening…?
What’s happening?
Sigh…
LOL… stop watching it if it’s just making you sigh!!!
Ughhhhhh….
What are you thinking? Feeling? What’s going on?
You know what? My favourite psychic YouTuber did a reading…
Uhuh…
He said, “They’re calling their bluff” —
Oh…?
I don’t play poker. That analogy means nothing to me. Does it mean anything to you?
Hmmm… (thinking… processing…)… I think I can understand it…
They’re playing poker?
Uhuh… (starts really getting it)…
Well?!?!
We’re not at the table. We’re not the ones playing…
Uhuh…
So what can we do?
We’re okay, my love. You don’t have to worry about us…
Is your family okay?
Yeah? I don’t know?!?!?!?! 😐
LoL… I think you’re okay…
Am I?!?!?! I don’t really know?!?!?!!
How are you sure that we’re okay?!
Mmmm… say I had $100 million, now I have $90 million — I’m still okay.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA — YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT MUCH!!!
(Chuckles)…
Okay — maybe it is $900,000 like your Dad said. I had $1 million and now I’m at $900,000 — Is that gonna be okay? Can you still marry me?!?!?!
(LOL)… Yes… but I don’t think we’re living in the luxury apartment?
Oh?
I think… I’m still living at my parents’ house — DO YOU WANNA MOVE IN WITH US?!!??!
(LOLOLOLOL) — Will your parents allow it?!?!?!
Sigh — if we’re engaged… sure?
Oh… I better pack my stuff then, get ready for me to move in!!!
LOL… I don’t know where you’re going to sleep…
What?!?!?!
Okay fine, I’ll have to re-arrange some rooms so then we can sleep together upstairs… the doggy will have to accept that he’s not coming into our room to sleep together…
Awww… poor doggy…
It’s okay, he will be okay…
U don’t want doggy in the room with us?
Umm… do you?!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHA — No. I don’t want doggy in the room with us…
You’ll have to help me de-clutter. Take some furniture to the rubbish tip, to make room for you to fit in your stuff.
Oh?
There’s a LOT OF CLUTTER. You’ll have to help me clean up when you get here.
Okay!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOL) — You really like this idea?!?!
(Nodding, smiling)… I’m so happy imagining it…
I’m very embarrassed for you to actually come live here. Can’t you just rent an AirBnB when you’re here?
Oh? You think I should do that instead?
If you’ve got $900,000 you can still afford an AirBnB since you won’t even be here for longer than 2 weeks at a time.
Oh. I see….
Sigh…
I’M JUST KIDDING!!! I HAVE MORE THAN THAT!!! (LOLOLOLOLOL) ^0^
Hmmm… well…
You’re bracing yourself for the worst…
Well?!?!!?
It’s good to know our Plan D? Is that Plan D?
Yeah — Plan D — unforeseen circumstances and then you really are only left with $900,000 in your bank account? We’ll work with that…
LOL… okay… good to know… that I can move in…
You KNOW what you’re gonna have to do when you do that, right?!?!!?
Yes, yes, I’m pushing trolleys… driving Uber and Door Dash…
Uhuh… and then still hustling, still making music in between all that…
Oh?!?! I’m still making music!?!?!
I think so?!?!?!
What if music isn’t even worth anything anymore tho?!?! It’s all AI and nobody cares?
Oh… hmm…
I don’t know then…
Would you miss performing?
No.
Oh?!?!?! Not at all?!?!?!
Not at all. Once I leave, I’m gone. I’m done.
Oh… hmmm…
Well… okay then, you don’t have to make music.. just chilling… at home with me…
(BIG SMILES) — Plan D is not so bad then… I kinda want it more…
LOL… you’re only SAYING THAT — come on! We wouldn’t even be able to afford eggs!
Ohh… no more eggs?
Nope.
You don’t even eat eggs these days anyway.
I don’t but I can still afford them — right now — but what if we can’t?!?!?!!
Oh… hmmm…
It won’t be such a good chill… we’ll have to decide, out of all the subscriptions, we can only choose one. WHICH one will it be? Netflix, Disney, or YouTube Premium?!?!?!
Those are your 3?!?!?
I also have Binge but I’m happy to let that go as soon as needed…
Oh… hmm… out of Netflix, Disney or YouTube… hmmm…
I’m gonna go with Netflix.
Really?!?!?!
Oh? You don’t want to?
If I had to choose one out of those three it’s probably YouTube Premium…
REALLY?!?!!?!?!?!
Uhuh — I really love my YouTube Premium… I need my purring kitty fireplace sounds to fall asleep with… and my chill lofi jazz music…
(Chuckles) Omg…
And your vlogs?!?!?! Your vlogs are on my YouTube Premium?!?!?!
Ahhh — okay… so you can’t cancel YouTube…
No — I can let go of Netflix, I can let go of Disney. I’ll only subscribe to YouTube…
Okay… but you know you can just unsubscribe and sit through the ads…
NO!!!! I DON’T WANT TO DO THAT!!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)…. ^0^
Give me a LITTLE bit of LUXURY in my LIFE! — EVEN IF WE CAN’T AFFORD EGGS!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOL) — THIS CONVERSATION IS SO DRAMATIC!!!!! ^0^
Well?!?!?! How else are we supposed to react?!?!?! All the narratives on every mainstream news channel is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT?!?!?!!? HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO REACT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)… !!!

