Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe… are you… going to write about Lost in Paradise?

Ummm….

You said it before falling asleep, I shouldn’t have trusted it…

(Shy…..) Sorry!!!

That’s okay… keep going — what’s going on with this rom com?!

Okay so I’ve lost track of how many bros and characters I’ve assigned to them in this rom com…

(LOL)…

I think I still haven’t assigned anything to the electric guitar bro…

Uhuh…

Maybe he is her boyfriend from high school. So the GOOD GUY — is like her childhood neighbour. Maybe she is from similar family background to the good guy? So he’s always been the boy next door that she didn’t notice.

And then in high school she is dating the electric guitar guy — but then — I don’t know, maybe he is pursuing a musical career? He breaks up with her when he gets through an audition?!

Oh so he still plays electric guitar as a character in this rom com?

Yeah — maybe she likes that “creative” guy — kind of vibe… and her friends can tell, eyerolling, “She goes for the bad boy types” — like he wasn’t a full blown bad boy but he was restless, he pursued his musical career and dumped her.

So it’s either in a recollection memory or it’s the start of the show — that he does break up with her… but maybe it’s more interesting as a past memory…

Uhuh… (LOL)…

But the thing is — okay with the GOOD GUY — she keeps overlooking his dog grooming business!

What she later finds out is that — he even DESIGNED THE DOGS’ CLOTHES! And he made clothes for cats too!

Oh wow — he made their clothes?

Clothes and accessories that he’s selling on the online store!!! That’s what she didn’t realise! Because he never treated her like a customer, he never “upsells” his products to her. She always gets to bring in her cat to get groomed for free — she just thought it’s because they’re childhood neighbours, he’s just being nice. Their mothers are like Aunty sisters — they already know each other so well!

Oh… I see…

And then there’s other flashbacks — he tells the boys — the boys are you and the other dog grooming assistant — also, you are an employee!

I’m an employee?! I thought I was the Barista?!

Yes! It’s a dog grooming coffee shop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… His business keeps changing!

Yes!!! — it’s like the same building! Upstairs is the grooming, downstairs is the coffee shop… or maybe it’s the same level? I’m not sure — maybe they like to sit at the coffee shop and look at the dogs?! Maybe it’s a dog groomers and cat cafe?!?!?!!

Okay — whatever it is — isn’t it obvious if he’s the boss?!

Maybe he’s a SILENT OWNER — omg! Maybe he is a silent partner in the business! Maybe she just thought he’s the manager groomer or something, she didn’t realise HE’S THE BOSS!!!

Uhuh… okay… I think I’m following you… maybe the bro who loves cats — is the “partner” in the business — maybe she treats him with respect. She assumed HE is the sole owner. Something in their dialogue — it’s been set up, he’s part owner and there’s a “silent partner” — but she never knew it was the good guy.

Uhuh — she won’t even know he’s the silent partner until HE IS FEATURED ON THE NEWS — and then she reads it in a magazine or a newspaper — or online social media! She is like, scrolling and someone did some digging and there’s an edit “THIS FURBABY HOTTY IS ACTUALLY THE SILENT PARTNER OF THIS BUSINESS!!!!” AND SHE THROWS HER PHONE DOWN — WTF?!?!?! HE’S BEEN A PART OWNER THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. ^0^

But that’s not her reason for falling in love with him — it’s just his quiet achievements. He is a quiet achiever type…

Uhuh… and what about the bad boy?

Okay so that guy — even his ONLINE DATING PROFILE PIC — his shirt is OFF!!! — Jisoo and Jenny are both disapproving! “He’s such a playboy!” “Don’t you know to avoid those guys like the plague on an online dating app?!” “Our choices for you are better!!! Give the gamer nerd another chance!!!”

(LOLOLOLOL)…

But she is like “No! I’m an ADULT.” — She is over 18, studying interior design — okay, so she is gonna make her own decisions.

