So, after the strategising… this is the scene that plays out…
Fernando: (Goes to Tyla) Hey… I’m Fernando…
FICTIONAL Tyla: (Smiles)… Hi, I’m Tyla…
Bro Friend (Aussie): (Tagging along), and I’m me! We love your music! BIG FANS!!!
Tyla: (Smiles and thanks them graciously)…
Fernando: So ugh, have you heard of… Speed?
Tyla: (A little puzzled) Speed?!
Bro Friend: Over there! Do you see him? That’s a streamer named Speed.
Tyla: (Looks over while Speed is trying to entertain his chatters and talking to the camera)…
Fernando: There’s 50 million viewers on his stream right now.
Tyla: (Slightly impressed) 50 million?!
Bro Friend: Yeah, do you wanna go say hi together?
Tyla: Sure! Why not?! (50 million viewers!) I can talk about my dress and the designer, right?
Fernando: Yes! Of course — that’s why everyone’s saying hi to him!
Bro Friend: Um, also FYI — he has a really big crush on you and he sent us over as his wing men.
Tyla: (Bursts out laughing)… Are y’all serious right now?!?!!?!
Fernando: (Nodding, very seriously)… we just thought it’s best to let you know before you join his stream… also his chatters all know he has a crush on you, he literally just announced it to 50 million viewers…
Tyla: (Starts giggling shyly)…
Bro Friend: Is he your type?! Would you date him?!?! PR relationship?!?!?!
Tyla: (A little taken aback)… oh… this is… I don’t know bros… I mean… I just wanna get on his stream right now and talk about this dress and the designer… I don’t know about all that other stuff…
Fernando: Okay, okay — no pressure! We’ll be around if you want us to be around. But if you want us to go, just give me a wink or tap my shoulder, then we’ll back off and you can chat to him on his stream with his viewers watching?
Tyla’s manager signalling her: RU OK?!?!?!!?!?!?!!
Tyla signs back: I’M FINE. IT’S ALL GOOD.
Bro Friend: He’s single but he does have a lot of online rumours about a very young daughter… is that okay with you?
Tyla: (Thinks about this realistically)… (Slightly curious)… just rumours? Do you guys know the Truth?!?!?!
Fernando: No, we only just met him tonight and he asked us to be his wing men.
Tyla: (Now skeptical) — Oh, so this is all a skit! (Eye-rolling)
Bro Friend: Maybe?! Maybe not?!?! Maybe he IS interested but he’ll back off if you’re not??!?!?!
Tyla: (Thinking about the 50 million viewers and her designer obligations)… Okay… thanks for letting me know… (business-focused…)… I’ll join his stream, I’ll say hi… for a bit… (smiles)… (Turns on acting mode)….
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LOL… so at what point are they actually going to get to know each other?!?!?!
When he’s NOT ON STREAM! — Of course!!!
That’s just a lot of air time for all of y’all to get to be a part of his stream!!!
I wouldn’t be surprised if Jackson Wang — unknowingly — barges in anyway! And says hi to everybody!!! If he’s at the Met Gala too?!?!?!
(Chuckles)…
There’s no way they can “date” on stream — they’d have to get to know each other off camera — but then in the future if she’s happy to do a “play date” on stream — it’s just like a little vlog, it’s not a big deal but it is like a slow roll to introduce his and her followers to their relationship!
Oh… I see… (LOL)…
What’s the word? It’s not slow roll… soft launch! That’s what I meant…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… ^0^
And then if they really get married, you and your bros have to sing at their wedding!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL………!!!!
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