Yes my darling? You’re now over-analysing this scene…?
Yes — I have a few Bro Friends in mind but I need to know which one you’re envisioning — which one are you most comfortable with?
Well… I think it’s the Leo…
Which Leo?! I have more than one Leo Bro…
The shortest one.
The shortest Leo Bro?!
Yes — because you are taller than him. You wouldn’t want to bring a taller Leo.
Hmmm… that’s true…
Right?! You want to feel like the tallest person of the group. Especially if we are walking around the shops for a bit… you want to hold my hand and feel like the TALLER guy.
The shortest Leo doesn’t mind — he has bigger muscles than you. It’s not bothering his sense of self-esteem or masculinity.
(Chuckles)… Why Leo?! I was thinking you might be more comfortable with a Virgo Bro…
Nah — why would I need a Virgo Bro around?!
My own older brother is a Leo!
I have so many Leo friends and coworkers!
I always get along with Leos as platonic friends. I find it very easy to be frank and honest and joke around with them.
I think a Leo is very suitable for this situation.
Plus — Leos are protectors — if there’s any fans that spot you guys — The Leo Bro would know what to do, right?!
Hmmm… (Asking him now, “Do you wanna be a decoy for us if there’s fans around?!”)
(Leo Bro “Sure! I’ll be happy to take pictures with them. And they’ll say, “IS that Fernando?!” And I’ll say, “I don’t know him! Who is that?! OMG it’s a Fernando lookalike! Who the fuck are you?!?!!? — Here, take pictures with me!!!”)
Yeah… I think he’ll be more than happy to be a decoy…
(Chuckles)…
But what will he say when fans ask why he’s in Australia?!
(Turns to Leo Bro, “What are you gonna say if fans ask you why you’re in Australia?”)
(Leo Bro “Ummm… I’ll say… I’m visiting my… Aunty…..?!” shrugs shoulders)….
Okay, nevermind whatever he says. I doubt this interaction will even happen. If you’re both incognito successfully, this wouldn’t happen.
Uhuh…(Nodding and smiling)…
I think this is also why you keep accusing the Leo bro of over-dramatisation of your story because he is a Leo, he can’t help it. Plus you’re all good actors. He is naturally charismatic in his storytelling. Don’t get too anxious about it… (ehhehehehehhh)…
(Wide-eyed) HE’S GONNA MAKE ME SOUND LIKE SUCH A PSYCHO!!! HE’S GONNA EXAGGERATE EVERYTHING!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOL) It should be alright, babe… I’m sure he’ll make it funny… it’ll be entertaining for me… I’ll smile and laugh — he’ll add some jokes in between…
(Sighs)… Fine… I’ll let him tell the stories….
Actually the other Bros are wondering why you don’t want the Bro who is also more fluent in English to tag along?!
Hmm… do you want him there? He seems busy… Also, I think I’m a little uncomfortable…
Why?
Because he has too much of a “sexy persona” in public — I don’t really want to hang around him…
HAHAHAHAHAHAH — HE’S TOO SEXY TO TAG ALONG?!?!!?!?
Just for our INITIAL catch ups! I’m sure I’ll meet him another time… let’s focus on us… I can focus on us with the Leo Bro around, I’m sure…
U can’t focus with the other Bro?!
I can — it’s more that I’m aware he’s “very sexy” to fans — and if there’s any Asian girls who walk past us, or sit near us and take out their phones — I’m gonna feel paranoid, “Oh, they’ve spotted HIM…”
Ohhhh…. is that what it’s about………..
Yes…………… he’s too…. eye-catching……………………..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH… ME AND THE LEO BRO AREN’T EYE-CATCHING?!?!?!?!
Of course you two are!!! If you didn’t want to go incognito, you’ll get MOBBED!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)……….. okay, okay, nevermind… (LOLOLOLOLOL!!!)
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