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Comparing

My love, what do u think of Taylor Swift and the Eras Tour with all your recent experiences? Do u have a newfound appreciation or reverence?

I think it’s insane that she did it all by herself for three whole hours… me and the bros, we still get small breaks… when it’s not our song, we can catch our breaths…

But she’s not dancing the way you guys do…

It’s still really crazy. It’s not just about fitness, there’s a level of mental stamina that is required and she held that by herself for three whole hours… 😳

Oh yeah… that’s kinda crazy…

Billie Eilish was not wrong in saying it’s “psychotic” — it’s really a whole other extreme.

You guys aren’t taking it to the extreme?

We’re exhausted already!!! We’ve barely started this leg of the tour!!!

OMG UR STARTING TO SOUND LIKE GRUMPY OLD MEN!!!!! 🀣🀣🀣

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Maybe?!?!? Maybe that’s what it is?!?!??!!

I would LOVE to have 2 whole weeks to recover right now, but no — we gotta prepare for the next set!

Oh… my love…

πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

Yeah, if it was me, I wouldn’t enjoy it either…

Have u tried IV yet?

No…

Have you?!

Not like the way Gwyneth Paltrow showed on social media…

I have childhood memories of being in hospital and getting IV…

What?!?!

Yeah… I don’t know why it happened but I was very unwell, in Taiwan, I fainted… and my body was very weak…

How old were u?!

I’m not sure, maybe 11 years old? Or younger? I don’t remember. We can try to ask my mum one day… between 8 to 11 yrs old?

That’s still really young…

I don’t know what was happening. I only remember I did faint. I did get rushed to hospital. I did get an IV drip as a child…

Oh… … πŸ₯Ί … …

Yeah but I also remember feeling better

After the IV?

Yes.

Oh… … … so u think we need it?

I don’t know… I’m not your doctor. I’m just your wife telling you a childhood memory. A childhood experience…

Uhuh…

Then I also think, well, maybe it’s too much pampering… it’s not like your backup dancers are all gonna get IVs with y’all for recovery, right?! Who’s taking care of them?!

It’s like managing a sports team. There’s actually a LOT OF YOU all travelling together?!

Everyone just takes care of themselves. We’re guys. Even tho we’re grumpy and achey, we’re still gonna just push thru it.

THAT’S WHAT LEADS TO OTHER HEALTH PROBLEMS LATER ON! THAT’S WHY MEN DON’T LIVE AS LONG!!! THEY JUST SUCK IT UP UNTIL THEY HAVE A HEART ATTACK IN LATER LIFE!!! I DON’T WANT YOU TO PUSH YOUR BODY LIKE THAT!!!!! (SCREAMING!!!!!!)

😳😳😳… πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…… wow……

Sigh. Wow what?!?!

πŸ₯° You really love me… 😘❀️

😀 Yes…

πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• (Hysterical giggling!!!)

It makes u feel happy when I get mad like that?!

No… well… u rarely show this much… passion like that…

Was that passionate?! I’m not sure if that was passionate….

Maybe I’m not using the right word… but… (more giggles!!!) πŸ€­πŸ’•

Alright well. I would like to change topics…

I got cupping done, didn’t u see it? πŸ‘€

If I say yes then everyone will decide who Fernando really is based on recent footage of who got cupping done…

Lol…… πŸ˜πŸ’•

Did u like the cupping experience?

Yeah… it was GREAT! My muscles feel so much better and I even slept better too!

Yeah… that’s good dear πŸ₯° I’m glad u got that done… it wasn’t painful?

No, I liked it… it’s not painful it’s like an intense feeling but in a good way. And then the release, ahh… just what my muscles needed!

That’s good. I’m happy for u darling. It actually means u had a lot of toxins in ur body… πŸ˜…

Yeah they said that…. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Do u kno a truly “healthy man” according to traditional Chinese medicine will get a cupping experience and there’s NO BRUISING?!

Oh? πŸ‘€

It’s supposed to be that ur “qi” is so good you can even withstand those kinds of things. Like maybe a slight red mark but not a deep purple or brown bruise — that’s all toxins!!! Stagnant qi that needed to be moved!!!

Ahh… I see…

It’s okay I would have plenty as well if I got a session right now…

πŸ˜πŸ’•

I want a gentle massage from you

😍❀️ I’m comingggg!! I’ll be there to massage you very soon…!!!

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