Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe… what… r u doing…? 😅

I’m checking their star signs to see if they’d be a good match 🤓

🤣🤣🤣 whyyyy do u like shipping celebrity couples?!?!?!

Because!!! I don’t know it’s a girl thing… we like being Matchmaker Aunties… 🤭💕

Lol…

Lemme see… (Googling)…

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Oh they’re both AQUARIUSES!!! ♒️

What does that mean?

It’s sooooo… Gen Z?! Are they Gen Z or Gen Alpha?!?!

I don’t know. Maybe still Gen Z?

Okay they’re still Gen Z…

Ummm… I just think it’s interesting that Aquariuses would be popular amongst Gen Z because we are in the Aquarian age…

Uhuh…

Lemme check their Chinese zodiacs…

Okay nevermind, I don’t understand what I’m reading…

The point is it would be an Aquarius + Aquarius relationship…

Is that compatible?

Depends on their other planets…

Google says “Best Friend energy” — that’s not bad…

😅 I love how you’re really hyperfocusing on this today, out of all the other things in the world you could be focusing on right now… this imaginary relationship between Speed and Tyla…

Lolllll….. 🤭💕 I’m casting them in another rom com already!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA… 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t know Tyla very well or even her music. I only know her from the Met Gala…

Uhuh…

And just from that footage and brief interviews, she seems way more chill than Speed!

She seems like a wife he would need…

Lollll 😏

IMAGINE IF SPEED SHOWS UP AT THE MET GALA AND LIVESTREAMS THE WHOLE THING?!?!?!?!

🤣 u think that’s a good idea?!

I’m picturing him, getting there, saying hi to everyone, that’s fine… he’s very friendly… maybe even hi five 👋 u and ur bros?! And then, he sees Tyla from far away — HE’S BLUSHING AND IT’S NOT ACTING — he turns to chat, “Oh shit that’s Tyla, I have such a big crush on her…”

And then chat is egging him on! “Go talk to her!!! Go talk to her!!!”

And he’s entering his lover boy era!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLMAO!!!!

How will Tyla react?!??!

Ohhhh she’s gonna be smooth… she’s waiting to be impressed!

She’s not impressed by a random streamer! Even if he did get an invite to the Met Gala…

He needs a wing man — he’ll grab you! “Oy Fernando, r u friends with Tyla? Can u introduce me to her?”

And Fernando is like “This is the Met Gala! We’re not at a college frat party! What do u want me to say?!?!”

And Speed is like, “I don’t know bro! She’s the girl of my dreams, I don’t know what to do right now!!!”

And Fernando is like, “okay let me ask my bros for backup” and he gestures for a couple more bros to join this little conversation. Everyone is strategising, how to introduce Speed to Tyla without making it awkward and weird, or getting memed, or disrespecting the fashion event itself…

🤣🤣🤣 Hahahahahahhaah!!!

Right!?!?!??! Y’all gotta be his WING MEN!!!!

We don’t even know Tyla!

That’s whyyyyyy!!! You’re a neutral entity!!!

Uhuh… 😏

Okay it makes sense in my mind…

What if Jackson Wang is at the Met Gala?! Wouldn’t it make more sense for Speed to ask for help from him?!

Hmmm… okay fine y’all have nothing to do with him or Tyla…

Exactly 😅 lol….

Fine… it’s just the rom com in my mind…

Lol… Ur so cute… 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️