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I’m watching Kardashians…

That’s good… u still can’t find the concert footage?

Is the concert even on or is it tomorrow?! I’m so confused!!!

😅😅😅

Anyway — I think Kim gets jealousy when Khloe is too pretty. I might be projecting. I don’t have sisters.

Lol…

Do u actually find their lives interesting?

Mmmm… it’s like 4/10…

I couldn’t find anything else to watch while I’m having breakfast 😅

If iShowSpeed had another day in China? Or u and ur bros concert was livestreamed somewhere? I’d be watching that instead!

Why do u think Kim is jealous?

I just get the feeling they’re not used to Khloe’s glow up… maybe she’s happy for her sister but she’s also like “but now what am I?! Am I no longer the prettiest sister?”

🤣🤣🤣 u think that’s the biggest worry in her life?!

I don’t know…. the strange thing is that usually the TALLEST sibling is celebrated but Khloe Kardashian seems to be the only tallest sibling in history who’s grown up with low self-esteem?!

As if she was made to feel like the elephant in the room when in other families her height would be celebrated. And then her weightloss and new face?! She’s turned into a SUPERMODEL but there’s already a supermodel sister — Kendall.

It’s like she can’t win as a middle child?!?!?

😅😅😅 This is a really random thorough analysis of Khloe…

Khloe learned to be “the funny one” with her personality but in my opinion she’s actually turned into the most objectively beautiful sister but for some reason her “self-talk” — seemingly — is still like “I’m just the big fat elephant in the room” — and it’s like she can’t see herself the way the audience sees her!

Lol… wow… 😅

Do u think I have those moments too?

Maybe…

U don’t have the height factor to contend with… u’ve accepted ur height and wearing slightly high shoes…

🤭🤭🤭 lol…

But maybe u forget u have a beautiful face?

😅 no babe, I never forget…

Oh?!?! U don’t?!?!?!

No! I’m very happy with my new face! I don’t know what Khloe’s going thru, I don’t know her, but I love my new face! When I look in the mirror I’m highly satisfied. 

What about ur body?

The body — I still want to tweak.

It’s like 90% there…

What if u never get to 100%?

I’ll be happy with 95%

Oh?

Yeah. I’m almost there…

Mmmhmmm…

R u looking forward it? 👀

Yes…… 🥰

U’ve never experienced siblings jealousy?

I don’t think so? I guess cos I’m the girl, my brother’s the boy. That’s it?

Hmm. Yeah…. 🤔 nobody else to compete with…

Yeah. We’re just in our own lanes.

Interesting…

Is it?!?!

I think so!

Lol… u and older brother are so competitive… maybe u do have a chip on ur shoulder about him being taller?!

😤 I’m not gonna say I’m never triggered… usually I’m okay these days but sometimes there’s an occasional trigger…

Hmmm… I think there is such a thing as a “too tall” guy…

U do?!

Oh shit. 🤯 maybe this is what Khloe goes thru in her family?!

Lol what?!

Maybe they make her feel like being “too tall” is not feminine?!?!

I don’t think they’ve said anything like that on camera?!

I don’t know, I’m just guessing…

But it’s not about masculine or feminine to be tall. That’s my point.

But logistically for myself — I can’t date a guy that’s too tall.

Whys that? 👀

I just feel like my neck is gonna get sore! I don’t want to feel like a dwarf next to the guy!!!

😅😅😅 okay….

In a way that popularity of that couple dynamic kind of infantalises the woman?

I don’t want to judge happily married couples who are in that dynamic, but for me? Personally? I don’t prefer it…

If YOU GREW TALL for whatever reason, a medication side effect?! Sure, I’ll still love u… it’s about ur SOUL… it’s not about ur height.

That’s my point.

😏❤️

Now I’m watching Kris Jenner and her boyfriend…

Uhuh…

He’s a much younger man… 👀

Lol… is that a problem?!

Well they met when the guy was in his 30s so I guess not…

I’ve been chased by much older women…

Do u mean super rich Aunties or psycho fans?

BOTH! 👀

Lollllll… how am I supposed to react to that?!?!??!!

R u jealoussssssss??? 👀👀👀

Lollllll… I don’t know how to feel until u, or ur bro, tells me in person at the French café!

🥺 I forgot about that… now I need to prepare another story for the bro to memorise…

Lolololol…

Oh gosh, they’re really trying to find a man for Kim…

But see?! Why not Khloe?! Shouldn’t they worry about both sisters equally?!?!

🤣🤣🤣 I don’t know, maybe it’s hard to keep up with so many kids…

I would’ve thought Elon Musk — if he didn’t have THAT MANY BABY MAMAS could’ve suited Kim or Khloe… but now… especially with recent events, I’m not sure…

Can u believe Khloe is actually a similar age to GRIMES?!?!?!!

🤣😅 wtf…

We’re all Millennials?!?!?

Kim wants to claim being a Millennial too but she’s right on the cusp with Millennial and Gen X. Kourtney is Gen X.

Khloe is one year older than me...

It does feel like she’s wayyyy older….