Uhuh…

Will it be “the best mistake she’s ever made…” — ? (smirk)

Sigh — something like that — but also no, because — the GOOD GUY is WAITING…

Uhuh…. (smiles)…

I wonder how we’re gonna get a shirt off scene with the good guy…. (thinking)…

(LOL) — WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT MY BROS WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF?!?!?!?!

(Lolololololol……) It’s just for the audience! I’M NOT EXCITED ABOUT IT — I just know the AUDIENCE is gonna EAT IT UP!!!

(Chuckles)…

Ugh — how do we get the good guy to take his shirt off — maybe something happens with a dog and the dog is shaking the water everywhere and he’s gotta change his shirt — Jisoo and Jenny are wide-eyed, like, “WTF — drooling!” but Lisa is like, NOT NOTICING THIS BODY!!!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)!!!

I’m still laughing at the fact you keep mentioning Black Pink members like THEY are the characters…

No! I just mean them acting as the characters! They’re gonna be like Sex and the City — Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte — maybe there is no Samantha…

Uhuh….

Or Rose is the Samantha?! Who cares?!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOL)…

Because Rose is more carefree, she goes to America, she flies back to your country, she’s in and out — she’s from a more privileged family — okay, she does fly in and out of the country…

Uhuh…

FERNANDO — is also good at English! — but Fernando is not a Barista for that reason…

What is Fernando’s back story?

Hmmm… I’m not sure… if he’s Rose’s cousin, and she’s from a family that flies in and out of the country…

Fernando is not from the same family. They are cousins. It’s Rose’s parents that are rich. Fernando’s parents are not rich. They are just cousins — he’s just a normal guy.

Okay, okay, he’s just a normal guy.

But then they will also be like, “Why do the cousins in this family all like to bleach their hair blonde?!?!?!”

LOLOLOLOLOL…..

Maybe Fernando’s Mother is Rose’s Mother’s sister — but Rose’s mother married a rich man…

Uhuh… sure…

But how does Fernando know how to speak English?!

Maybe he stayed with his cousin for a couple of years in America — just for a couple of years…

Oh I see — yes — her family is nice to him. He got to stay with them for a couple of years and learn English. Maybe he was 10 or 11 years old — just enough to learn English then back to your country to finish off his studies…

But then — why is he a Barista?!?!?

Maybe he is AT UNI — but he’s not from a RICH FAMILY — so he needs to WORK AND STUDY…

Oh yeah… okay, okay, so that’s Fernando the Barista’s back story…

(Chuckles)…

He’s not even in that many episodes! We didn’t even need to expand on his character arc…

(Chuckles)….

But Rose is RICH — she is like NEPO BABY RICH — her mother really, really lucked out marrying whoever she married!

(Chuckles)…

So the Bad Boy — he’s smitten over ROSE — but he can’t admit it — and he’s with LISA — because ROSE rejected him!!!

She played the player and then the player just keeps playing other girls!!!

Phwoar — that’s so savage…

THAT’S ONLINE DATING — Unfortunately, it’s all too common!!!

Uhuh… (LOL)….

How does she meet the other bro that she’s then engaged to?

Oh… ummm… hmm… is he a rich dude?!

It would make sense that she settles down with a rich dude… yes…

Okay — so he’s MEGA RICH — the bad boy can’t compete — he’s RICH AND NICE — the bro who loves dogs in real life — he just gets to be, actually, the IDEAL MAN in the whole entire show — but he just appears as the guy engaged to Rose for one scene.

Like she’s such a rich girl nepo baby but in the end she chooses Mr Stable Nice Guy FROM ANOTHER SUPER RICH FAMILY —

Uhuh… (smiles)…. (giggling)…

Why is this funny?!?!?!

I don’t know, it’s kinda funny…

The REDEEMABLE MAN — is the GOOD GUY — played by the good looking bro… I mean, they’re all good looking! But this one’s Mr Super Popular in real life…

Uhuh… (smiles)…

I think he went to the military and then he came back and opened up the dog grooming business…

Oh?!?!

