Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

How did you go my darling baby honey muffin?

(Giggles)… you’re really going all out with the “nurturing communication” now…

Well — now that I know you love it!!! — I KNOW I CAN’T DO IT TOO MUCH!!!! My lover princess queen Goddess angel darling baby honey sweety!!!!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)…

Anyway, umm… yeah, I needed a new prescription for 2025…

Oh…

See?! So if you don’t do your annual check up you wouldn’t even know! You’d just be walking around with a prescription that’s not fully serving your eyes!!!

(Nodding)… okay… I’ll make time to get them checked…

Even if I’m not there, you should go — take your bros! Make a vlog of it or whatever…

Really?!

Why not?! I can’t think of any reason unless the appointment reveals something devastating then okay that’s not good… if it’s just a standard check up and the clinic is okay with you guys filming like, even just before and after, it doesn’t have to actually be filmed during?

Hmmm… don’t worry about those details… I’ll talk it over with the bros…

Did you end up getting new glasses?

Yes, my love… they’re on their way… just gotta wait a couple of weeks…

What did you get?

I wonder why none of your bros are glasses models? They would really suit it, you know?

LOL — don’t worry about them!!! — What new glasses did you get?

Well, I actually really liked a pair by Kate Spade… but it didn’t look that good on my face… I didn’t like it when I tried it…

And then, I was also looking at some by Guess and Missoni… but then, just some practical considerations… in the ended I decided on a new pair of Jimmy Choos.

Jimmy Choo?

Uhuh…

Can you find a photo?

Hmm… gimme a sec…

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No, I literally can’t find a picture online… I can describe it?

Okay.

It is like a rose gold metal frame…

Oh. Okay. You like rose gold.

I do… I mean, I’ve tried other styles before like more acrylic frames? Where it’s more younger looking but — it doesn’t seem to suit me?!

The Kate Spade was like acrylic with love hearts — but it just didn’t look good on me.

I think I just like a “classic” frame on my face — rose gold is more elegant? That’s how I feel…

(Nodding, smiling)…

Anyway, I’ve got a follow-up for contacts… I will be trialling contacts too…

Ooh… she’s entering her colored contacts era?

Maybe… we’ll see… the Optometrist said to practice wearing normal clear contacts first before moving on to coloured lenses…

Uhuh…

I feel like… you know when people start learning to drive? Like I am on my “Learners” with contacts and then I’ll move on to P’s with colored contacts after this phase…

LOLOLOLOLOL….

Where are we with our relationship? Are we still in Learners?

Hmmm…. I think we’re on our P’s…

You think so?!?!?!

Well… yeah… we’re not total newbies… it’s not like we’re having a BLIND DATE when you get here — I KNOW YOU — I remember…

(Chuckles)…

You can verify my knowledge with something…

What?

Older Brother’s full name.

Oh?

Yeah. Because I’ll be like, “Is it REALLY YOU!??! Who is your older brother?”

LOLOLOLOL… okay, and when I say the name…

NOT — the “nickname” — THE FULL. NAME.

Oh?! You even know my older brother’s full name?

I knew him for five years before I met YOU!!!

(Chuckles)…

If you don’t even know your older brother’s full name then you are a body double, a fake. I don’t know who you are if you don’t know who your older brother is…

Wow — so it’s like that, is it?! Older Brother is my PASSWORD to unlock the Re-Start dating phase?

Yeah… it seems to be… these circumstances…

(Chuckles)…

You don’t even talk to older brother anymore!

It doesn’t mean that I don’t remember him as the initial REASON that “we” met — he’s the link. There’s no other reason for us to know each other.

Okay…

Also — the more weight you’re gaining — the more you’re starting to really look like him…

I AM?!?!?!?!

Nobody else sees this. The fans certainly don’t.

BUT ANYONE WHO KNOWS YOUR OLDER BROTHER IS GOING TO KNOW — Oh yeah, the more round that face gets, that’s starting to look like older brother.

What do you think I should do about it?!

I don’t know, babe… facial gua sha?!

(Chuckles)… that’s your solution for anything on my face!!!

Well?!?! It’s non-invasive?! It helps blood flow?!!

I’ve literally seen a Tik Tok of a modelling dude and he said people keep accusing him of buccal fat removal but he didn’t get buccal fat removal he did facial gua sha.

Oh…. so this is why you keep bringing up facial gua sha…

Well?! I have other friends who swear by it as well. They do it every week.

Hmmm… okay… I’ll think about it…

LOL… anyway…

I have homework from the Optometrist, I have to practice almost poking my eye as if I’m about to apply a contact lens…

(Smiles)…

Is this funny?!?!

It’s kinda funny…

Why?!?!?!

Well — I learned all that from a very young age…

How young?!?!?!

I was probably 13?! Something like that?!

Right…

You’re only learning this NOW?!?!?

LOL..?!?!? Is this weird?!?! Am I a weirdo?!?!

(Chuckles) No, you’re not a weirdo… but how come you just never thought to use contacts until now?!

Babe — I didn’t even get glasses until… my 30s?!?! Maybe was it even mid-30’s?!?! I can’t remember now!

Early-30s?!!?!?!?!

Uhuh…

So your eyes were generally perfect vision…

Well, I’m not sure now — maybe I needed them in my 20s but I just didn’t realise…

It still means you didn’t really need them — it’s not to the point you can’t SEE ANYTHING without glasses.

Umm… yeah I guess so?

You can’t see anything without glasses?!?!?! HOW DID WE MAKE LOVE?!?! (Stunned!)

(LOL)… I had… contacts… my love…

Oh…???

(Chuckles)

I don’t remember these things. I don’t remember if I’ve ever kissed you with glasses on…

No, we’ve never kissed each other when either of us was wearing glasses.

Oh…

Hmm… interesting…

Yes?

Well — HOW do people kiss with glasses on?! This is still a mystery to me! Like does it get in the way?!?!?!

(Chuckles) ^0^

Well — if I have contacts by the time you’re here we won’t find out.

I’ll definitely rather wear contacts on our dates.

Oh!?!!?

Yeah…?!?!

But you’re sexy with glasses on…

Am I not sexy without glasses?!

(LOLOLOLOLOL) — YOU’RE SEXY BOTH WAYS!!! WITH OR WITHOUT GLASSES!!!

Okay then?!?! So my preference is still to wear contacts on our dates!!!

(Giggles) Okay…

I’m sure I’ll wear glasses around the house when we start living together…

(Nodding, smiling)…

Are you wearing glasses on our dates?

Hmmm… I might…

Why?!?!

Incognito… yeah, maybe… I might…

But your fans know what you look like with glasses on too…

Well — these will be tinted…

Sunglasses?

Not exactly — they’re just tinted — it’s a bit more opaque than sunglasses…

Oh…

I won’t look like Fernando. Don’t worry.

Wait — why shouldn’t I be worried?! — Shouldn’t YOU be worried?!?! — Are you feeling more confident now to come as Mr Incognito?!?!

LOL —

Babe, there’s no way I am coming as Fernando.

Not with recent events, it’s such a solid decision now. I’m never coming as Fernando.

Oh… I see…

I will just have to accept that we’re dating and I’m Mr Incognito —

Were you… reading a bible?!

Yes.

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

I was praying that you’ll be okay with me as Mr Incognito…

OF COURSE I WILL BE!

Well — I just wanted some higher power reassurance about it…

(LOLOLOL)…