Okay, maybe it should be a movie…
We don’t have time to film a whole series… I don’t think Black Pink has the time for that either…
But movies aren’t that quick?!?! It still takes up time too!
Exactly. Where do you even want this to be filmed? I’m gonna be gone for a while…
No, you’re only the Barista!
Your BROs will have their time taken up — they’re the main characters! You only need to be there for a few weeks for a couple of scenes! It’s not that much!!!
Lol… okay… so maybe our usual holidays — they have to film it — maybe…
Do you guys get that long of a break?!?!!?
It depends… they might be able to curate something — the staff, I mean — to tweak our calendars for time for them to do this filming…
Do you think you’re really gonna get Black Pink to agree to this?!
Not at all! (LOLOLOLOL) — I think you’re dreaming, casting Lisa as the female lead!
Oh okay… hahaa… well… oh well!
I wonder what the other bros will play…
Do you know, sometimes guys on dating apps — they take a photo at an angle that makes them look taller — it’s no different to women “catfishing” — they are also misleading with their photos!!!
(LOLOLOLOL)…
That could be something funny with one of the bros…
Maybe one of them could play a really shy nerdy gamer boy?
A shy nerdy gamer boy?
Yeah — maybe he has big, thick glasses — and he’s really awkward! And he’ll say, “My mother made my dating profile” and she’ll say, “My FRIENDS made my dating profile!” and they’ll just end the date shaking hands!!!
(LOLOLOLOL)
But his fans in real life are like, “omg he’s such a hot nerd! How could she reject him?!??!!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
It’s so funny cos there’s enough of you boys for a girl to swipe through and go through different online dating archetypes! (LOLOLOLOLOL)…
You’re highly amused by this narrative…
I am!!! (LOLOLOLOLOL)…
I still don’t understand — when do I get to be a romantic lead?!
Hmmm… but does Fernando want a side plot? Does he want to fall in love with one of her friends!?!?!?!?!
No… I don’t think the Barista is attracted to women…
What?! So you want Fernando to have a gay storyline?!
No! I think Fernando the Barista is asexual — he doesn’t need a romantic plot in that show… but on another show, what could be his story?
Hmmm…. now I have to really think about this………….
Maybe it would make more sense if he was in a sci-fi… he’s like in a Lord of the Rings kind of show… but your culture’s version?
Lord of the Rings is Sci-Fi?
No… like a merger of Sci-Fi/Fantasy — like a Lord of the Rings mixed with Star Wars — something totally NOT ON THIS PLANET — then he is allowed to fall in love.
(LOLOLOLOL)… who does he fall in love with?
A… an alien woman… from the planet Venus!
(LOLOLOLOLOL)…
Yes, he falls in love with a CGI — she doesn’t even exist. — Fernando doesn’t have to kiss anyone in real life, it’s just CGI, just a random background actress in a greenscreen suit. And he’s not really kissing her, it’s just implied…
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) ^0^
I don’t want you to kiss any real actresses…
I wasn’t GOING TO — I’m surprised you’re very happy to assign those roles to MY BROS…
Well?!?! I get the feeling they don’t mind?!?!?! — DO THEY MIND?!?!?!?
(Smirk)… nah, they don’t mind…
What about their WAGS?!?!?!
(Chuckles)… they’re okay with it… they’re gonna make so much money as the male leads to that rom com…
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)… True — are the other bros jealous?!
No!!! The rest of us are very LAZY — we don’t even want that much work!!! — We’re surprised you’ve really thought this through for the two main bros!!!
(Giggles!!!) Squee!!! It’s the romance writer in me… ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤
So Fernando is not allowed to be featured in a romance unless it is a sci-fi/fantasy and with a CGI, not a real actress…
(Nodding)… that would be my preference…
But he’s allowed to show his backside in a sexy song mv?
Uhuh — cos that’s not him?! Maybe his shoulders — real cut — but then — the butt — is a butt double! However they set up the shot — it’s a mix of you and the body double and nobody is ever gonna see YOUR REAL BUTT.
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)….
But I’ll have to cuddle and hug the actress?!
Hmmm… I don’t know… maybe it is implied?!?!?
Hmmm… I’m not sure about that….
Fine then, don’t do it. Don’t do it, ever. I don’t want you hugging and cuddling other actresses.
(Chuckles)…
Maybe it’s a song about a dream… a fantasy… so he’s admiring her from far away… but then he’s also looking in the mirror after a shower — he’s not showing his butt. He has a towel around him. But he’s looking in the mirror like, trying to figure himself out… he doesn’t actually hug, cuddle or kiss her in the mv…
Mmmm…. kay…. (peering)…. who is she?!?!?! (eye-twitch)….
Nobody. Just some random actress…
Okay… (shrugs shoulders)…
Really?! You’re okay with that?!?!
It doesn’t make sense. Maybe it needs to be Olivia Rodrigo?!?!?!
(LOLOLOL) You’re constantly bringing up Olivia Rodrigo?!?!?!
I don’t know! She just seems like an “ideal” type for Gen Z…
Uhuh… okay… fine — we’ll get Olivia Rodrigo to be the woman of Fernando’s dreams — and he’s longing for her…
Okay, sure, sure — Olivia, I don’t mind…
(LOLOLOLOL)…………….
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