Well?!?!?! I just think she overlooks him — she didn’t even miss him when he went to military!

Phwoar! (Holding hands to heart) — she didn’t even THINK ABOUT HIM ONCE?!

No?!?! She was with the electric guitar player?! Okay maybe she is a couple years younger. So the dude went off to the military and she didn’t even notice. Then he comes back and opens up the dog grooming business…

(LOLOLOLOLOLOL)

Omg he actually loves her so much there’s flashbacks of him in the military and he’s got a photo of her on his locker or whatever… like HE SECRETLY LOVES HER!!!

Awwww…. the man!!! — the how did he get her photos?!

JUST — SOCIAL MEDIA?!?!?!

Oh yeah, okay — go on…

But she doesn’t know about any of that! And she thinks he just came back from military to be a dog groomer?! She really isn’t impressed… like she LOVES animals — but she also loves MONEY and gets distracted by SHINY THINGS!!! — she’s an interior designer!!!

LOL… (chuckles)….

It’s kinda like — she’s CREATIVE — she’s an INTERIOR DESIGNER — she’s impressed by the electric guitar player because he’s musical-creative — right?! That “high school” relationship made sense for them. Then he left her. So she’s swiping and then she’s impressed by the Architect — it feels like, “creativity PLUS money!” — in her mind… she’s blinded by this concept…

Uhuh… (smirks)…

But she doesn’t realise until later in the show — A DOG GROOMER — is also CREATIVE! He’s been sketching and designing dog clothes and accessories! And he has a business brain! He’s the silent partner!!! He’s been running the online shop, the coffee shop, the grooming salon — all of that — HE’S BEEN THE SILENT PARTNER!!!

Uhuh — yes — you keep emphasizing this…

Ooohh… maybe he needs her to help him with an INTERIOR DESIGN PROJECT — maybe later on, the business is getting so popular, they finally need to expand!

Uhuh…

This is getting to the happily ever after — he’s got what she wants!

He IS creative — for some reason he’s just been really introverted about it. — She just didn’t see that side of him — he doesn’t “flaunt” it — he’s not flaunting anything like the bad boy…

Maybe the bad boy is very boastful in their dating as well. And when she tells her friends they’re all shaking their heads, “THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE AN ASSHOLE!” — but she’s smitten already!

Uhuh… so it’s the quiet good guy in the end… who actually turns out to be creative and businesses minded…

Yes! And business SUCCESSFUL…

Bad Boy is a lost cause… he’s actually only an EMPLOYEE at an Architectural firm — he doesn’t do shit! He doesn’t own anything!

He is just playing — and then it will show on his phone — he’s got 4 or 5 other girls conversations all happening — he’s been playing her THE WHOLE TIME…

Ahh — very, very bad boy…

Yesssss!!! She had to learn — never swipe right on a guy with a photo of himself with his shirt off on an online dating app, it will only ever end in heartbreak!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAH — ARE YOU SAYING THIS FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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I’m not answering that question on the public blog…

TELL ME. NOW!!!

(Giggles)… mmm…. not quite…

Not quite?!?!?!?!

I didn’t SLEEP WITH ANYONE!!!

Oh okay… (phew!)…

There were some chats but then I chickened out — I didn’t go meet him — it felt weird! I couldn’t actually go through with it!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)!!!!!!!!!!!!

The shirtless photo — PECTORALS AND ABS — those boys are the WORST!!!

HOLY FUCK!!! THE GUY HAD BIG PECS?!?!?!?!

*SIGH* — okay we can end this conversation now… we were supposed to be talking about the rom com…

No! We need to keep digging!!! What the!!?!?!?!?!

(LOLOLOLOL) — that’s ENOUGH. For the public blog…

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you…. xoxoxoxoxooxxoxxx