Right!??!?! So she’s only 4 years older than YOU?!?! Imagine if u two stood together at the Met Gala?!?!?

😅😅😅 Fernando will be her nephew…

Sigh… and Grimes is millennial. I remember.

Lol…

But Elon is OLDER… he’s like 60 or something?! I dunno?!?!

Uhuh…

Do they have to date Billionaires?

Hmmm… maybe not…

But I think they’re running out of options…

No more athletes.

No more musicians.

No more comedians?

You’re combining the ex’s of both sisters in this list…

Uhuh?! That’s about it?!

Kylie has done well with Timothee Chalalalalalamet…

Lol…

Kendall? Is she still with Bad Bunny?!

Babe, I don’t know any of these people personally either… 😅

Hmmm…

Kourtney has done well too with Travis… Blink182…

U forgot his last name? 🤣

Yes?!?!? He’s Travis Blink182,  that’s his last name, Blink182!!!

🤣🤣🤣 LOL…

Kourtney is probably the sister who is living the life I’d love to relate to, except I don’t want that many kids!!

😅🤣 lol…

But she’s the wife of the musician… she gives us those storylines…

Uhuh…

Do u want me to announce my pregnancy in the audience with a big cardboard sign the same way Kourtney did to Travis?!?!

😅😅😅 That’s probably gonna be more awkward for me…

Awww… NOW I WANNA DO IT!!!!

You are just as cheeky as me!!! 🤣

Lollll okay fine I’m kidding…

Hmmm… Khloe hates the Scott rumours…

Ur still watching while typing?

Yes… this is literally how I’m gonna talk while we sit on a couch and watch it together…

HAHAHAHHA… 🤣🤣🤣

Okay… I’m still trying to think of a good guy for Khloe… and Kim…

Uhuh…

Hmmm… I wouldn’t put it past Kim to go for a streamer these days but it might be too intimidating for the streamer…

LOL… who are u thinking?!?

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if KIM has a crush on HASANABI but then he’s like “woah… she’s not my type……..”

🤣🤣🤣 why is Kim not his type?

I think his type is Grimes!!! I think Grimes just doesn’t want HasanAbi and that’s why they’re not together!!!

WTF 🤣 why do all these love triangles come back to people related to Elon Musk?!?!

I don’t know!!!

Okay… maybe Kim needs… sigh…

I think her dilemma is, she is very successful. And I think she would only respect someone equally or more successful.

But she’s already a Billionaire, you know how hard that will be to find someone equally or more successful than a Billionaress?! Who’s ACTUALLY SINGLE?!

Plus Good Looking?!?!?!

Lol…….. 😅 I see what u mean…

Khloe I think has less of that criteria. She’s rich but I don’t think she needs a guy who’s a Billionaire. 

Maybe Khloe needs like Blake Shelton version of her man equivalent…

A country singer?!

I’m just thinking Khloe is giving me more Gwen Stefani vibes and Blake Shelton turned out to be Gwen Stefani’s soul mate, and look at Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban?

Yes? Maybe a cowboy 🤠 country man is what Khloe needs!

I think… she’s a city girl…

So was Gwen Stefani?!?! Gwen Stefani grew up in L.A. it’s not that different?!?!

Lolololol… 🤣

So no more rappers for them either?!

Hmmm…

Do u think Kim would date an Asian man?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣 WHO ARE YOU THINKING?!!

Only because I just watched him with Speed yesterday — Jackson Wang?!?!?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLMAO!!!! That is not happening!!!!!!!!

Why not?!?!?!

Where do I start?! So many reasons!!! Also, he’s not a Billionaire. 

Yeah she needs to lower the bar if she’s gonna find someone. He can’t be equally or more successful. He’ll be famous and a millionaire.

Like imagine if Taylor Swift had that criteria?! Then even Travis Kelce wouldn’t have been good enough!

Why are you suddenly thinking Jackson Wang for Kim K?!?!

Lemme google his star sign… 👀

Lollll stop!!!! He might have a secret partner alreadyyyyy…

U think so?!?!?!

Maybe...

He’s 30 years old… that’s probably as young as Kim should go… 😅

HE’S NOT AVAILABLE! STOP THIS!!! 🤣

He’s an Aries ♈️ 

Ooh… babe… I think they will get along… 👀

Lol… why Aries?!

It’s the FIRE 🔥 she needs after the chaos of Kanye!!!

And the emo moodyness of Scorpio Pete Davidson!

U think so?

Yessssss… he would feel FUN and YOUNG… okay that’s what Pete Davidson was supposed to be as well but that didn’t work out…

I do think Kim would prefer a younger man… I think she likes to feel young…

What if North’s FRIENDS all have a crush on Jackson Wang?! What if they’re his fans?!?!?!

Oh… hmm… 🤔…

I dunno… hmmm…

Anyway. It’s not happening 🤣 lol… think of someone else…

Oh, everyone else is boring! She should date an Asian guy! Change things up a bit!!!

🤣🤣🤣 lol…

If she starts dating Jackson Wang and he’s on Season 7 or 8 I’m still watching and paying my subscription to Disney 👀

Lololololllll 🤣🤣🤣